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quoth the raeven

@slowseptember.bsky.social
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red hair, sells meat robust and well-bodied fearsome and wretched erratic at best and unwilling to clarify

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quoth the raeven @slowseptember.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yep
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quoth the raeven @slowseptember.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I have the barf now
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quoth the raeven @slowseptember.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Will The Barf Ever End
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Grave Robber-tson 🏳️‍⚧️ @gemofamara.com · 07/10/2026
seeing 20somethings object to a shift in jeans fashion like "didn't we solve this already? i thought we decided my generation's jeans were objectively the correct choice and we progressed beyond the need for the opposite?"
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Die Hard John Mc Clane
Alt: Die Hard John McClane saying "welcome to the party pal"
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quoth the raeven @slowseptember.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Happy birthday!
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quoth the raeven @slowseptember.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
M is too
A small child sews a large orange skirt in Dressmaker
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quoth the raeven @slowseptember.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
who else is playing an obscene amount of dressmaker
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quoth the raeven @slowseptember.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I keep getting jumpscared on instagram by people I followed for completely unrelated reasons hard pivoting to weight loss content
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Man about cowtown @manaboutcowtown.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s baffling to me that any one wants the folks who managed Alberta’s healthcare into this clusterfuck to set up and run an entirely new country. I have zero confidence they could do it (also imho “Alberta’s Grievances” are total bullshit designed to distract from said clusterfuck.)
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quoth the raeven @slowseptember.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s too much!!!!
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quoth the raeven @slowseptember.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Three kids home although only one is very sick and one is only sort of sick; the other was sick yesterday. Sick boys enamoured with Spooky Lake Month on instagram.
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quoth the raeven @slowseptember.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh no there’s more barf
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quoth the raeven @slowseptember.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I cried, I just didn’t think it would be so soon
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quoth the raeven @slowseptember.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
oh no there’s barf
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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
MORE MAR-A-LAGO LESS OTTAWA
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quoth the raeven @slowseptember.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I rented it from Apple TV! I did pay but I paid much less than a movie ticket haha
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quoth the raeven @slowseptember.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Famous song from the 1900s
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quoth the raeven @slowseptember.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Put Hadestown on to watch with H last night because we’ve listened yo the album with him since he was tiny (his favourite song as a toddler was “Chant”, which he asked for by saying “we have yo keep yo head keep yo head yo???”) and he liked it but the surprise was that M sat down and was fully rapt
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Katherine Duke @katducduk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
New tongue twister alert! I just heard an L.L.Bean ad that mentioned "Maine-made Bean boots"
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quoth the raeven @slowseptember.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ah, the ol’ Simmies
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quoth the raeven @slowseptember.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m really enjoying it
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quoth the raeven @slowseptember.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Swam
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quoth the raeven @slowseptember.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
why is she the best
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quoth the raeven @slowseptember.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Saw a great documentary at CIFF today called Ceremony
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 29/09/2026
GOD BLESS NIGELLA “I don’t approve of talking about food as naughty” I have been needing bake off to say that for YEARS. Food is a pleasure, not a guilty pleasure!
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
SENATOR: I have these text messages that put you in Saskatchewan watching the Roughriders. The very city that you claim to have never been in. You are under arrest for perjury. You are dead meat. WITNESS: (ruffling papers) actually I was seeing the Ottawa Rough Riders.
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quoth the raeven @slowseptember.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m sorry ♥️
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quoth the raeven @slowseptember.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🙃
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regular_things @regularthings.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"so what do you do for work?" 2026. improv scrappy log cabin with fusible applique. machine pieced and hand quilted.
a blue scrappy log cabin improv quilt that has the phrase "what a way to make a living" appliqued on to it. it's hanging on the side of a barn. same quilt from a slight angleclose up of the quilt another close up of the quilt
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quoth the raeven @slowseptember.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ugh I wanted to swim in the AM and that is very obviously not happening
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quoth the raeven @slowseptember.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How busy can it be, if I’m working on my budget and writing little whining songs? Look…….
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quoth the raeven @slowseptember.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
a little song I’m singing myself: “Work is busy/and I feel shitty/and I don’t wanna work on my budget/I feel crappy/ not at all happy/and I want to be sleeping in BED!!!”
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quoth the raeven @slowseptember.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
(happy!!)
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quoth the raeven @slowseptember.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I let them all design their own and H and T could do the sewing and pinning alone too. M let me lay out the pattern but she did the “cutting”
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quoth the raeven @slowseptember.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Look at this little number Henry did yesterday
Picture of the computer screen showing the game Dressmaker. A black sequined long-sleeved dress with a bias-cut skirt is pinned to the mannequin and almost finished being “sewn” in the game.
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quoth the raeven @slowseptember.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I WANT to be playing Dressmaker in my PAJAMAS!!!!
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quoth the raeven @slowseptember.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don’t WANT to be at work
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quoth the raeven @slowseptember.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@katieaki.bsky.social is today your birthday?? ♥️
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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quoth the raeven @slowseptember.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have a little cold so I can’t go to my friend’s birthday tonight and I’m lying on the couch thinking like. In the Before Times I totally would have taken a decongestant and Powered Through feeling like ass, and at least now I know to rest and wear a mask tomorrow at work.
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quoth the raeven @slowseptember.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Soup time
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quoth the raeven @slowseptember.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That’s what I’m worried about
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quoth the raeven @slowseptember.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have but…idk man. I am SO distrustful of Smith and her ilk. As my friend Steph said: “you don’t have to provide an excuse” still isn’t the same as “you better have one ready when we run our audits”
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quoth the raeven @slowseptember.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I ordered a special ballot but I’m so suspicious of the whole declaration thing that I want to vote in person instead. Am I going to run into trouble?
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quoth the raeven @slowseptember.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It was terrible and I was genuinely angry!!
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quoth the raeven @slowseptember.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fourth ad break
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quoth the raeven @slowseptember.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Third ad break.
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quoth the raeven @slowseptember.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We are just trying to be the last people on the planet to watch Project Hail Mary!
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quoth the raeven @slowseptember.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
YOUR GODDAMN FILM COMPANY MADE THIS MOVIE
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