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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Behind the Bastards is apparently eligible for a Golden Globe this year I can't imagine we'll win, given the number of podcasts by famous Hollywood people on the list. But it's nice to be considered eligible! goldenglobes.com/articles/bes...
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Best Podcasts Eligible for the 84th Golden Globes® Revealed - Golden Globes
Best Podcasts Eligible for the 84th Golden Globes® Revealed The Golden Globes announced the 30 podcasts that are eligible to submit for consideration in the Best Podcast category for the 84th Golden G...
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Tirk @frogkaro.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
my ocs: oh boy, I exist! I wonder what kind of lore I will have? me:
"In 2041, basketball was made illegal and almost all b-ballers were massacred in what is now known as "The Great B-Ball Purge". I lived, but I lost my reason for living. B-ball was gone." - Charles Barkley Shut Up and Jam Gaiden
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What's All This Then @whatsallthispod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Who remembers Boohbah! Boohbah remembers YOU! They see you in your darkest moments! PLEASE check out our new episode with the one and only @jamieloftus.bsky.social on YouTube or wherever you get pods or, best of all, on our Patreon!
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Maki Scare-O @makinaro.com · 06/10/2026
I would like to submit Jamie Wyeth’s 1980 painting “A Very Small Dog” for consideration.
An ornate white wicker pram rolls on thin metal hoop wheels through a sun dappled garden. Inside the pram, barely visible, is a tiny ferocious dog—likely a Pomeranian—with its gross little teeth bared. You can imagine the awful snarling and barking sounds it is making.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ballpoint pen and colored pencil. 

At the top of the piece we see the delicately drawn branches and leaves of an apple tree. Just beneath the tree limbs, a bat is flying with one of the green apples in its mouth. This is when the morphing begins, reader. A sequence of 13 drawings show the bat morphing into a teeny witch (with completion of the morph around drawing #9). The morphing creates a spiral leading us to the center of the page where the little witch is running towards her basket filled with apples. It’s likely she’ll re-morph into a bat again and the morphing pattern will continue.
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Chiikawa...
comic about a puppy named Basil liking the show chiikawa and saying; "This show is so cute!! But I have to be responsible and not become fixated on it" while the background says; "Don't get hyperfixated" over and over. The next panel shows Basil drawn as a chiikawa character.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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SungWon Cho @prozdishere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
for the record, i don’t give a shit what you call any anime anymore, 2023 feels like it was 30 years ago, do whatever the fuck you want, don’t talk to me
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Arthur @bearfoster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Aw hell yeah!! Guys this is my week. Go fucking vote! (For the bears.)
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kc green @kcg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“HE LOOKS DASHING”
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Woman Yelling at a Cat Meme Origin
ALT: Woman Yelling at a Cat Meme Origin
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Fake Muppet Show Guests @fakemuppetguests.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Miggy Mackerel!
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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Arthur @bearfoster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I personally can't wait to see some of these fat fucks this winter. The just, OUTRAGEOUSLY round chickadees.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it's the 40 year anniversary of cleveland's disastrous "balloonfest"
Balloonfest '86 was a fundraising event in Cleveland, Ohio, United States, held on September 27, 1986, in which the local chapter of United Way set a world record by releasing almost 1.5 million balloons.[2] The event was intended to be a harmless publicity stunt. However, the released balloons drifted back over the city and Lake Erie and landed in the surrounding area, causing problems for traffic and a nearby airport. In consequence, the organizers faced lawsuits seeking millions of dollars in damages,[1] and cost overruns put the event at a net loss.[3] The event also interfered with a United States Coast Guard search for two boaters who were later found drowned.[1]
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rock robster @plounce.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#catcrumb
a simple drawing of a sign on a post that says "something good will happen soon", and an orange cat driving a grey car thinking "i sure hope so, thank you though".
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Berry 🍇 @nyamukoneko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
namco museum 2
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Snail @snail-online.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Post something random, or you'll have an awful October!
My cat, Fester, "reading" Matt Dinniman's The Butcher's Masquerade. She needs positive role models and GC, BWR, NW Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk is one of the best.
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Vandy: The Thing Forsaken By God @avartwork.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yuji Kaida isn’t just one of my favorite Godzilla artists, he’s an all timer in general. His artwork for Ghouls N’ Ghosts has lived in my head rent free for decades.
