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slanderous ordo @slanderous.bsky.social · 8h
"XChaChaPoly with random nonces" is the encryption scheme that sounds most like a description of anthropic's culture
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 11/10/2026
In our course and book _Calling Bullshit_, we posit that If something seems too good, or too bad, to be true, it probably is. Now as a college professor I'm pretty confident that overreliance can AI can harm our thinking ability, but just ten minutes of use? Let's dig into this this study a bit.
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Using AI for just 10 minutes erodes your ability to persist at hard things - Berkeley News
A UC Berkeley researcher co-authored a study that raises profound questions about how we interact with artificial intelligence in education — and daily life.
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 11/10/2026
Elon: i’m going to send a data center to space! Zelenskyy, packing a repurposed Cessna full of composition 4: me too
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The emergence of Black Plague in Russia can be blamed on the provocative good health of neighboring European societies. by John Mearsheimer
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slanderous ordo @slanderous.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
girlfriend whose only requirement is that i get chinese noodles (she's lo meintenance)
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Australopithecus 3 million years ago:
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/10/2026
Cold, Distant Boyfriend Finally Opens Up About How Horny He Is theonion.com/cold-distant-boyfriend…
Cold, Distant Boyfriend Finally Opens Up About How Horny He Is
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
sorry i didnt put any skill points into cock size at character creation i wanted to get tier 3 telepathy instead. so i can read your mind if i want to right now. stop thinking about how small my cock is i can hear you
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 08/10/2026
do you think there's gonna be a chat
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Rebecca McCarthy - Game Writing & Narrative🔜 MCM Comic Con @rebeccamwrites.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dressmaker is a masterpiece.
I made a Garfield Dress
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slanderous ordo @slanderous.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
it's cool that almost everyone i follow is also following the genocidal-but-leftistly lady
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Almost nobody watched The Critic but everyone who did is an elder Millennial who posts on Bluesky
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slanderous ordo @slanderous.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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slanderous ordo @slanderous.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
if only
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slanderous ordo @slanderous.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
<when i lose my erection> hey, if you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
A cock ring. Also I'm sorry for this terrible joke.
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slanderous ordo @slanderous.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
what did y'all think "rewrite everything in rust" meant? vibes? papers? essays? losers.
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slanderous ordo @slanderous.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
eve fartlow thought this said "free bds"
A screenshot of a YouTube video about Free DNS
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip
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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No athlete has done more to raise awareness that you can add accents to letters on your touchpad more than Kiké Hernandez
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slanderous ordo @slanderous.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
fun ttrpg game mechanic: in the newest edition of L5R, duels use Honor to break initiative ties. specifically, the character with the lowest Honor goes first
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slanderous ordo @slanderous.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i bought a set of these and they're great. they will probably be my convention dice going forward
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Michael "Fallen Coffee Pot of Shadows" Senters the Sigillite:ABD @mikesenters.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Antigone @antigoneinthebes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
People don’t realize how serious the situation is.
A graph showing number of Germanies over time. Losing one on October 3rd 1990 means by projection we are only decades before reaching -1 Germany in 2072
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hoots @hoots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Leftists need to stay fit to fight the fascists -" NO Leftists need to stay fit in case that damn Suliman takes away your magic and you have to climb all those stairs.
the witch of the waste melting in her chair
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hoots @hoots.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Unpopular Opinion: [the most commonly held opinion on a given topic]
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 03/10/2026
Elizabeth Holmes in a shiny green secular hijab
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slanderous ordo @slanderous.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
at the start of every #ttrpg session i run, i play a theme song that i've selected for the campaign, and then do the "opening credits" sequence that includes little bits of thematic narration and a "starring <player> as <character>" for each PC does anyone else do anything like this or just me lol
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Decided to test this for myself and Pangram told me with "high confidence"(!!!!) that sentences of a fic I wrote in literally 2018 were AI-generated
A pangram screenshot. The actual text is: To Victoria’s surprise, Alex is the first to voice his support. “Fuck it. Let’s do it,” he shrugs, standing up and striding over to the front door. Victoria raises a skeptical brow at him, but swiftly turns her gaze to the rest of the group, awaiting their responses.
“If it’s going to… for lack of a better term, eat us, no matter what… then it might be easier, psychologically speaking, to speed up the inevitable,” PupDOS agrees; and then suddenly, she smiles. Not polite, not humouring, but genuine, almost… relieved. Sazley sees the smile, and barely conceals a frown, but no one else seems to take notice. “I’m in,” PupDOS says, and she is surer than she’s been about anything of late.
