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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 14/09/2026
Don't ever speak to me about this image I just made in my life.
Mack the more gazes at you as an angry Seattle looks on, thinking "based. based. based. based."
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 07/09/2026
Basically you guys hate me and I'm sick of it.
A 1-bit color portrait self portrait of some stuck-up freak!
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 30/08/2026
It is frankly absurd how underappreciated my genius is.
There's another singles mixery type thing Tuesday night and I really, really want to go to it but also I have to turn around and go to a physical the next morning and my schedule is a mess and I am stressed and I really just need rich, attractive, older women fired at me from a cannon
Or maybe some kind of rail gun
A MILF railgun
Why isn't CERN working on this
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 19/08/2026
Okay, maybe I am good at this.
Silly blonde and blue haired woman with short side shave ponytail and batwings. She has a blindfold on, an apple on her head, and an arrow in her forehead.
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 19/08/2026
Now Watching:
La Planète Sauvage, René Laloux, 1973
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 18/08/2026
e.
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 17/08/2026
e.
A 3d rendered golden, metallic, lower case e.
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 09/08/2026
IDK man, I gotta go draw boxes again or some shit.
Skronkly ass binch.
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 05/08/2026
The anguished face of an activated behelit from Berserk edited onto a red pear head thing from the game Big Walk.
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 30/07/2026
"Fuck them kids."—Michael Jordan
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 24/07/2026
We Ballin'.
Rabelais and His World by Russian literary critic Mikhail Bakhtin. Translated to English by Hélène Iswolsky.
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 18/07/2026
WIP.
Feral Sloane's mouth gapes.
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 17/07/2026
Working on something.
Drooling feral muppet Sloane.
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 16/07/2026
Not much to look at, but these chipotle black beans I made "slap" as the youths are fond of saying in this modern era.
Black beans in two glass dishes. They are notably reddened by achiote from the adobo they were cooked in.
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 16/07/2026
I HAVE UNLOCKED THE METHOD.
Goofy ass lady and her goofy ass hair.
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 14/07/2026
Now watching:
A Knight's Tale (2001)
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 14/07/2026
Pantone Birth chart. Capricorn Sun, suggests a green called "Granite Pine," Pisces Moon suggests a blue called "Deep Mermaid," Scorpio Rising suggests a red called "Burgundy Smoke," and Aquarius Venus suggests a goofy-ass pastel  purple called "Digital Lilac."
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 11/07/2026
Basically, you guys are like this to me.
A woman cradles a basket of large onions with her arm, holding one in her hand.
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 03/07/2026
The post you're replying to was marked as being written in Italian by its author. Would you like to reply in Italian?
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 24/06/2026
A young-looking black cat with white paws lays on beige carpet. His bead is raised, side-eyeing the camera judgementally.
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 23/06/2026
I'll say shit like this about easy cheese and then five hours later text the GC like this:
My stummy hourt and I feel bad existentially. Everyone do something about this please.
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 23/06/2026
Fighting game? Oh, but have you heard:
A screenshot of Atari's Joust (1982).
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 22/06/2026
Saw the NYT accent survey going around again, so the time has once again come for me to post my results—even if it accuses me of being a perfidious Eastern Washingtonian—in a vain attempt to contextualize the things I say about my accent despite reactions to them from philistines.
Big red areas concentrated primarily around Eastern Washington, Southern Oregon, and Northern California. Highlighting Spokane, Reno, and Santa Rosa.Spokane because "kitty-corner," Santa Rosa and Reno both because "crawdad."
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 22/06/2026
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 20/06/2026
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 19/06/2026
A meme depicting "the virgin briton" vs THE CHAD SEATTLEITE.

"the virgin briton" has
- eyes that have never once witnessed majestic salmon spawning
- pale skin from no sun, assumes it's french myth
- listens to music to avoid thinking about gulls stealing "chips"
- normal haircut to blend into crowds: schooling behavior LIKE A FISH
- bland grey-dominant clothing to hide in fog
- wears "trainers" to flee in fear from seagulls

