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Nick (derogatory) 🎃 @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 3h

Yes, the rumors are true. The leaked silhouette of this year's Super Bowl halftime performer is me.

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Nick (derogatory) 🎃 @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If you’ve never seen this video of cartoon Gandalf being a dick, you’re welcome.

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Nick (derogatory) 🎃 @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Historically the two abortive treatments that knock out my headaches are (1) very aggressive sprints and (2) a steroid course large enough to kill a person. Sadly, my left Achilles is kinda busted, so sprints are out. Trying a little bit of everything in the meantime, and at ✨pace✨

A stairstepper results page. Boy was MOVIN

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Nick (derogatory) 🎃 @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Proud of this IG post. The lurking voicemail count was my idea. www.instagram.com/averymerrybr...

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Nick (derogatory) 🎃 @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

We’re still days away from being able to post the official movie trailer, so I have to settle for sharing the trailer to season 2 of her web series, Guest Appearances. I just can’t believe how talented this woman is, and how lucky I am.

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Nick (derogatory) 🎃 @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sorry everyone. This is now a wife guy (in training) account. Go follow her movie! www.instagram.com/averymerrybr...

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Nick (derogatory) 🎃 @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

We met at the Alamo Drafthouse in DTLA, where he had been moderating a Q&A with the cast of Good Sport (2025), a new indie film featuring my girlfriend, Liz. Pretty good movie! She absolutely steals the show. www.imdb.com/title/tt3121...

Good Sport is an R-rated indie comedy film about a hungover, divorced youth basketball coach named Pat who must navigate his ex-wife's remarriage while leading his 12-year-old son's scrappy team through a chaotic game.

Featuring among other people Elizabeth Guest.

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Nick (derogatory) 🎃 @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The last thing my mom and dad did together was spend a night laughing at their favorite Ted Lasso episodes. Yesterday I had a chance to say that directly to Brendan Hunt, one of the show’s co-creators and the man behind Coach Beard. He insisted I take a photo of him and my mom. Wonderful man.

Brendan Hunt, co-creator of Ted Lasso and the actor who portrays Coach Beard, alongside Mom (derogatory) ✨

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Nick (derogatory) 🎃 @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Just hung out with @beijingpalmer.bsky.social as he played Elden Ring for 3.5 hours. Bonk build, hitting things very hard with a sword being than his character. Wonderful evening.

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Nick (derogatory) 🎃 @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My girlfriend Liz wrote, directed, and acted in this scene, which features among other legends Ed Begley Jr. I can’t believe how talented she is. Go follow her upcoming movie on Instagram! www.instagram.com/averymerrybr...

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Nick (derogatory) 🎃 @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Another clip from her web series. She’s so talented, I’m just crazy about her.

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Nick (derogatory) 🎃 @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Instagram algorithm throwing heaters today

Elizabeth Holmes wearing a hijab-inspired secular accessorization.

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Nick (derogatory) 🎃 @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Flashback to the time I scored infinity in Balatro. (vastly sped up because the actual video is 6+ minutes)

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Nick (derogatory) 🎃 @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

A particularly dark thought: almost all the people in the country who (1) understand politics better than this person and (2) have good ideas are here, posting on this miserable little website.

Moderator, Kristen Soltis Anderson
Lisa, you used the word "ineffective" to describe Mr. lalarico.
Lisa, 53, independent, white, technology consultant
He hasn't proven himself in the Senate. I know Paxton hasn't either, but I think he's had more years in politics. I know sometimes that can be good and bad. I just don't trust that he can go up against these politicians who play dirty and win.

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Nick (derogatory) 🎃 @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

What it feels like to be a Democrat right now

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Nick (derogatory) 🎃 @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

She spent years working on the concept, which started as the web series you see here. It’s, uh, humbling to date someone who is significantly funnier than you are.

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Nick (derogatory) 🎃 @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I don’t know how it happened either but I’m dating a movie star. Liz’s directorial debut drops this November. I’ve never been prouder of anyone. Go follow the film on Instagram. You’ll like what you find. www.instagram.com/averymerrybr...

Poster for A Very Merry Breakup, a film by Elizabeth Guest. On a bright red background, a man in a maroon sweater grins and wraps his arm around a woman with long blonde hair in a green sweater with a white collar, who looks less than thrilled. They stand inside an arch of Christmas tree branches, lights, and ornaments topped with a gold star. Below the title, four older people sit around a table with a half-finished jigsaw puzzle, each looking bored or annoyed. Cast: Elizabeth Guest, Timm Sharp, Andrew Leeds, Robert Carradine, Keith Carradine, Rachelle Carson Begley, Pamela Guest, Ed Begley Jr., and Nicholas Guest.

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Nick (derogatory) 🎃 @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

New neighbors just complimented my shirt in the elevator.

A shirt it says

HENRY KISSINGER DIED ON
SPOTIFY WRAPPED DAY NOVEMBER 29TH, 2023

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Nick (derogatory) 🎃 @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Purchased an annual AMC membership which waives online convenience fees for movie tickets and, naturally, they then upsold me to a free home cleaning.