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@slothropsmap.bsky.social
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Yinzer ambassador to the west coast • Moo Deng’s spiritual successor • Taller than your dad Don't fuck with me. I'll spend another three hours in Excel. I don't care.

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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 12m
Oh my god you’re watching her series?
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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 24m
I love this woman
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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 41m
How could this have happened?
sacurrent.com
Karl Rove says Republican Party is being taken over by 'Nazis'
The Bush-era GOP political operative also said Republicans would be winning the battle for Texas' U.S. Senate seat if John Cornyn was the nominee.
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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 44m
Sorry.
Bugs Bunny being a real dick
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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 58m
Who’s behind the lobby to keep our wretched clock switching system anyway? What shadowy cabal representing Big Time wants to keep us in perpetual misery and darkness half the year?
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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 1h
If it helps the rest of you support permanent daylight savings time, understand that everything Trump says is in some respect a rejection of his horrible sons.
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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 1h
Once a year you’re allowed to say you agree with Donald Trump. That he also doxxed Tom Cotton along the way makes this much easier for me.
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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 1h
admin reveal
A cute poodle dressed as a cowboy
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 1h
this is very funny
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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 12h
I put together a website for my girlfriend’s directorial debut. The trailer drops in a few days, and you can sign up to see it first. As my follower, are you obligated to do this? Yes. You are.
averymerrybreakup.com
A Very Merry Breakup
A holiday rom-com written and directed by Elizabeth Guest. Audience Award winner, Newport Beach Film Festival. Trailer and preorder October 6. Debuts November 3 on Apple TV, Fandango at Home and Prime...
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 3h
I'm gonna send this to my mother who is so obsessed with Christmas movies and rom coms that I'm convinced she has singlehandedly kept the lights on at the Hallmark Channel the last 5 years
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Never stop poasting @persistentpoasting.bsky.social · 10h
It remains in my calendar
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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 12h
The yes meme man
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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 12h
Man, her boyfriend must be the luckiest son of a bitch in the universe. Congrats to her, and to that guy.
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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 12h
I put together a website for my girlfriend’s directorial debut. The trailer drops in a few days, and you can sign up to see it first. As my follower, are you obligated to do this? Yes. You are.
averymerrybreakup.com
A Very Merry Breakup
A holiday rom-com written and directed by Elizabeth Guest. Audience Award winner, Newport Beach Film Festival. Trailer and preorder October 6. Debuts November 3 on Apple TV, Fandango at Home and Prime...
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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 15h
I don’t know if consciousness is an emergent property of the brain, but I do know bad AI opinions are an emergent property of all of you.
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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 15h
No one has a good AI opinion (except for me, my opinion is fine).
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 14h
such a good weird little pasta dish
a bowl of green fettuccine in a cream sauce with 1.5 inch ish bias cut pieces of asparagus, slivered pieces of a smoked salmon filet, dill, and a half-squeezed lemon wedge
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 18h
they're putting me in the drunkard's cloak for my miscreant behavior
A drunkard's cloak was a type of pillory used in various jurisdictions to punish miscreants.

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The drunkard's cloak was actually a barrel, into the top of which a hole was made for the head to pass through. Two smaller holes in the sides were cut for the arms. Once suitably attired, the miscreant was paraded through the town, effectively pilloried.[1]

Offences
Drunkenness was first made a civil offence in England by the Ale Houses Act 1551, or "An Act for Keepers of Ale-houses to be bound by Recognisances".[nb 1] According to Ian Hornsey, the drunkard's cloak, sometimes called the "Newcastle cloak",[3] became a common method of punishing recidivists, [1] especially during the Commonwealth of England. From 1655 Oliver Cromwell suppressed many of England's alehouses, particularly in Royalist areas, and the authorities made regular use of the cloak.[4]

beside is an 18th century woodcut of a man in a tricorn hat, stockings, and buckled shoes walking around in a giant barrel from his neck to his knees, hands flopping limply out of little holes in the side as fellow townsfolk watch him
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 18h
how i'm trying to be
a closeup of the woodcut in the post above, a man in a tricorn hat with his head and hands sticking out of a barrel. he appears to have a surly expression
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
[seeing my posts today hovering in the 20-30 like range] bluesky is dying
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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 15h
I don’t know if consciousness is an emergent property of the brain, but I do know bad AI opinions are an emergent property of all of you.
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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 15h
No one has a good AI opinion (except for me, my opinion is fine).
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Waschesalon Grammy Campaign Manager @reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 17h
that Democrat, Amish Shah, was previously Jay Feely's team doctor btw
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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 19h
A cum sock granted the miracle of life
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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 18h
Every third from now to November. Other two are about gas.
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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 19h
rain
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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We’re still days away from being able to post the official movie trailer, so I have to settle for sharing the trailer to season 2 of her web series, Guest Appearances. I just can’t believe how talented this woman is, and how lucky I am.
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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 19h
A cum sock granted the miracle of life
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 20h
i dislike this thing where people on the left keep saying that people are only ugly because they are evil. michael tracey is ugly because he is apparently trying to grow combover mullet dreadlocks
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Eric Topol @erictopol.bsky.social · 21h
The list of reported benefits of the GLP-1 drug family that are weight-loss independent continues to grow. My tally with citations
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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 22h
This is a good reminder that I am not built to be a politician. These people all look some kind of insane.
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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 22h
Oh Jesus Christ.
nytimes.com
Christa Pike Is Unconscious and on Ventilator After Execution Attempt
The Tennessee inmate was brought to a hospital with burned and blistered arms after an unsuccessful attempt at lethal injection, her lawyers said in a court filing.
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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Proud of this IG post. The lurking voicemail count was my idea. www.instagram.com/averymerrybr...
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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One surefire way to get a repost out of me is to make a dumb joke with a Fromsoft death screen.
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
extremely excited for the gizmodo article about this, matt
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/10/2026
genuinely do not understand how some people enjoy interpersonal conflict, I am going to have to have an uncomfortable conversation with someone and I would rather fight a rabid badger
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this would be an incredible film if you started it with all the normal serial killer hunting tropes
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Straight up: As a woman in football, this sucks to listen to. This week in particular.
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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They call him Dead Hand Donald, on account of his dead hands.
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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sorry everyone. This is now a wife guy (in training) account. Go follow her movie! www.instagram.com/averymerrybr...
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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We’re still days away from being able to post the official movie trailer, so I have to settle for sharing the trailer to season 2 of her web series, Guest Appearances. I just can’t believe how talented this woman is, and how lucky I am.
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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not yet! But you’re sweet.
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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sorry everyone. This is now a wife guy (in training) account. Go follow her movie! www.instagram.com/averymerrybr...
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David at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 01/10/2026
Arkansas' procurement system is called HOGBID
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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes, into my twenties I believed that oncologists were named so because they are always on call.
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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes, into my twenties I believed that oncologists were named so because they are always on call.
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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Prim-uh-fash-ee
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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Dear god, couldn’t you just give me the boulder?”
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