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Sara C

@norskheks.bsky.social
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Not a fucking mermaid. One-time psychophonologist. Socialist. Queer. Nerd. Fat. Invisibly disabled. Elder millennial. @norsk_heks on X and Instagram (normal), @norskheks on tumblr & ao3 and @gentlebeardslut on X (insane and horny).

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Sara C @norskheks.bsky.social · 5h
It's been 10 years since the MBMBaM tv show "aired", and I still haven't acheived my dream of being Jamiroquai's Dad/Rotisserie Shithead/Etc. for Halloween. Maybe one day I will have the time and resources and spoons....
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Sara C @norskheks.bsky.social · 10h
I'm very excited to see what people come up with for collaring, since it's basically canon 👀😼
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Sara C @norskheks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Still working on my catalogue using the library of congress system, and making call numbers for my books about the Holocaust, seeing they go under DS for Asian history, and thinking, huh, that's odd. Apparently Jewish history (as opposed to history of Judaism) is sorted under Israeli history...
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Sara C @norskheks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Update: I did not get sick from too much butter! 🎉🧈🤤
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Sara C @norskheks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I remember being like, "... I have to work now? Like I have to log on and do stupid work for 8 hours now? After THIS?!?! Can I call in bereaved because my best friend and lover Ed Teach died (temporarily)? How the fuck am I supposed to think about anything else until next week?!?!?!"
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Ruth | Temporal_discounting 🏴‍☠️ @insane-foliage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Happy 3 year anniversary to the Steard, the cake toppers, the Gravy Basket, MerStede and 1,000 other moments that changed my brain chemistry forever #ofmd
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Sara C @norskheks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🐥make browned butter and chicken and tortellini 🐥portion rest of chicken and freeze 🐣text 2 (specific) people 🐥finish reading klara and the sun 🥚clean my freezer 🥚and maybe fridge if I have the spoons 🐥hang up tights in closet 🐣organize closet if I have the spoon 🐥nap
A teal dish with tortellini, diced chicken, fried sage, and browned butter on a table. And a fork.
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Sara C @norskheks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🐣make browned butter and chicken and tortellini 🥚portion rest of chicken and freeze 🐣text 2 (specific) people 🐥finish reading klara and the sun 🥚clean my freezer 🥚and maybe fridge if I have the spoons 🐥hang up tights in closet 🐣organize closet if I have the spoons
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Sara C @norskheks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's crazy how much of my burnout has healed in just 2 days with no obligations other than move my car, feed myself, and prevent apartment from becoming stanky.
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Sara C @norskheks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Next time you're in the shower, think of me, and give yourself a breast self-check." OK, obv the text is, "remember this psa", but the subtext is "remember to check for lumps while you masturbate thinking about me", right?? I don't have a problem with that, I just wanna make sure I'm following! 🤣
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Sara C @norskheks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🐣make browned butter and chicken and tortellini 🥚portion rest of chicken and freeze 🥚text 2 (specific) people 🐥finish reading klara and the sun 🥚clean my freezer 🥚and maybe fridge if I have the spoons 🥚hang up tights in closet 🥚organize closet if I have the spoons
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Sara C @norskheks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
To do list for tomorrow! Only the first two are really mandatory and can't be put off any longer. 🐣make browned butter and chicken and tortellini 🥚portion rest of chicken and freeze 🥚text 2 (specific) people 🥚finish reading klara and the sun 🥚clean my freezer. and maybe fridge if I have the spoons.
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Sara C @norskheks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm full and I'm putting the last 1/3 of my meal in the fridge instead of making myself finish it, everybody clap!!!
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Sara C @norskheks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🐥move car at Switchover Time 🐥do dishes 🐥send canvass letter for 2nd library job back 🐥catch up on R&T goodness on timeline 🥚text 2 (specific) people 🐥play Blorbos Island 🐣make browned butter w/sage (I washed the sage leaves, they're drying) 🐥prep music for printing 🥚go to bed early af sat night 🧑🏻‍🦳
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Sara C @norskheks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The only things on this list I need to do today are the first 2, the others are just wants 😌 🥚move car at Switchover Time 🥚do dishes 🐥send canvass letter for 2nd library job back 🐥catch up on R&T goodness on timeline 🥚text 2 (specific) people 🥚play Blorbos Island 🥚make brown butter w/sage
