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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 29/09/2026

GOD BLESS NIGELLA “I don’t approve of talking about food as naughty” I have been needing bake off to say that for YEARS. Food is a pleasure, not a guilty pleasure!

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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

SENATOR: I have these text messages that put you in Saskatchewan watching the Roughriders. The very city that you claim to have never been in. You are under arrest for perjury. You are dead meat. WITNESS: (ruffling papers) actually I was seeing the Ottawa Rough Riders.

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regular_things @regularthings.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"so what do you do for work?" 2026. improv scrappy log cabin with fusible applique. machine pieced and hand quilted.

a blue scrappy log cabin improv quilt that has the phrase "what a way to make a living" appliqued on to it. it's hanging on the side of a barn.

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rissles @slowseptember.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

ugh I wanted to swim in the AM and that is very obviously not happening

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rissles @slowseptember.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

a little song I’m singing myself: “Work is busy/and I feel shitty/and I don’t wanna work on my budget/I feel crappy/ not at all happy/and I want to be sleeping in BED!!!”

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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rissles @slowseptember.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I have a little cold so I can’t go to my friend’s birthday tonight and I’m lying on the couch thinking like. In the Before Times I totally would have taken a decongestant and Powered Through feeling like ass, and at least now I know to rest and wear a mask tomorrow at work.

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rissles @slowseptember.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I ordered a special ballot but I’m so suspicious of the whole declaration thing that I want to vote in person instead. Am I going to run into trouble?

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rissles @slowseptember.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Actual thing to just said when our movie went to an ad: “oh, FUCK you, Jeff Bezos, I hate your fucking guts”

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Emmett Macfarlane 🇨🇦 @emmettmacfarlane.com · 25/09/2026

Brutal that 41% still support someone as fucking horrible as Danielle Smith.

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Shannon Phillips 🇨🇦 @sphillipsab.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

New ads just dropped - There’s a poll out tomorrow via CBC that apparently shows the UCP down. That’s because Danielle Smith’s catering to separatists is unpopular, and the closer we get to Oct 19, the more people are (rightfully) blaming her for this debacle. No to the Nine.

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Alberta's Voice @albertasvoice.ca · 24/09/2026

On October 19th, send Danielle Smith a message. Vote NO to her nine costly questions nobody asked for. No to Danielle Smith. No to the Nine. #ableg #abpoli #alberta #abreferendum

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rissles @slowseptember.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It’s fucking enough. This shit is not worth it in any respect, for any fucking use case. Get rid of it.

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Mark Follman @markfollman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

NEWS: My new investigation uncovers the horrific ChatGPT history of the Tumbler Ridge school shooter. OpenAI’s chatbot fueled the shooter's violent fantasies and plans up to the day of the massacre. Chats about guns, timing of attacks, becoming infamous, and more. www.motherjones.com/media/2026/0...

motherjones.com

ChatGPT helped the Tumbler Ridge school shooter focus on guns, tactics, and terror, our investigation reveals

OpenAI’s chatbot fed the shooter’s violent fantasies and planning up to the massacre.

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rissles @slowseptember.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I’m going to a trampoline and tumbling class. St. Servatius, patron saint against foot ailments, pray for us

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rissles @slowseptember.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

When Mom says it’s time to go, it’s… “time to go!!” With… “No hooteling and hollering!”

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rissles @slowseptember.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I remembered at like 1 that I said I would come in full hair and makeup to choir rehearsal at 6 to be an example for the new singers of how we get done up for concerts and had to throw my hair in my heatless curler and hope

Selfie of Rae done up as if for a concert, captioned “we are simply not looking at the back of my head it is not any of my business”

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alt.tv.pink-opaque @maxrebosroadie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I think we should ban all adaptations of R+J, Macbeth, and Hamlet until we give the rest of the canon a modern shot

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Emmett Macfarlane 🇨🇦 @emmettmacfarlane.com · 21/09/2026

What's happening in Alberta is even more batshit than I ever thought. Danielle Smith is a dangerous psychopath, and the AB separatist movement largely exists because COVID broke far-right brains, and is led by Christo-fascist religious white nationalists, relying on dark money. 2/n

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rissles @slowseptember.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Good news: no flip turns in the slow lane and I swam 700m this morning!!!

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rissles @slowseptember.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Are there lane swim etiquette things I should know before I embark upon this new lane swimming adventure, and also, how do you do the flippy turn thing?

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Jared Wesley @jaredwesley.ca · 20/09/2026

Alberta separatists refusing to talk about separatism during a referendum is like asking someone to help you light the fuse, then insisting everyone’s being hysterical about the explosion. If you don’t want to talk about what happens, maybe don’t ask us to light it.

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rissles @slowseptember.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

New minced oath for your consideration: “WHAT the GLADSOME TIDINGS -“

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Anne Thériault @annetheriault.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

When the Quebecois cop is fucking the anglo cop’s sister in Bon Cop, Bad Cop and he gets her to yell out “Vive le Quebec libre”? Pure cinema.

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Katie Aki ✶ @katieaki.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Angel Wormwood Listening Church Convent digital fortune slips. Pause or screenshot for your fortune ✨ #art #wastelandponyexpress

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rissles @slowseptember.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Boy, I miss Genevieve Valentine’s red carpet roundups; to the point that I tend to go back and reread years worth of them after every award show

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Jason Markusoff @markusoff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

If every riding in Alberta swung away from UCP and toward NDP as much as they did on this by-election night, this would be an NDP-run province.

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Charles Prepolec @sherlockeditor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Nice! UCP stronghold of Calgary-Shaw elected the NDP candidate in yesterday's by-election. The seat was formerly held by Rebecca Schulz, a one-time challenger for UCP leadership and then Danielle Smith's Minister of Environment and Protected Areas, who was married to an O&G lobbyist. Fuck the UCP!

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rissles @slowseptember.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

M: “I’m gonna have some carrots with mayo. It tastes like what it is.”

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rissles @slowseptember.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

M’s recent Would You Rather: would you rather read a book with poop on it or have a doorknob that is bees

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rissles @slowseptember.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Is anyone good at skin care and budgets and wants to gently hold My hand through creating a routine of one that fits the other

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rissles @slowseptember.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Proving again my mother’s adage of “take them outside or put them in water”. Cures everything. Took em to the pump track and my dad came and timed them doing laps

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rissles @slowseptember.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Why is it like pulling goddamn teeth to get these kids to pick up their own shit

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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,

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rissles @slowseptember.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

wish I was EATIN’ these raspberries!!!!!

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