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Paul

@slambera.bsky.social
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Longhorn lawyer, proud graduate of a volleyball school, BBQ eater, and great nap taker.

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Jason "Red5" Lyall @jaylyall.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You're in charge of a war that you're losing, the Houthi are on the march to Riyadh, you've run the Navy ragged, you've lost almost all your bases in the Middle East, you're out of missiles (mostly) that you need in case China steals a march on Taiwan...and you're at a fucking football game.
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Michigan's 2026 Offensive Game Plan (HSR) @hooverstreetrag.org · 13/09/2026
Man, I haven't seen Texans win a battle in less than 30 minutes of trying since San Jacinto.
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Paul @slambera.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Spotted in Houston. Has food science gone too far, @mikegolicjr.bsky.social and @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social?
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
all you need is hate in your heart and a Catholic ability to hold on to it for so long without ever saying anything
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Fellow bitter southerners, North Carolina, Kentucky, and Virginia all elected Democratic Governors. Georgia in 2020 wasn’t a fluke. South Carolina, Florida, Texas, All y’all of the y’allternative persuasion. Keep being loud. Keep getting into good trouble. Protect black folks and trans people. Vote
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Matt Pearce @mattdpearce.com · 21/10/2025
The most normal thing in the world for a young white man is to be obsessed with D-Day!
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 18/10/2025
Amazing sign being held by a small child
Child-drawn sign reading DONT MAKE me GO to LAW SCHOOL
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Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Guys you’re not getting the federal funding back just say it doesn’t cause autism
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Paul @slambera.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social, the Michigan alum in Chicago found the perfect bar.
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Paul @slambera.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
What do we do when we get nervous in a thunderstorm, Scrump? That’s right, we scalp tennis balls.
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Two all the way, a coffee milk, and a Del's @ri.oldfolkshome.org · 31/07/2025
(I never tire of hauling this one out.)
@agraybee Every lifelong Catholic I've ever met is like "I think we're supposed to give this food to poor people" and every adult convert is like "the Archon of Constantinople's epistle on the Pentacostine rites of the eucharist clearly states women shouldn't have driver's licenses."
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Paul @slambera.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
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Raffi Melkonian @rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
A: "So I'm coming to Houston for work, what are the tourist attractions?" B:"OK, so there's this gas station that does incredible barbecue, and then we'll go to chinatown for some noodles for first lunch and we can do indian fried chicken for second lunch, and then first snack can be cookies.."
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Shades of Blue Network @shadesofbluenw.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Trump in the way of Chelsea lifting the trophy. Cole Palmer: What’s he doing? Reece James(to Trump): Are you gonna leave?
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Paul @slambera.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Explained why March Madness is so popular to the lead singer of Mumford and Sons at a bar in Austin.
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Paul @slambera.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Had to apologize to Cal Ripken, Jr. after my friend interrupted his dinner and thanked him “on behalf of the City of Houston”. Friend thought Cal was Astros former pitching coach, Brent Strom.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 11/06/2025
W.E.B. Du Bois on Robert E. Lee: “Either he knew what slavery meant when he helped maim and murder thousands in its defense, or he did not. If he did not he was a fool. If he did, Robert Lee was a traitor and a rebel–not indeed to his country, but to humanity and humanity’s God.”
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Paul @slambera.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Hook’em! 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻
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Paul @slambera.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
You sure about that, @espn.com?
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Paul @slambera.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social like Bob, I tried to transition from tennis ball baseball to golf ball baseball. Turns out, a golf ball can do a lot of damage to a police car window.
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Paul @slambera.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social After reading this week’s episode and living through *gestures around broadly*, I really want some Fritos Burritos, Mountain Dew, and some Taco Bell arcade time.
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Paul @slambera.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
The Texas Hammer; he’s a great dude! youtu.be/q67cD8pDgqk?...
youtu.be
Jim Adler -We Stand Tough 30s (Houston 1)
YouTube video by The Texas Hammer - Official Channel
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
My racist HS physics teacher just put a photo of Snoop and Trump on his feed and my classmate posted a response that said "you wrote me up for listening to Snoop in your class in 1993 so fuck you and I think it's about time you know that your daughter stayed over at my house after prom"
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 26/02/2025
This is the first time anyone's seen a team manage to lose three times in 90 minutes since every Tottenham Hotspur season
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds
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Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
It’s the shooter from Degrassi.
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Paul @slambera.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
At least something good is happening! www.espn.com/college-foot...
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Sources: Longhorns' Gideon to GA Tech as DC
Georgia Tech is set to hire Texas assistant Blake Gideon as its defensive coordinator, sources confirmed Thursday to ESPN.
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Scare-ah @slwein.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Ou with an 11am kickoff playing at TCU’s stadium and unable to put a service academy away. god is real
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Jeff Asher @jeffasher.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Texas has more SEC Championship Game appearances in 1 season than Texas A&M does in 13.
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Paul @slambera.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
Spurs Ugh. Cowboys. Stars Texas and Washington Chelsea
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Paul @slambera.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
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Paul @slambera.bsky.social · 03/09/2023
Oh Baylor. Ohhhhhhh Baylor! The state may be on fire but Baylor sucking may be a sign that nature is healing.
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Paul @slambera.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
The girls don’t like being stuck in my office while the contractors are in our house
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