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Sara C @norskheks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Me, forgetting how time zones work: How has the Hunt for the Wilderpeople thing not even started yet and it's almost 10pm?!
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Sara C @norskheks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🐥 cover letter 🐥check in w/references 🐥review and convert everything to pdf 🐥send job application!🎉 🐥take out trash 🥚do dishes 🍳go buy a gf donut from local vegan place They ran out of donuts already 🙁 And I have way more literal than metaphorical spoons available, so dishes will wait til tomorrow.
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Sara C @norskheks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🐥 cover letter 🐥check in w/references 🐥review and convert everything to pdf 🐥send job application! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 🥚take out trash 🥚do dishes 🥚go buy a gf donut from local vegan place
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Sara C @norskheks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cover letters are my absolute least favorite part of a job application, so I'm now trying to do anything but that, even though I need to just do it and then it'll be done and I won't have to do it anymore OR submit it after EOD! Stupid brain!!!!!
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Sara C @norskheks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Accountability post! 🐣 cover letter 🐥check in w/references 🥚review and convert everything to pdf 🥚send job application! 🥚take out trash 🥚do dishes 🥚go buy a gf donut from local vegan place
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chelsea 💖 @gentlebeard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
crisis aid request: i'm so thankful for everyone sharing and donating before, i wish i had the words. i am still in a horrible horrible spot, havent paid my rent for Sept and i am facing eviction if i cant pay at least $500 today. if possible please share maybe donate i really appreciate any help.
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Sara C @norskheks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Channeling Stede Bonnet's overconfidence born of privilege! Pretty much have to do the cover letter, check in w/references, covert everything to pdf, and send! It's due tomorrow... if they are looking for someone who turns shit in early, I'm fucked (not that I'm not already) 🤣
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Sara C @norskheks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So I'm applying for a library PR job basically, and I need a portfolio of graphic design and writing samples. I'm barely qualified, so I think I'm gonna include a speech I gave a couple years ago about social reproduction theory, intersectionality & bodily autonomy, bc it fucks and I'm proud of it.
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Sara C @norskheks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just emailed my landlord about my broken (I think?) radiators, and the fact that the heat is on in the building even though it's like 75°F, and I deleted the last sentence, "I am so freaking sick of everything being so hard all the time." But that about sums up how I am feeling.
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Sara C @norskheks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can I take a regional medical care monopoly to small claims court for the expedited shipping on my pump supplies and a week's worth of pay to recover from the burnout from trying to get the supplies, plus another week's pay to recover from the burnout of doing this?
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Sara C @norskheks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
HAHAHA just kidding, my therapist is sick!!! (This happens a lot bc I wanted a therapist with an intimate understanding of chronic illness, so I got a therapist who is chronically ill. The up side is that I can also cancel at the last minute with no penalties or charges. But not loving it now.)
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Sara C @norskheks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I found a fic draft today from 2022, it's basically "what if after 'you wear fine things well' they fucked nasty?" But I got tired halfway through and just wrote what I wanted to happen in the rest of it in an extremely unsexy way. I moved it to a place where I might possibly finish it one day, lol
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Sara C @norskheks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So glad I have therapy tomorrow at noon, bc Oh Boy Do I Need It (nothing huge, just. Things!!! Keep happening!!!!! And I just keep getting more burnt out just existing!!!!!)
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Sara C @norskheks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Fun" fact I just verified, Aldi's pumpkin spice popcorn is NOT gluten-free! 🙃
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Sara C @norskheks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am hungry but I have a kitty (my tiny elderly son) in my lap, so I can't make lunch rn 🤷🏻
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Artist: a cup full of spoons
digital illustration set against a blue background, featuring hand-drawn bubble letters above a minimalist drawing of a person with red hair, closed eyes with long eyelashes, rosy cheeks, and a neutral expression.

Text:

In dark green letters: "I want to live my life..."

