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Cosimo Kramedici

@slurmslurper.bsky.social
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Working deep in the bowels of show business New Jersey booster

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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 3m
That's Democrat, we count those
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 1h
I think it's effective. Roosevelt and the Dems let the Depression rage until the moment FDR was sworn in. Hoover was begging FDR to help him out right up to the inauguration and FDR told him to pound sand.
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 2h
Based on what I've read in Joan Didion essays, SF has been like this for 60+ years
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Charlie 🧟 ZOTM @cbvt.bsky.social · 2h
Avasarala speech bubble
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 2h
The WASPs who ran GE back in the day knew that it was absolutely crucial to keep nerds like the guy in the second photo in their place and not let them get any power. And now look at where we are.
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 3h
The funny thing about this guy specifically thinking that the KKK titles are cool is that one of the things that killed the popularity of the Klan was Stetson Kennedy's undercover expose of this shit which made the median American think "Oh, these guys are fucking lame as hell"
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Please never say “Blohio” again
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Flayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When I’m listening to intense music
Blurry image of the creature from the black lagoon with subtitle “intense music”
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 08/10/2026
Literally all these dudes
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Push day banger music.apple.com/us/album/go-...
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Go (feat. Q-Tip) by The Chemical Brothers on Apple Music
Song · 2015 · Duration 4:20
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Long before there were “Michelle Obama arms” there were Angela Bassett arms
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
But maybe she’s gone full Taibbi, I have no idea
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Have you read her previous writing about fraternities? I haven’t followed her in years or read this piece, but in the pre-covid era she wrote devastating stuff about them
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh my God, I was just thinking the other day, “I wonder what Caitlin Flanagan is saying about the Cornell rape case now that she’s gone radical centrist.” Back in the day she wrote devastatingly about the evils of fraternities
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
is this Moby Dick?
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
New sleep paralysis demon just dropped
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Look at Helen and her dusty old box of tubes” -Amazon
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is @bencarlson007.bsky.social bait
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Benny Johnson cackling at all the dead kids and screaming “Put ‘em in body bags! Yeah!!”
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Benny Johnson cackling at all the dead kids and screaming “Put ‘em in body bags! Yeah!!”
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s like being ruled by Jabba the Hutt if he were somehow in charge of the Cobra Kai teens from the original Karate Kid movie
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s like being ruled by Jabba the Hutt if he were somehow in charge of the Cobra Kai teens from the original Karate Kid movie
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@hudlion

sometimes, I think it would be worse to be an insect and wake up one morning and find you had been transformed into a guy with a job
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is the most relatable thing about him tbh
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hi Rebar I am in charge of hiring at The Onion and I would like to offer you the job
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
great question jeffrey s thanks for asking. the answer is: literally never in my life, because i am not horrible
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Jeffrey S
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No surprise: snowflakes melt instantly when exposed to a little warmth. Most in the younger generations have been indoctrinated to believe that there should be no acceptance of any type of challenge. How many times have you heard a young customer service person tellng you that you are being too abusive when you challenge in a calm, unthreatening manner? Look at the signs in any business - profit or non-profit - warning people that "abuse" is not tolerated. you will find that be not smiling you will be deemed abusive. These are failing generations unable to deal with reality abnd will pay the steep price that all sheep ultimately pay.
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I did that NYT historical figures quiz and guessed everyone correctly except for Chadwick Boseman, who I called “Chad Coleman.” Honestly I think I deserve partial credit for that
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ive said again and again that Trumpism is actually a Gen-X movement and the whole 80s movie villain vibe of the administration is part and parcel of that
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James O'Malley @jamesomalley.co.uk · 07/10/2026
Holy shit. Someone has decompiled the Adobe suite, rebuilt it in Rust and released it as open source. Either all software is dead or the US copyright laws are about to receive an update. getartcraft.com/apps
getartcraft.com
Crafting Apps: open-source creative tools
Image editing, vector illustration, video, photography, PDFs, motion graphics and page layout: seven native, open-source apps from the ArtCraft team, built in Rust and free to use.
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’ve recently reconnected with some guys I grew up with. The last time we got together the one who usually hosts complained that nobody wants to come hang out. Most of the people who declined had kids’s sports as their excuse
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A ton of people don’t hang out because of kids’ sports
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hell yeah
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A tough day at the Axios HR department
It's my last week @axios.

I joined soon after launch in 2017 not knowing I was boarding a rocket ship. Immensely grateful to my colleagues and proud of what our ragtag startup has become.

Next week I'll join the incredible national security team @WSJ. Can't wait to get started!

This is not protocol for giving notice. Please contact the People Team
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jeremy Herbert
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@DDayFilms
[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell]
Beenba Rito
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah I’ve heard this also phrased as “If you’re worried that you’re a bad parent, you probably aren’t”
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Movie poster for The Accountant
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
White people will visit New Mexico once and then make silver and turquoise their whole personality
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
White people will visit New Mexico once and then make silver and turquoise their whole personality
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One morning a few months I came into work and walked into the bathroom to encounter my two Jamaican coworkers in adjacent stalls arguing about Trump while they were both taking a shit. I walked out like “It is way too early for this”
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[giver of problems: ultra pro✨] @jforjae.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I used to wonder how yall got them nook and crannies shaved. I get it now.
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah man, I’ve got a couple of coworkers who don’t speak English very well who love his immigration policy
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That’s just what cheesy baked beans on a baked potato looks like in the UK
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lmao
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ethics of using AI aside, surely you could do better than this with a little prompt engineering?
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Morning cardio banger music.apple.com/us/album/wol...
music.apple.com
Wolves (feat. Youngblood Hawke) [RAC Remix] by Digitalism on Apple Music
Song · 2014 · Duration 5:05
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There’s this movie I just watched the trailer for called PRIMATE, about a beloved pet chimp that goes crazy and starts killing the family and my first thought was “Oh, this is an allegory about AI”
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah, as if coaches and teachers being frustrated by the naturally talented kid who refuses to the work isn’t an eternal cliche
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It kinda feels like every single horror movie that’s come out this year is either explicitly or allegorically about AI
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fun story about one of the first dogfights between the Zero and Hellcat. The attack on 10/5/1943 was the biggest carrier raid of the war so far, 3 fleet carriers and 3 light carriers. Flight ops were a mess so planes began heading to the island captured by the Japanese in December 1941 on their own🧵
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