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Jack o' Slam-tern

@slamastack.bsky.social
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Engineer, Aggie, Father, Husband in varying order throughout the day. H-Town adjacent, hater of humidity. Skeets are not financial advice.

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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 5h
It's OK not to have children if you do not want to raise children. More people should take this to heart.
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 6h
I'm not excusing them, btw. Even if it is blackmail, they made this fucking mess and hung themselves out to dry, and they should be punished
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Moot Dengrich ☠️🎢 @catfishsushi.bsky.social · 6h
I hate these people so much.
After Paxton explained his two-pronged approach to reducing the deficit — tax cuts to grow the economy paired with “reasonable cuts to mandatory spending” — a lobbyist in the room, Jeanne Haggerty, chimed in that she wanted a personal tax cut, prompting laughter from the room.

“I would really like to pay my fair share of taxes, which is less than I’m paying right now,” Haggerty said in the recording.
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 6h
That works out cuz that's his optimal setup
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 6h
It started with cowardice and trading their support for endorsements. I suspect now it's something closer to blackmail. A lot of these guys have probably broken financial laws and Trump now utterly controls the DOJ.
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 6h
That's the hope!
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 6h
but things are looking up for dad's "College Football Saturday"
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 15h
96 dishes inspired by black licorice
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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 19h
We live in the dumbest timeline with the dumbest, greediest, worst people in charge. It’s incredible.
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 20h
Amazing use of a callback
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 21h
jfc THESE PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF A MISTAKE! You're supposed to learn what *NOT* to do the next time!!!
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Spongebob Squarepants Squidward Tentacles
ALT: Spongebob Squarepants Squidward Tentacles
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 21h
I'm glad I missed this
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Sam Sokol @samsokol42.bsky.social · 21h
What is wrong with these people? I thought Jackson really connected when he asked Susan Collins, "What will it take for you to just admit you made a mistake?"
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 21h
It's so damn depressing
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 22h
It's wild to me that Burnt Orange A&M gets such a pass from the general public on this shit despite being *just as fucking awful*
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 22h
Gotta be just the coolest feeling in the world. I know he hears it whenever they play a show, but getting to hear the same level of crowd enthusiasm at a baseball game has to hit different
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 22h
me hearing blink-182 in 2001: pop punk is an abomination. I hate these clowns

me listening to blink-182 in 2024: (sniffling) you princes, you poet-kings; you made art too beautiful for an ugly time
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 23h
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 23h
one of the most god-forsaken stretches of highway in the country
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
omg how did I miss this
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Did they pull this from the new DoD slides? If so I too would like to declare war on Pepsi. For too long have we suffered with half-flat too-sweet sodas
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Relabel every single fucking thing and I don't care how much it costs
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sign message serves dual purpose as a kickass band name
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just found a reminder that A&M is estimated to be paying almost $50M in NIL money to this roster They really might as well have just set it on fire
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don't know what he thinks he's going to hear, but Tennessee already showed the cheers aren't coming unless it's from the 15 goobers still attending his rallies.
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Time to start getting ready I don't mind my food touching, but the ability to add depth is intriguing
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I've already told my night owl friends that if it happens they are obligated to call me, idgaf what time it is
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I mean at least you only bought the single serving sleeve instead of the full pack
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gotta get yourself one of these babies
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/10/2026
who knows if jackson can win this thing but i am glad that he is making clear that susan collins's whole scam is to do everything she can to make life worse for mainers and then take credit for mitigating it in the slightest way possible
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Person's heart seemed to be heading down the right path but they used the wrong combination of 6 words and now they must be dogpiled and shamed into rejoining they side they were trying to leave" was basically a daily occurence on twitter
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matte jones @pillowfort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
without any doubt:
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My opinion is that it's the same as all faux moral panics these days - conservative vs liberal Conservatives love ATVs and want to keep that culture, but they see liberals riding bikes and how fucking dare they not use gasoline. I don't see anyone screaming about the mini dirt bikes, only e-bikes
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Feena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Before Stonehenge was raised, before Egypts first pyramid broke ground,before the Nazca people drew their famous lines across the Peruvian desert,someone in what is now southern Arizona shaped a 272-foot fish into the earth On April 23,2026,"a border-wall contractor drove heavy equipment across it"
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Trump's Border Wall Construction Destroys 6,500-Year-Old Arizona Geoglyph – Older Than Stonehenge
Arizona's 6,500-year-old Las Playas Intaglio, the oldest dated geoglyph in the Americas, was irreparably damaged by border wall construction in April 2026.
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Rite* fuck my phone but I'm not deleting
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Exactly! Faking a seafood allergy to get out of paying a bill at Red Lobster is a right of passage
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
what if,,,
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That's a play you're almost better eating the sack and wasting the time
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
His ankle NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is WILD!
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Summoning circle canceled. Baseball 101 is "cover first base"
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Milwaukee is laying out the "crazy late game bullshit" summoning candles
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've played on that EIU field (and played baseball on the field next to it). I'm loving this way more than I'd have expected The camera for EIU is killing me tho 😂
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
$80/lb for a burger patty is INSANE
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is an insane quadbox
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ads I've seen this afternoon (paraphrased)- "Vote for Ken Paxton cuz all that matters is being a team player. Ignore the corruption/lying/bribery/etc" vs "I voted to impeach him cuz he's a corrupt lying asshole. If all that matters is Team over Character, we'd fucked. Fuck Ken Paxton"
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is Lamb wearing an invisibility cloak? This defensive game plan is baffling
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Texans friends status check. Y'all doing ok?
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Jack o' Slam-tern @slamastack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Really nice play call right there
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