Sazley is quick to follow, breaking out into an awkward grin to suppress her nerves. “I, uh, I guess this is our best shot,” she says.
Sabrina and Rebecca exchange worried glances, neither one completely confident about this plan. Both of them sit for a second, just processing the possible pros and cons of going along with Victoria’s idea. Finally, Sabrina reaches her hand over until it is resting overtop of Rebecca’s, and she leans over and whispers something in her girlfriend’s ear. Rebecca smiles a little, and then she nods.

18% of it is highlighted as AI by pangram with "high confidence": Only two spans are highlighted as AI: the end of the Sazley paragraph, "I, uh, I guess this is our best shot," she says, and the first two sentences of the next paragraph: "Sabrina and Rebecca exchange worried glances, neither one completely confident about this plan. Both of them sit for a second, just processing the possible pros and cons of going along with Victoria's idea."
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walking mirage @wolf.observer · 03/10/2026
knowing how things work allows you to criticize and fight things way better than ignoring them because you dislike them does
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kylie b @roguesquirrel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
we literally root for charlie brown every step of the way, he is the main character the show has told us to love. he is who we want to see win. and then when lucy pulls the football away, the show is telling us it does not respect our time as a viewer.
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 02/10/2026
get ready to learn neuralese, peer
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
(setting out to defeat mlm scammers) let's get down to business to defeat the huns
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Tsushi Tanuki @tsushi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's never been more important for you to actually CONTRIBUTE to the places you consider your "home". Is it a convention? Volunteer. Is it your local LGBT center? fundraise. Is it your local library? Ask how you can help them keep funding. NOTHING you love just exists, it needs effort to stay alive!
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slanderous ordo @slanderous.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
that's right
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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*whispers* stunt on these hos
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AAPD - The American Association of People with Disabilities @aapd.com · 01/10/2026
We're so excited to announce that Sirius Dice has launched the Dungeons & Dragons Accessible Adventures – Disability Pride Dice Set! A portion of the money from each physical dice set sold will be donated to AAPD. Disabled people belong in every community, in fantasy worlds and in real life.
The accessible adventures disability pride dice set, 7 different dice for Dungeons and Dragons in the colors of the disability pride flag with a dyslexic friendly font on the dice. The dice are stacked on a table in 3 piles. The first pile has 2 dice. The second pile has 3 dice. The third pile has 2 dice.
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Gabriel S. Pumpkins 🎃 @gsjphd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
from the sadly dormant "Bad memes for bad Boys with bad politics" on abcefook
a squiggly-armed caricature wearing a red "tanks for nothin!" shirt with a hammer and sickle as the T in "tanks" rolls his eyes
caption: sorry I don't trust the Western capitalist media I only trust the official accounts of ruthless one-party dictatorships
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Nebula @nebula.tv · 01/10/2026
Jacob Geller is no longer a part of Nebula. Ongoing projects have been terminated effective immediately, and his content has been removed from our catalog.
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Got CTE from Playing Peek a boo @doubledoinkrigged.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
19th century Ryan Grim: Based on the orderly nature of the stab wounds, “the ripper” is a highly inaccurate name. Its journalistic malpractice to not give “Jack” credit for minimizing suffering and killing painlessly 19th century Michael Tracey: I think these bitches alive 💯
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😂😂😂
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James Without End @neverendingjim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
chess is too simple to serve as a background for gay sex: a mere 8 by 8 grid, no fog of war, no technology tree, no random map or spawn position. hockey addresses these limitations.
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Matthew @mhungerford.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Big white text saying “MAMDANI’s NEW YORK” over a section of the sit overrun with extra-dimensional mold from the game Control Resonant.
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slanderous ordo @slanderous.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
laptop died. i paid for the extended warranty. trying to file a claim. the website says to email. the email says to website. the website says to email. i use the chat function. it tells me to call the number. calling directs to a text service. text service tells me to call the number.
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slanderous ordo @slanderous.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"outlaw country" but as a verb
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slanderous ordo @slanderous.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
obsidian do what bethesdon't
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 26/09/2026
Have I played “Control Resonant”? Sorry…I’m too busy reading the story of a man who “Controls Rocinante”…that’s right, Miguel Cervantes’ immortal tale “Don Quixote de La Mancha”. So you enjoy your strange “Federal Bureau”…I’ll be delighting in the adventures of Sancho Panza and his “Friendly Burro”
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sex gifs
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slanderous ordo @slanderous.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lmao
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