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wren @slimewitch.itch.io · 5m
the first hour of castration movie (1) is a really good film
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Video Essay Bot @videoessaybot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Games Will Never Be Cute Like They Used To Be
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Kayin @kayin.moe · 28/09/2026
Numpad notation is like "Metroidvania", it has problems but everytime someone brings up an alternative it's worse.
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balenciaga mcdonalds @femalerespecter69.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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Borch @borcheim.newgrounds.com · 27/09/2026
aba
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wren @slimewitch.itch.io · 27/09/2026
the guy who makes those tumblr reading youtube shorts reads them in a tone that makes them significantly less funny and i just don't believe it isn't on purpose
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niko ☿ niko @nikonikonek000.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
INNOCENT AGENT! GIRL DETECTIVE!! #moneyforgirls
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story-seed .°•☆🌱 @eerieother.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
can't forget ❌
a horned silhouette with spiraling hair peeking around a corner, set against a bright red background. drawn digitally.
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ً @noetuka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Super Mario 64 DS Hidden Stars @sm64dsstars.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nnnnggghh... I'm a Collectable Little Star. You Have To Find Me
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wren @slimewitch.itch.io · 27/09/2026
this is like a beautiful evening dress to me
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't get it.
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wren @slimewitch.itch.io · 26/09/2026
i want to make lovely planet but good and i think this is probably what i am your beast is but i dont want to find out so it doesnt Taint me
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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The Endless Narf of the Waves @narfnra.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
SOOOOOOOO TRUE ACTUALLYYYYY
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wren @slimewitch.itch.io · 24/09/2026
i should make more of these, i made a few and then lost steam. i was gonna make it like a whole collection.....
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laney @saltmalk.in · 23/09/2026
every time I feel the need to make my art more palatable I channel my inner bjork
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sometimes feel like I don't really have imposter syndrome
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The Endless Narf of the Waves @narfnra.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He was destroyed!
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wren @slimewitch.itch.io · 24/09/2026
move through intuition or die trying
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
those balatro runs where you're just making this face the whole time
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nolen @itseieio.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I made multiplayer Windows 98 Solitaire. It's called Solitaire Alone Together. You can play together, with the whole internet, but you can't chat or talk. solitairealonetogether.com
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Official Electric @officialelectric.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
officialelectric.com/pages/ruiner
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GATCHIPON @gatchipon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Snail 🐌 ⭐️ #oc
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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★ winnie ★ @winonaparadise.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Well, we sure have come a long way since Pac-Man. Zachary Cregger is back to scare audiences stupid! This time with a "gamer" twist that will have you BEGGING for a pause button.
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 17/09/2026
Guys let’s all inject exogenous hormones and change our sexes
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor
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skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You are placed into an era of loneliness. Locusts with the faces of men envelope the sky. The world keeps spinning though you wish it wouldn't. Move with the W, A, S, D keys. Rotate your camera with the mouse
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Clever Mia @readvesna.com · 16/09/2026
once your gamedev post gets enough traction random passersby become confused and think they're your producer
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
how much effort was your post
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wren @slimewitch.itch.io · 18/07/2026
i have decided in good faith to let my soul fly
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Impress yourself somehow
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UFO Sighting Bot @ufoskies.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
it is true they do exsised.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
😈😈😈
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wren @slimewitch.itch.io · 14/09/2026
dread and zero mission are my favourite metroid games will i be killed
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Calli Giovanini COMMS CLOSED @calligiovanini.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm at a particularly boring art philosophy class, the type where the teacher reads a text I've already read out loud, but thankfully I have my tablet for a quick Samus with her friend Kirby.
Painting of Samus Aran from Metroid sitting on Kirby from Kirby.
She's a tall woman in a spacesuit and Kirby is a happy pink ball of cuteness.
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Tom @warriorcult.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Perfect couple of posts summarising the Wolverine / AAA space.
User @nisei_yoshimi posted on X:

time was if you wanted a wolverine game you called up acclaim or etc and they gave it to some lads from scunthorpe named like Galactic Visions who would code a 6/10 third person action game for PS2 xbox and gamecube in ten months. and it would cost about £500 and a few curries

Follow up post by @nisei_yoahimi: 

developing a 6/10 wolverine game in 2004: uh we thought if we did like tomb raider but a bit of devil may cry combat it'd be well fun innit

developing a 6/10 wolverine game in 2026: the company has my children. I have not left the office in months. Take this note to the authori
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goba (ACT 2 out NOW!) @gobadev.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
REAL WEB LEGENDS: Carter's Quest Act 2 Launches SEPTEMBER 18th!! A FREE update to my 2024 solo indie game, continuing the story while the combat, performance, graphics, and more. This has been a labor of love and I can't wait for you to play it.
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jojomama38.bsky.social @jojomama38.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Pumpkin
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Zapathie 🧿 @zapathie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I write 200 words of creative writing a day these days. and so many days I just open up a tab and write gibberish until I get to 200 words and think. well 😀 that was productive 😀 job well done 🤠
Boy Genius

Boy Genius goes to a normal school and all the students mock him for his manifestos. Boy Genius is a total charmer: the teachers love him because they know he doesn’t need them. Boy Genius is a sophomore in high school. Boy Genius is good at chess and his parents talk to him about going to real tournaments but he doesn’t know. Boy Genius incorporates Claude Code into his workflow. Boy Genius might enter politics one day, for all we know. Boy Genius is NOT interested in drugs or alcohol. Boy Genius is NOT interested in cynicism. Boy Genius wears straight cut jeans and graphic tee shirts. Boy Genius laughed when he learned what 9/11 was for the first time. Boy Genius Mother had him at 43 and feels self conscious around the more nubile mothers. Boy Genius considers name change: Man Genius. Boy Genius Adventure Time. Boy Genius Rick and Morty. Boy Genius is tired of learning Spanish already. Boy Genius sulks in bedroom and thinks about actually killing himself, over the stupidest things, over nothing. Boy Genius is tired all the time because he goes to bed each night at 3am and then wakes up at 7am.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i don't think i wanna do all that
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Mechtroid @mechtroid.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My 8 year old nephew loves the zelda series, and as I watched the trailer with him, he said "This looks good! This looks so good I don't like it!" and I'm still chuckling at his kid brain trying to put his opinion into words.
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The Legged One @palmtungsten.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
THE WEAKEST LINK?
After I saw the new look of the Zelda game for the Nintendo GameCube, I waz disgusted! Nintendo GameCube is able to make extremely good graphics and Miyamoto went and used horrible graphics.
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
the psycho terf groups are starting to have their eyes drift towards diy hrt resources again - so it's a good time to remember that under no circumstances in no world whatsoever for the rest of time should you talk to journalists, especially regarding anything related to diy hormones.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 08/09/2026
the next generation of game developers don’t need a special grant for 20 geniuses to get some walking around money they need entry level jobs that a) exist and b) keep existing next quarter
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wren @slimewitch.itch.io · 08/09/2026
RT If you're ontologically good
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wren @slimewitch.itch.io · 06/09/2026
the mcelroy brothers blight persists
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