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Skyl3lazer

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Degenerate (former) Lands player, known cooking show watcher. Some strange mix of MtG and politics. he/him linktr.ee/skyl3lazer

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
calling in sick to the kickflip factory and confusing everyone as to whether i'm coming in or not
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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 01/10/2026
Get polished
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HIGH LORD FALCON, OLIVKA RHO @livvywivvyy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
generally there's a position that is very strange to me, which is that "the military" is an evil group, but individual actors are somehow blameless. we agree that murdering for personal gain is wrong, and that the military does murder, but joining the military for personal gain is somehow fine?
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𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 ⓘ Rude 🐈 @lucavi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is too late, I have already depicted myself as the άνθρωπος ίσχυρός and you as the άνθρωπος παρθένος 🫵
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Editing the Blue-Gray Lady @nytdiff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Change in Headline
Before: America Used to Be Cool. What Happened?
After: Is American Culture Simply Bad Now?
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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 28/09/2026
Jesus that's bleak
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James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Actual headline in today's WaPo.
Headline: At every turn, Trump's ideas for aiding US consumers run into resistance.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this simply isn't nice. I HAVE NEVER BEEN A DUMMY. EVER. Check yourself
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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 27/09/2026
They didn't take anything over, they created it. They had no opposition to overcome, they're run it from the start.
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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 27/09/2026
"managed to" they're the ones that originally pushed this shit lol
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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 27/09/2026
And does that make you feel in control?
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Bane's Shoulder Touch
ALT: Bane's Shoulder Touch
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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 27/09/2026
Why did you ai generate a picture of sausages
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What's hard about public policy is weighing the trade offs. For example, something sucks really bad and everyone hates it, but on the other hand several evil trillionaires think it's good. What are you supposed to do in that situation
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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 25/09/2026
I don't speak Arabic but I am 100% sure my two barbers were arguing if someone Breya deck needed to get nerfed at their bracket.
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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 24/09/2026
I assume there's a damper on this so that a rogue wave doesn't smash the building lol
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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 24/09/2026
Ok then
I saw an employee eat a lantern fly

I was in line a few days ago at a popular grocery store in Fairfax and a lantern bug landed on something on the shelf in front of me. A guy was trying to catch it but an elderly employee then walked up to us and picked it up with her bare hands and chewed it up and swallowed it in front of us. I don’t know if I should report this to somebody at the store but I also don’t like lantern flies so I can see where she’s coming from
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.
A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.
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mad radhu @madradhu.garbage.computer · 21/09/2026
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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 21/09/2026
go away
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ideally i would love to support minority rights but in this case the minority in question is a minority of the population, so it just isn't worth it, mathematically speaking
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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I did well at GCSEs & A-Levels, but flunked out of Uni in first year. I'm pretty smart but turns out I can't bring myself to do work of my own accord - I need a teacher or parent looming over me to make me do it. I'm considering hiring a part-time dominatrix for this reason
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
'Bladerunner 2049' (2017) dir: Denis Villeneuve 📽️
real cat watching Disney's 'The Aristocats' on teevee, Dutchess is saying "you look lonely"close up of cat in bisexual lighting with a bandage on its nose looking forelorn
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Christian Sporleder @casporleder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
New: Macklemore says Robert Kraft — who owns Gillette Stadium, where Macklemore & Ed Sheeran were to perform later this month — called Sheeran. Kraft rallied other owners together behind an ultimatum for Sheeran: if Macklemore stays on the tour, you won't be allowed in our venues.

I'm not sure how to start this. So I'm going to speak from the heart and share the truth. Ed Sheeran and his team have made the decision to remove me from The Loop tour.
But before I get into it, I want to say something that should be obvious. In this moment I think it matters. I am not a victim. Ed Sheeran is not a victim. Pink is not a victim. We have careers, money, opportunities, safety and audiences around the world. Whatever consequences any of us face for what we say, we get to go home to our families.

The victims are the Palestinian people. The men, women and children who have been killed, starved, displaced and forced to live through unimaginable violence. More than 20,000 children have been killed in Gaza alone. People are being killed today, and people will be killed tomorrow. I want to make sure that as I tell this story, we don't lose sight of that.

Ed is my friend. I've known him for 13 years. We've shared late nights, studio sessions and stages. He has this infectious magic about him that I've grown to love. I consider him a brother. And because of that, we've had some difficult conversations this past week. The type of talks rooted in love and respect for one another that still end in a place of fundamental disagreement. Nothing I'm writing here is out of spite or because I want to tear down his character. But as I told Ed multiple times on the phone, our friendship can't change my responsibility to tell the truth about what happened.

Last Monday, in the middle of all the media attention surrounding Pink and what I said at MetLife, Ed told me that Robert Kraft called him. We were scheduled to play Gillette Stadium later this month, which is owned by the Kraft Group. Ed told me that Kraft said I would not be allowed to perform in his stadium. Ed also told me that Kraft had rallied some of the other
stadium owners and collectively they gave him an ultimatum: if Macklemore stays on the tour, you will not be allowed to play in our venues.