While THE CHAD SEATTLEITE has
- hands toughened by reaching directly into deep fryers
- pants bulging with stored clam strips
- brightly colored hair deters seagulls
- freckles from seeing sunlight two weeks out of the year
- wears all black for ease of laundry: more time to eat fish
- steel-toed boots for kicking in the door to Ivar's and also portlanders
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 15/06/2026
A screenshot of a duck duck go search for "sildenafil," which shows that it auto-completes with "sildenafil cocaine interaction."
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 15/06/2026
Unsurprising.
Gendo steeple dot png.
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 15/06/2026
People told me the first one looked bald so I brought it down to where I actually shave my sides.
First one but hairline lower so less bald.
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 15/06/2026
Ox horns one but a little shorter with side curtains.
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 14/06/2026
Hey gang, if your buddy Sloane Elliest had hair, would she have it like this? Or like this? Or like this?
Stupid punk mohawk thing.Asym bob tucked behind ear, big center bang piece.Short bob double bun crap idfk
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 13/06/2026
A strangely wide drawing of a horse asks, "How heavy..."
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 12/06/2026
An edited screenshot of an old Gidzilla game with pixel graphics. A woman tells Godzilla, "Go ahead and destroy the condom factory Godzilla. Make the people happy."
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 31/05/2026
A meme that says, "Who woulge?" and contrasts two images, one of a young Bill Gates captioned "'dinner,'" in quotes, and the second of Tux the Linux penguin mascot captioned "It is my cat."
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 19/05/2026
Had maybe a bit too much fun making the discord event banner for my upcoming stream of Kirby's Superstar 8-in-1 tomorrow.
Against a red background, a black and white image of the character Marx from the game Milkyway Wishes sits on a ball wearing Groucho Marx glasses. In severe looking text next to him are the words, "MARX, Die Wünsche, Kritik der Super 8-in-1," made in obvious reference to Karl Marx' Das Kapital: Kritik der politischen Ökonimie.
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 07/05/2026
I'm dying to get the silly little Nintendo Malibu playhouse dolls game.
A screenshot of Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. It shows a character named Sloane who is an ambitious visionary.
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 05/05/2026
A detail from a painting of Adam and Eve by Lucas Cranach the Elder, showing Eve holding the apple as the serpent looks on. In Impact font, Eve is labelled, "The Thinking Man," the serpent is labelled, "The Thinking," and the apple is labelled, "Straight through the party."
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 02/05/2026
IDK, doodling.
A digital painting of a glassy, blue citrus fruit.
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 30/04/2026
I am so fucking funny.
A screenshot of a notes app. It reads,
"Bit ideS

Bit Idea: Racist guy who uses Jergens for lube"
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 29/04/2026
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 29/04/2026
An illustration of Plato's Allegory of the Cave. A group of prisoners are tied down inside of a cave, watching shadows on the wall and unable to see anything else. The images are cast by a second group of people holding up flat shapes on sticks behind them, unseen. Elsewhere people are climbing out of the cave and into the natural light of the sun. The silhouette of a swan on the wall asks the prisoners, "Chat is this real?"
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 28/04/2026
A comic panel from My Lesbian Experience with Loneliness by Kabi Nagata. A crudely drawn, disheveled woman drooling, sweating, and blushing, with hearts in her eyes against a pink background. In a speech balloon drawn to indicate yelling, she begins "I wanna," and then continues in clearly edited monospace text, "split the costs of living in a committed relationship with a reasonably like-minded individual within a romantic context with synergistic, shared, and grounded ambitions."
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 28/04/2026
Hey gang, does anyone know how to restore a gag reflex naturally? Ignore the picture I opened my camera accidentally and I dunno how to delete it.
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 28/04/2026
A photo of The Grass Wheel (2006) by David Gallugher, Kevin James & Jacob Jebailey. A wooden ring akin to a hamster wheel with grass sod on its interior. A man inside carries a briefcase, pipe in his mouth, and strolls casually along, rolling the free wheel along a sidewalk. A car and several people are in the background. In all-caps Impact font, the man is labelled, "Me," his briefcase is labelled, "My big plans," and the wheel, in four places rotating around it, is labelled "My silly little posts." A small group of people in the background is labelled, "You," in all lower case.
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 20/04/2026
A screenshot Rafiki the mandrill holding up baby Simba the lion from The Lion King (1994). In all-caps impact text, Simba is labelled "Photos I took when I moved in of the burnt spot in the linoleum that my landlord wants to take my deposit over" and Rafiki is labelled, "Me."
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 19/04/2026
Why did they make the little zoomer from Pragmata vape hard drives?
A screenshot from the video game Pragmata (2026) showing Diana, a small, blonde, child-shaped robot in a big, puffy, blue coat holding what looks like a solid state hard drive in her mouth.
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 17/04/2026
Now Watching:
The Three Caballeros (1944)
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 17/04/2026
A thread from "beer" at 11828appelstall.bsky.social that begins with them tagging "gabri" at someburgerfan.bsky.social. beer immediately follows the initial post with a self-reply that says "im going to eat lunch soon." gabri responds "good for you." and beer replies to that with "some rice i said."
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 13/04/2026
I'm very bad at "favorite." I do not understand what "favorite" means in a context like this, and I do not wish to understand. Frankly, it makes me a little sick that people can come up with "favorites" so easily. That's neither a joke nor a bit.
That stupid video game grid thing going around right now. Sorry if you're vision impaired or simply can't make out the detail on these, I'm not interested in typing them up and I don't think it's important.
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Modest Mommy Milkers @sloaneliest.com · 13/04/2026
Now Watching:
Super Mario Bros. (1993)
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