In orange letters: "but I'm SO TIRED"

Bottom-right signature: "a cup full of spoons"
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Sara C @norskheks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oops I hadn't eaten a vegetable in like... 48 hours, so I started feeling sick... after like 3 bites of vegetables, I feel like a new person already 🤣 (I do still need a nap though, lol)
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Sara C @norskheks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Watching the Rosie interview w/captions on, and she's talking about fotc and the captions say "Brett, Jermaine, and Reese", like literally misspelled all three, good job youtube 🤣
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🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Petra’s vet fees are going to be an extra $5000 and I don’t know what to do. I don’t qualify for care credit or any of that and none of my cards are working. I’m so scared, I don’t know where the money is going to come from. Please please donate to the go fund me please gofund.me/933c959a3
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Sara C @norskheks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Checking on a packing sent by USPS, and.... When they said, "Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night," I'm not sure they meant all at once 😳 But sure, yeah, climate change is fake or whatever 🙄
An alert ribbon in bright red with white text in all caps: Impacts from a Nor'Easter in the Northeast, tropical weather in Hawai'i, and flooding in the Southwest and Ohio may delay final delivery of your mail and packages. Read more link.
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Sara C @norskheks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
On one hand, it would be fun to build my own set of LC call numbers for my own books. On the other hand, PZ seems to be a lawless wasteland where you can just put whatever after it, espcially PZ7. I prob need a MLS to figure that one out. :p
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Sara C @norskheks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I bought planters for my windows and a bag of potting soil, and I'm just now realizing I didn't think through transferring the potting soil from bag to planters 🤔 I didn't plan to become a plant person, but my friend's and uncle's memorials both had packs of seeds to plant in their memories, so 🤷🏻
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Sara C @norskheks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"You know you can pick anything, right?" "Yeah, I like the name Jeff, and accounting sounds fancy as fuck." "All right."
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Sara C @norskheks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My weather-inspired ootd (why yes I AM listening to Donovan's "Season of the Witch"!)
A fat white person with short curly brown hair (with a gray streak in front) taking a bathroom mirror selfie with a purple-cased phone. They're wearing a maroon velour Hocus Pocus dress with silver cats, cauldrons, potions, brooms, mops, and vacuums all over it, and a white pointed collar. They're also wearing white and black horizontally striped tights like the Wicked Witch of the East wore in the Wizard of Oz.
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Wren @redwsailing.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Y’all come on, please don’t make me be the fandom stick-in-the-mud OFMD isn’t going to come back bc it made it onto a list in the NOTORIOUSLY TRANSPHOBIC PUBLICATION THE NEW YORK FUCKING TIMES STOP GIVING THEM YOUR CLICKS WE ARE BETTER THAN THIS
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Sara C @norskheks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's the last full day of official summer, and it's not even getting up to 60°F today! I'm excited for the maybe 2 weeks of fall that starts now before I have to start wearing winter coats!
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Wren @redwsailing.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sweet Christ folks pls stop interacting with anything the NYTimes makes 😑
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Sara C @norskheks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just learned about Cutter numbers, and I feel like Russell Crowe in A Beautiful Mind.
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Sara C @norskheks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In the parking lot with my window open waiting for my lunch I just ordered to be ready for pickup, hope everyone likes George Harrison because I am not turning "What Is Life" down!!!
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Sara C @norskheks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think if I dreamt of labor, my "dream job" would be assigning LC call numbers to new books.
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ana 🏴‍☠️⚔️ @edwarbteach.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
ofmd fandom is so COOL and TALENTED 😌💖
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Sbooks @bemorelikeharper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
HEY SISTER CHECK IN!
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Sara C @norskheks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Me playing geoguessr: This has to be the US, not a single compact car in sight, just SUVs and trucks all parked by assholes.
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Sara C @norskheks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The nurse I spoke to in the office yesterday just messaged me and said, "Okay I think we've got the right form, it's vastly different from the other form," I KNOW! THAT IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU FOR 2 FUCKING WEEKS!!!!! But they're finally going to send it, halle-fucking-lujah!!!
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Sara C @norskheks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Update on my pump supplies Rx... Found the source of the problem. So, the mail-order pharmacy I'm using is under an umbrella company called Byram that also, and much more frequently, does DME orders. My dr's office has Byram reps that work for the DME division. Not Byram pharmacy....
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