Ed was in …What I said at MetLife I have been saying on stages around the world for almost three years. So why is it an issue now? Because now I'm sharing a stage with one of the biggest artists in the world, in some of the biggest stadiums in America. At a certain level of exposure, "Free Palestine" becomes too much of a risk. If I kept doing the shows, saying Free Palestine, with Ed implicitly supporting it, the crowd getting loud and showing undeniable support for Palestinian liberation, what artist might speak out next? The stage becomes resistance. Maybe that's why this time it became so important to silence me.

And one of the most effective ways to enforce that silence has been to weaponize the accusation of antisemitism. Antisemitism is real. And that is exactly why the word matters too much to be used as a shield against criticism of the Israeli state. When criticizing Israel, opposing Zionism or saying "Free Palestine" gets conflated with hatred of Jewish people, it doesn't protect Jewish people. It protects Israel from accountability.

I hope this isn't the end of my relationship with Ed.
Thirteen years of friendship doesn't disappear because of one painful disagreement. I hope we both continue listening, studying what is happening in Palestine and wrestling with what neutrality means in a moment like this. My door will always be open to continuing that conversation.

When my brother Omar was doing the subtitles for the video I posted from MetLife, I thanked him. He told me there's a phrase in Arabic:
لا شكر على واجب
"La shukra ala wajeb." There is no thanks for a duty.
That stayed with me. Because that's what this has become for me and millions of others around the world. A duty. Not something deserving of praise or gratitude. Not brave. Human.

Who is winning the internet, who is getting canceled, who gets to play the stadium and who doesn't, all of it becomes so small when held against what we are actually witnessing in Gaza and the West Bank. An entire people be…
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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 14/09/2026
When we're really genius leons that hate that they're leading us!!!
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/09/2026
Abdul El-Sayed: "Weijia, with all due respect, this is the third time you've asked about a Twitch streamer ... their whole game is to make us fight culture wars so that we don't pay attention to the fact the president has made $2.2 billion ... "
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RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Happy Bingus day
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Guys, I can't stress this enough: We had nothing to do with this. Tucker's team cut this up like this. They are 100% serious. These people really are this stupid.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A lot of people asking me how this isn't the New InfoWars and guess what maybe it is?
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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 09/09/2026
Just what will save texas, centrist transphobic Dems
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You asked, we answered: Now in more colorways!
A group of four cats sitting inside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The background features a dark, blurred forest. The text at the top reads "CATS FOR MEN," and at the bottom, it states "NEW MASCULINE COLORS FOR MASCULINE MEN."An orange cat with white paws is sitting against a dark, forested background. The text reads "CATS FOR MEN" at the top and "ORANGE WITH LITTLE WHITE SOCKS FOR THE ORANGE MAN WITH WHITE SOCKS" at the bottom.A cat with a striped coat is sitting against a background of dark, blurry trees. The text reads "CATS FOR MEN" at the top and "DESERT CAMO FOR THE CUNNING STRATEGIST" at the bottom.A dark-furred cat sits in a shadowy forest. The text reads, "CATS FOR MEN. Midnight Black. For the nocturnal soldier.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is basically a push poll and Zohran still beat it.
12. Mayor Mamdani has faced intense scrutiny from critics regarding his political circle and
statements. Do you feel his administration represents the core values of the average New Yorker
or is his platform out of step with average New Yorkers?
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Represents core values of average New Yorkers-------301 60.20
Platform is too out of step with average New
Yorkers -----------------------------------------------------------140 28.00
Undecided --------------------------------------------------------- 56 11.20
Refused--------------------------------------------------------------- 3 0.60
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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 07/09/2026
I'm enjoying it so far, and am not a Midwestern dad. Idk if that swings the needle.
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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 06/09/2026
@dennywhere.bsky.social someone faved this post and reminded me of it and I'll point out I actually don't know where this halfdollar is now, I haven't seen it in months so I guess it moved on.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Now in Gunmetal Grey!
A person in the background carrying a bag over their shoulder. In the foreground, a large gray cat sits beside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The text above reads "Introducing CATS FOR MEN™," and below the box, it says "The first feline designed for real, masculine men."
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VeGOREpunk AuHORROR @vegapunk-aurora.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
*Mr Beast voice* I HELPED THIS WOMAN TURN A ROOM FULL OF STRAW INTO GOLD USING ONLY A SPINNING WHEEL! IF SHE CAN'T GUESS MY NAME IN THREE DAYS, I'M TAKING HER BABY!
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₌🎴₌ 𝖒𝖆𝖈𝖍𝖎 𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖎 ₌❤️‍🩹₌ @machitoons.newgrounds.com · 30/08/2026
feel free to repost everywhere.
ROYALTIES FUND GENOCIDE
HARRY POTTER FANS WORLDWIDE

〃I can't NOT help Rowling kill kids-
mid games & merch are my personality!〃
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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 29/08/2026
Pet the Damb cat
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 28/08/2026
if I had presidential aspirations, I would be making clear that anyone who tries to take this sale has another thing coming
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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 28/08/2026
Hyped as hell to listen to Watch Guys
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I don't agree with arsonists but firefighters are too aggressive for me. I wish there was a... third way
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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 27/08/2026
Try giving things an 8, or even a 7. Scientists say there are lower numbers even, but IGN hasn't discovered them yet.
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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 27/08/2026
That's why there's numbers below the 10 you can give things successively lower ratings if there's a problem lol
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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 27/08/2026
I'll have to give these a shot
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 26/08/2026
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Judge Judy Ain't Got Time For That
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