Reposted by Sharky, feminist whore with a Jezebel spirit 🏳️⚧️
1. Buy a mothman costume for your spouse
2. Call exterminators and tell them you have a bad moth problem
3. When the exterminators arrive, keep insisting that you are not talking about your spouse, that's just a mothman costume, but real moths. Please ignore my moth spouse, this is serious.
![One of the earliest examples of bar jokes is
Sumerian (c. 4500-1900 BC), and it features a dog:
"A dog walked into a tavern and said, 'I can't see a thing. I'll open this one!" [1] The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life and has been lost, but the words remain.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:m5nviebtkhhbur3fsfdznxue/bafkreifwhnhtaschqrreajcfmpvnirmtn7hxcm3yd2mlapg54df5u2xqra)