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Lumi 🐻‍❄️ @lumi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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DitzyFlama @ditzyflama.com · 21/09/2026
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Jim Gisriel @jim-gisriel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What gets lost in the phrase “jumping the shark” The fonzie had all ready done the jumps over a bunch of stuff in the parking lot of that dinner or whatever. So it was him trying to one up a pretty big episode. Also Fonzie almost died doing it. So this is very much a lame sequel
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🦆 Eliza Herndon! 🦆 @ducktwacy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
One of my favorite undersung jokes from The Dover Boys (happy anniversary!) are the barking dog sfx à la a fox hunt when they go to save [dear, rich] Dora Standpipe
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Joschurale @joschurale.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Pan-Pizza: Watch Loki IRL @rebeltaxi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Me seeing the crummiest art ever made with love and no AI
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sam Altman "no...wait we just wanted more money..."
BREAKING: Bernie Sanders has proposed a 20-year prison sentence for AI developers who move forward with Artificial Superintelligence plans, a penalty comparable to illegally developing rogue nuclear weapons.
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I had this idea from reading the elizabeth holmes mouse post and then I couldn't do anything else until i painted the idea to completion
It is a cartoon mouse, like Jerry from Tom and Jerry, shaped like a wedge of cheese presumably because it has eaten a wedge of cheese. The mouse has Elizabeth Holmes' face. The mouse is saying "Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that."Nathan Fielder, looking into a fridge where the mouse has eaten a cheese, says skeptically "Okay. Alright."
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Joey Scott @joeyneverjoe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
No, I think Godspeed You! Black Emperor has a more persuasive message.
A guitar amp with tape on it that says: “TRANSPHOBES
EAT
SHIT
AND
DIE
ALONE
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Ncs_artist @artistncs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
How it feels seeing Samus art after the Metroid Ravenous trailer
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A large group of medieval knights ride in formation on horseback through an open field. The leader of the pack warns the group of a log in their path as his horse jumps over the obstacle. “Log,” he yells. This starts a chain of “logs” as each rider yells “log” so everyone is aware of the log. Their strong communication and teamwork likely results in all of the riders avoiding the log safely. Artist’s note: simple yet sloppy line work and elite composition make this piece a core work in pants art history.
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FLOOSH!! @wooshfloosh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's my turn to draw Kirby in the Truman Show #kirby
Digital painting of Kirby in the final scene of the truman show.
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🍁Cookieofthecream🍁 @cookieofcream.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Imagine if she holding a big burger instead
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️
8 Hours for Work, 8 Hours for Rest, 8 Hours for What We Will. Based on a screenprint by Ricardo Levins Morales after the organizing work done by Robert Owen.
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The National Videogame Museum @nvmuk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Did you know 2026 is a very special year for the Magnavox Odyssey? 2026 marks the 60th anniversary of the Magnavox Odyssey's journey.
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Deji Majek @dejimon11.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This is what all these DLSS 5 stuff looks like to me
A render of Mario’s head from Super Mario Sunshine 

A creepy realistic drawing of Mario called ‘Super real Mario’
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
“Lost media” no longer! I finally got permission to upload “AL’S BRAIN,” an 11-minute educational 3-D film attraction which ran at the Orange County and Western Washington fairs, and hasn’t been seen publicly since 2009. You can watch the whole thing here: youtu.be/2xujU87ZHt4
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Kage damagé @kagedamage.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two raccoons are sitting at a table with a bunch of podcast recording equipment. Raccoon one says into the microphone, “you gotta cut the negativity out of your life.” Panel 2: raccoon replies, “facts” Panel 3: raccoon 1 continues with his hands clasped together to capture the sincerity of his monologue, “that way you have more time to eat garbage.” Raccoon 2 contributes, “that’s facts”
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jamie loftus @jamieloftus.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
i swear to god this image goes viral every six months like clockwork. LISTEN TO AACK CAST!!!!
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Sonic The Wereblog @sonichedgeblog.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Icons and animations from the “Planet Cafe” page on Sega.co.jp in 1996.
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 17/03/2026
can u not post not safe for woik 🥺
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Zera @zeramations.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Wizard Time #3danimation
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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gracie @iluvrabbitz.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Veerender Singh Jubbal @veerenderjubbal.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Sam Altman
@sama •7h
cool use case of chatgpt work i heard last night:
connect your family calendars and explain your kids' interests.
every morning for the drive to school, have it make a podcast that talks about one kid's soccer game that afternoon, one kid's upcoming birthday, some news, etc.
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What if you just talked to your children
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
"Prudery is the enemy of art" - Soviet poster, 1980s
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David Sims @davidlsims.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
if I ever taught film criticism lesson one would be “you being smarter than the movie is not interesting to anyone”
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This is my personal Sistine Chapel. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
Black-and-white photo of a light skined man laughing while lying on a carpeted floor. He is reaching out one arm to a short haired black cat, which has clamped its paws and mouth down over his hand in an attack.
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