Reposted by PaulJason "Red5" Lyall @jaylyall.bsky.social · 20/09/2026You're in charge of a war that you're losing, the Houthi are on the march to Riyadh, you've run the Navy ragged, you've lost almost all your bases in the Middle East, you're out of missiles (mostly) that you need in case China steals a march on Taiwan...and you're at a fucking football game. 571666420
Reposted by PaulMichigan's 2026 Offensive Game Plan (HSR) @hooverstreetrag.org · 13/09/2026Man, I haven't seen Texans win a battle in less than 30 minutes of trying since San Jacinto. 412618
Paul @slambera.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Spotted in Houston. Has food science gone too far, @mikegolicjr.bsky.social and @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social? 3213
Reposted by PaulRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 13/11/2025all you need is hate in your heart and a Catholic ability to hold on to it for so long without ever saying anything 1525417
Reposted by PaulMichael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Fellow bitter southerners, North Carolina, Kentucky, and Virginia all elected Democratic Governors. Georgia in 2020 wasn’t a fluke. South Carolina, Florida, Texas, All y’all of the y’allternative persuasion. Keep being loud. Keep getting into good trouble. Protect black folks and trans people. Vote 61696346
Reposted by PaulMatt Pearce @mattdpearce.com · 21/10/2025The most normal thing in the world for a young white man is to be obsessed with D-Day! 2958332
Reposted by PaulBarred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 18/10/2025Amazing sign being held by a small child 214657735
Reposted by PaulHannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 24/09/2025Guys you’re not getting the federal funding back just say it doesn’t cause autism 6144661
Paul @slambera.bsky.social · 30/08/2025@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social, the Michigan alum in Chicago found the perfect bar. 000
Paul @slambera.bsky.social · 15/08/2025What do we do when we get nervous in a thunderstorm, Scrump? That’s right, we scalp tennis balls. 100
Reposted by PaulTwo all the way, a coffee milk, and a Del's @ri.oldfolkshome.org · 31/07/2025(I never tire of hauling this one out.) 101138156
Reposted by PaulRaffi Melkonian @rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social · 22/07/2025A: "So I'm coming to Houston for work, what are the tourist attractions?" B:"OK, so there's this gas station that does incredible barbecue, and then we'll go to chinatown for some noodles for first lunch and we can do indian fried chicken for second lunch, and then first snack can be cookies.." 151865
Reposted by PaulShades of Blue Network @shadesofbluenw.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Trump in the way of Chelsea lifting the trophy. Cole Palmer: What’s he doing? Reece James(to Trump): Are you gonna leave? 2326882
Paul @slambera.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Explained why March Madness is so popular to the lead singer of Mumford and Sons at a bar in Austin. 000
Paul @slambera.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Had to apologize to Cal Ripken, Jr. after my friend interrupted his dinner and thanked him “on behalf of the City of Houston”. Friend thought Cal was Astros former pitching coach, Brent Strom. 120
Reposted by Pauljamelle @jamellebouie.net · 11/06/2025W.E.B. Du Bois on Robert E. Lee: “Either he knew what slavery meant when he helped maim and murder thousands in its defense, or he did not. If he did not he was a fool. If he did, Robert Lee was a traitor and a rebel–not indeed to his country, but to humanity and humanity’s God.” 296385748780
Paul @slambera.bsky.social · 28/05/2025@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social like Bob, I tried to transition from tennis ball baseball to golf ball baseball. Turns out, a golf ball can do a lot of damage to a police car window. 010
Paul @slambera.bsky.social · 24/04/2025@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social After reading this week’s episode and living through *gestures around broadly*, I really want some Fritos Burritos, Mountain Dew, and some Taco Bell arcade time. 010
Paul @slambera.bsky.social · 10/03/2025The Texas Hammer; he’s a great dude! youtu.be/q67cD8pDgqk?...youtu.beJim Adler -We Stand Tough 30s (Houston 1)YouTube video by The Texas Hammer - Official Channel 020
Reposted by PaulCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 25/02/2025My racist HS physics teacher just put a photo of Snoop and Trump on his feed and my classmate posted a response that said "you wrote me up for listening to Snoop in your class in 1993 so fuck you and I think it's about time you know that your daughter stayed over at my house after prom" 825553573
Reposted by PaulTimothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 26/02/2025This is the first time anyone's seen a team manage to lose three times in 90 minutes since every Tottenham Hotspur season 722423
Reposted by PaulRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds 56128692795
Reposted by PaulFranklin Leonard @franklinleonard.bsky.social · 09/02/2025It’s the shooter from Degrassi. 894618760
Paul @slambera.bsky.social · 06/02/2025At least something good is happening! www.espn.com/college-foot...espn.comSources: Longhorns' Gideon to GA Tech as DCGeorgia Tech is set to hire Texas assistant Blake Gideon as its defensive coordinator, sources confirmed Thursday to ESPN. 010
Reposted by PaulScare-ah @slwein.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Ou with an 11am kickoff playing at TCU’s stadium and unable to put a service academy away. god is real 217417
Reposted by PaulJeff Asher @jeffasher.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Texas has more SEC Championship Game appearances in 1 season than Texas A&M does in 13. 35620
Paul @slambera.bsky.social · 03/09/2023Oh Baylor. Ohhhhhhh Baylor! The state may be on fire but Baylor sucking may be a sign that nature is healing. 000
Paul @slambera.bsky.social · 31/08/2023The girls don’t like being stuck in my office while the contractors are in our house 080