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I WASN'T BORN WITH ENOUGH LITTLE ZINGERS

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slanderous ordo @slanderous.bsky.social · 30m
amusingly this is a minor point in an orson scott card novel. the characters are trying to disarm a doomsday weapon and are surprised that it doesn't require, like, two keys or whatever. the tech just kinda laughs and is like "all that stuff is to ARM it, to disarm it you just push the off button"
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slanderous ordo @slanderous.bsky.social · 49m
lol a scammer fake emily reached out to me as a result of this post to try and get me to donate to them
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slanderous ordo @slanderous.bsky.social · 2h
this is a real hardship for me in the sense that ko-fi won't let me send $13.12 but $69 is more than i can spare right now
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slanderous ordo @slanderous.bsky.social · 2h
firebird korrekt, big-time lawyer
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slanderous ordo @slanderous.bsky.social · 11h
"XChaChaPoly with random nonces" is the encryption scheme that sounds most like a description of anthropic's culture
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slanderous ordo @slanderous.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
say what you will about charlie but he was not afraid to stick his neck out
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 11/10/2026
In our course and book _Calling Bullshit_, we posit that If something seems too good, or too bad, to be true, it probably is. Now as a college professor I'm pretty confident that overreliance can AI can harm our thinking ability, but just ten minutes of use? Let's dig into this this study a bit.
news.berkeley.edu
Using AI for just 10 minutes erodes your ability to persist at hard things - Berkeley News
A UC Berkeley researcher co-authored a study that raises profound questions about how we interact with artificial intelligence in education — and daily life.
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 11/10/2026
Elon: i’m going to send a data center to space! Zelenskyy, packing a repurposed Cessna full of composition 4: me too
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The emergence of Black Plague in Russia can be blamed on the provocative good health of neighboring European societies. by John Mearsheimer
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slanderous ordo @slanderous.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
girlfriend whose only requirement is that i get chinese noodles (she's lo meintenance)
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Australopithecus 3 million years ago:
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slanderous ordo @slanderous.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
tell me more
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slanderous ordo @slanderous.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
this thread is making me want a cup of noodles and it's currently 4AM
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slanderous ordo @slanderous.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
either of them
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/10/2026
Cold, Distant Boyfriend Finally Opens Up About How Horny He Is theonion.com/cold-distant-boyfriend…
Cold, Distant Boyfriend Finally Opens Up About How Horny He Is
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slanderous ordo @slanderous.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i will be your vassal [until i betray you]
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slanderous ordo @slanderous.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
>spike that's why they call him the impaler
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
sorry i didnt put any skill points into cock size at character creation i wanted to get tier 3 telepathy instead. so i can read your mind if i want to right now. stop thinking about how small my cock is i can hear you
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slanderous ordo @slanderous.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this would be a great slogan for colony grill
Colony Grill, which cares greatly about your death
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 08/10/2026
do you think there's gonna be a chat
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slanderous ordo @slanderous.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the best way to get into broadway is to live in NYC but the second best way is definitely the youtubes
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slanderous ordo @slanderous.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
trans obama
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Dune Part 2: Stilgar Says 'As Written'
ALT: Dune Part 2: Stilgar Says 'As Written'
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slanderous ordo @slanderous.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
can i make a gender joke here
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slanderous ordo @slanderous.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
writing forced penguinization manifestos
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slanderous ordo @slanderous.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
disagree
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Rebecca McCarthy - Game Writing & Narrative🔜 MCM Comic Con @rebeccamwrites.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dressmaker is a masterpiece.
I made a Garfield Dress
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slanderous ordo @slanderous.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
you could still be president, it pays pretty good
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slanderous ordo @slanderous.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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slanderous ordo @slanderous.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
it's cool that almost everyone i follow is also following the genocidal-but-leftistly lady
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Almost nobody watched The Critic but everyone who did is an elder Millennial who posts on Bluesky
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slanderous ordo @slanderous.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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slanderous ordo @slanderous.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
if only
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slanderous ordo @slanderous.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
sorry, the joke was that if a guy doesn't want kids for financial reasons the safest bet is to pick a guy whose financial situation will never change forgive me for my weak riff
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slanderous ordo @slanderous.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
<when i lose my erection> hey, if you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
A cock ring. Also I'm sorry for this terrible joke.
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slanderous ordo @slanderous.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
paladin of finra has "detect churn" and "smite annuity rollover" as class features
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slanderous ordo @slanderous.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
just date men who are clearly never going to be employable. problem solved
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slanderous ordo @slanderous.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
alignment <<< compliance
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slanderous ordo @slanderous.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
yeah it's tough. it's a lot like buying a fairphone or framework laptop; not only are you missing out on the subsidized pricing from selling your data, but there's also an economy of scale
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slanderous ordo @slanderous.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ian hotpepper
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slanderous ordo @slanderous.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
busey's
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Infinite Yelling Faces Loop
ALT: Infinite Yelling Faces Loop
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slanderous ordo @slanderous.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
bring the "bring the war home" home
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slanderous ordo @slanderous.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
<User was banned for this post.>
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slanderous ordo @slanderous.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
hell yeah they are
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slanderous ordo @slanderous.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
what did y'all think "rewrite everything in rust" meant? vibes? papers? essays? losers.
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slanderous ordo @slanderous.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
thank you sophia
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slanderous ordo @slanderous.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
having an emotional breakdown because it's been 19 minutes and you haven't liked this great reply
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slanderous ordo @slanderous.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
mildewds
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