Paul @slambera.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Siri, what would Simkins Hall look like if it were a person? 000
Paul @slambera.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Glad they’re so focused on “protecting women’s sports” that they . . . forgot about women’s sports 010
Paul @slambera.bsky.social · 26/09/2026In the bleachers of a middle school, between games of an 8th grade volleyball tournament #DontSkipYouthSportsForCFB 000
Reposted by PaulJason "Red5" Lyall @jaylyall.bsky.social · 20/09/2026You're in charge of a war that you're losing, the Houthi are on the march to Riyadh, you've run the Navy ragged, you've lost almost all your bases in the Middle East, you're out of missiles (mostly) that you need in case China steals a march on Taiwan...and you're at a fucking football game. 571666420
Reposted by PaulMichigan's 2026 Offensive Game Plan (HSR) @hooverstreetrag.org · 13/09/2026Man, I haven't seen Texans win a battle in less than 30 minutes of trying since San Jacinto. 412618
Paul @slambera.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Spotted in Houston. Has food science gone too far, @mikegolicjr.bsky.social and @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social? 3213
Paul @slambera.bsky.social · 21/06/2026I got 6 neighbors to co-sign a scathing letter to the HOA about lawn care regulations and the management company 030
Paul @slambera.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Grew up in an A&M fam and heard the jokes, which sucks. Sister was a freshman and on her way to the stack when it fell and I have no time or patience for the Bonfire jokes. College football should be fun and that shit ain’t it 000
Paul @slambera.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Agreed. Seen sodas dumped on children wearing the “wrong” colors here and at the Shootout. 100
Paul @slambera.bsky.social · 14/11/2025When people said he was the second coming of Reagan I didn’t think they meant Nancy 073
Paul @slambera.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Been trying to explain this to my friends who weren’t raised to belt out “On Eagles Wings” as a child. Having a nemesis is like having a warm beverage on a chilly day. 020
Reposted by PaulRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 13/11/2025all you need is hate in your heart and a Catholic ability to hold on to it for so long without ever saying anything 1525417
Reposted by PaulMichael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Fellow bitter southerners, North Carolina, Kentucky, and Virginia all elected Democratic Governors. Georgia in 2020 wasn’t a fluke. South Carolina, Florida, Texas, All y’all of the y’allternative persuasion. Keep being loud. Keep getting into good trouble. Protect black folks and trans people. Vote 61696346
Reposted by PaulMatt Pearce @mattdpearce.com · 21/10/2025The most normal thing in the world for a young white man is to be obsessed with D-Day! 2958332
Paul @slambera.bsky.social · 21/10/2025100% agree. Matthew 6 is a nice follow up that these people seemingly skipped as well. 000
Reposted by PaulBarred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 18/10/2025Amazing sign being held by a small child 214657735
Paul @slambera.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Did you ask why he suddenly retired to help kick this shit off? 030
Reposted by PaulHannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 24/09/2025Guys you’re not getting the federal funding back just say it doesn’t cause autism 6144661
Paul @slambera.bsky.social · 24/09/2025It’s pretty clear that it DOESN’T have a connection. Christ, NPR 000
Paul @slambera.bsky.social · 20/09/2025My goodness, Courseys is so great. No pork loin but the deer sausage and summer sausage are killer. Arkansas is gorgeous btw 110
Paul @slambera.bsky.social · 19/09/2025This and Goofy, attorney at law, almost made me drive off the road in Arkansas. 10 out of 10 000
Paul @slambera.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Thanks! Coursey’s was on the list but I appreciate the confirmation 110
Paul @slambera.bsky.social · 17/09/2025I’m driving from Little Rock to Flippin this weekend. Any spots I should know about? 100
Paul @slambera.bsky.social · 17/09/2025It feels like cheating, but I grew up near the original Rudy’s just outside San Antonio. 060
Paul @slambera.bsky.social · 09/09/2025As someone with a significant amount of Czech ancestry, I yearn for certain folks to stand near windows. 010
Paul @slambera.bsky.social · 30/08/2025@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social, the Michigan alum in Chicago found the perfect bar. 000
Paul @slambera.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Going with a Longhorn / Packer fan in a San Francisco bar accelerated that last part 000
Paul @slambera.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Uncle took me to dive bars so he could watch football games “in peace”. Learned how to play pool, throw darts, and shit on Barry Switzer by the age of 9 120
Paul @slambera.bsky.social · 16/08/2025I saw this on 71 leaving Austin last month and thought I was hallucinating! 020
Paul @slambera.bsky.social · 15/08/2025What do we do when we get nervous in a thunderstorm, Scrump? That’s right, we scalp tennis balls. 100
Paul @slambera.bsky.social · 12/08/2025I had a partner who would call a client’s owner, who had the same last name as me, to say how much his relative sucked (we had the same great great grandfather) 010
Paul @slambera.bsky.social · 05/08/2025It’s how my friend got into the Rose Bowl for the USC / Texas game (catering entrance shockingly guarded terribly) 000
Reposted by PaulTwo all the way, a coffee milk, and a Del's @ri.oldfolkshome.org · 31/07/2025(I never tire of hauling this one out.) 101138156
Paul @slambera.bsky.social · 23/07/2025I was really pleasantly surprised when I tried this over Christmas and then very worried when my 95 year old grandfather started inhaling cubes of it. He’s such a G 000
