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jem cranberry

@slrjptr.bsky.social
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history mom in the beetlejuice part of connecticut gourd and garlic grower, ned lamont outfit commentator, “pavement dad” type, kind of haunted she/her

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jem cranberry @slrjptr.bsky.social · 22h
need my husband to drive to rhode island real quick to bring me back a perfect coffee milkshake ! ! !
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’m personally thankful that Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros never made a comeback
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jem cranberry @slrjptr.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
blue iPhone text presented without context that says 

Cracking The Croup Code: Lisa
Rinna MD
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jem cranberry @slrjptr.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the cherry poppin’ daddies need to be held accountable for that
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jem cranberry @slrjptr.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
it’s every single time and it is always that type of like very hard/chewy candies I can’t really eat
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jem cranberry @slrjptr.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
not to be a brat but can sweetwater send better candy?
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jem cranberry @slrjptr.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
(we have a very old tahoe that was my drummer husband’s before his band got a van and he works remotely so we have no need to replace it as it is barely used unless I need it for my weird job)
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jem cranberry @slrjptr.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
having a major dad issue where the keys to our tahoe are stuck in the lining of my swishy adidas track pants
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jem cranberry @slrjptr.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
I remember being 16 and being like why do they even bother making clean e-40 songs, who is listening to that? It’s ME 16 years later with a kid that’s who
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Zomb Abnorming @nonabsorbing.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Somebody give me a job
Graphic with five Lisa Loebs telling Sharon Stone to Stay cos she missed her
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 09/10/2026
I love listening to music from a recording artist I like a lot and thinking "damn this music from a recording artist I like a lot? I like it a lot"
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jem cranberry @slrjptr.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the “ok” is really funny
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Bernie AAAHH @comp-ussr.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Depotterfication now
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jem cranberry @slrjptr.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
he was also my SIL’s childhood crush and because of that my husband dazzled me by knowing all the lyrics to every song in newsies which was a huge shock 10 years into the relationship
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jem cranberry @slrjptr.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
other people he thinks are so beautiful: -hocus pocus ladies -meg white -the female gremlin (he saw all of these on various covers in the media section of the library)
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jem cranberry @slrjptr.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“she’s soooo beautiful”
tall son in kitten sweatshirt he loves standing next to a skeleton dressed as a witch in the gazebo on the Kent green with a bunch of pumpkins some of which are fancy
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jem cranberry @slrjptr.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
almost heeeeeaven, litchfield county
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jem cranberry @slrjptr.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
a moment that I live for just happened! a big bus of elderly floridians pulled up to kent falls as my son and I popped in and boy did we have fun showing them stuff
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jem cranberry @slrjptr.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“Mom are skeletons mammals?”
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jem cranberry @slrjptr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they say thank you as they head out on their vermont honeymoon!
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jem cranberry @slrjptr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ryan fazio looks like and has the energy of liz lemon’s agent who mostly represented dogs
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jem cranberry @slrjptr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
my son put these here so they could get married, everyone say congrats!!!
a blue otamatone that looks like it’s smiling next to a blueberry shaped maraca that is also smiling (and blushing) and they are on either side of a picture of my grandparents on their wedding day
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jem cranberry @slrjptr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the Litchfield one is a dream because of the weekenders
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jem cranberry @slrjptr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I do not have enough sauna at home I need more sauna at home I must have sauna at home
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jem cranberry @slrjptr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
every town needs a swap shop in their recycling center!!!!
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jem cranberry @slrjptr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I honestly don’t either, I just enjoy how stereotypical Connecticut it sounds
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jem cranberry @slrjptr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I would lay down my life for any staff memeber at my local recycling center
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jem cranberry @slrjptr.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I met a child named Harbor today
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jem cranberry @slrjptr.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the baskets bother me because back in the day it was a literal paper bag filled with tiny things, I can’t even imagine what fairfield county instagram parents are doing with it now
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jem cranberry @slrjptr.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
jw does anyone have david byrne’s address my son woke up at 6 am and “needed” to make him a card
a pink piece of paper folded like a card with random scribbles and a 3d felt happy Thanksgiving sticker
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jem cranberry @slrjptr.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
people say we aren’t neighborly!!! WE ARE!
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jem cranberry @slrjptr.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Booing here involves making a Halloween gift bag for 2 neighbors with a printed picture of a ghost included. You then covertly drop the bag on their doorstep and once they receive the goods they tape the ghost on their door. They then have to do the same thing to 2 other people who have no ghost.
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jem cranberry @slrjptr.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m virtually booing you Andrew! I’m so curious to see if other places do this? When I was explaining it to my transplant friends they were like ?????
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jem cranberry @slrjptr.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
if I said I was “boo-ing” my friends in town would you know what I meant?
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jem cranberry @slrjptr.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
my kid is named sullivan and we call him sully so he has like 3 life paths -hockey -the docks -scaring children in their rooms
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Viewing this video changed the trajectory of my day earlier
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jem cranberry @slrjptr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
these are genuinely very cute to me!!!
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TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The newer parts of the USA really lose out by not having creepy 18th century head stones
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 04/10/2026
google's ai proving absolutely indispensable in dublin
Overview

[AI] Know before you go 
• People say to try a pint of the popular Guinness
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jem cranberry @slrjptr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m a mini-stroke survivor with a blood clotting disorder (brag) so no doctor will give me hormones. My poor child is going to wake up and 2-D Ray Romano is going to be in the kitchen
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jem cranberry @slrjptr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m scared of menopause for a lot of reasons but one that’s heavy on my mind right now is that when my mom went through it she was absolutely obsessed with buying cardboard cutouts and my house is really small
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jem cranberry @slrjptr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I ended up caving and assembling in the crock pot once at work because I had such little confidence in my abilities
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jem cranberry @slrjptr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
waking up to my best friend leaving me a 7 minute voice memo detailing everything she ate at the Big E >>>>>
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HunterKiller @holybible.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Guys lets be perfect in our lives
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jem cranberry @slrjptr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
we as a state really need to rally together to protect the new canaan mulch zone, thank you for leading us
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jem cranberry @slrjptr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
his beautiful orange fur!!! ours don’t look as cute as that here but we do have the cool all black ones
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jem cranberry @slrjptr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I wish you still had it we could run a really charming snack cart at the base of Kent falls!!!
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jem cranberry @slrjptr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
keurig coffee tastes like the inside of an airplane smells
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jem cranberry @slrjptr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Idea: caffeine vapes
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jem cranberry @slrjptr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
4 am check in from the backseat of my car
a series of 10% haunted raggedy annes and andies in a bucket
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