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Skyl3lazer

@skyl3lazer.com

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Degenerate (former) Lands player, known cooking show watcher. Some strange mix of MtG and politics. he/him linktr.ee/skyl3lazer

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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 01/10/2026

Get polished

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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 24/09/2026

Ok then

I saw an employee eat a lantern fly

I was in line a few days ago at a popular grocery store in Fairfax and a lantern bug landed on something on the shelf in front of me. A guy was trying to catch it but an elderly employee then walked up to us and picked it up with her bare hands and chewed it up and swallowed it in front of us. I don’t know if I should report this to somebody at the store but I also don’t like lantern flies so I can see where she’s coming from

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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 17/09/2026

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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 17/09/2026

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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 28/07/2026

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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 27/07/2026

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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 22/07/2026

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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 02/07/2026

HAAANK!!! DONT ABBREVIATE COGNITIVE BEHAVIORAL THERAPY!!!!

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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 09/06/2026

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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 05/05/2026

"What can I helpest thou with?"

Withers from Baldur's Gate 3 showing off his big naturals.

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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 20/03/2026

happy to see the spirit of Maverick is still alive and well in standard

A screenshot of Magic Online, showing a Figure ofFable and Clarion Conqueror on the same side of the board.

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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 19/03/2026

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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 01/03/2026

Yeah I think the writer knew the score in this article

The first paragraphs of the article linked, which reads: "CHESTERFIELD COUNTY, Va. — When Brenda May heard a knock at her door on March 25, 2003, she learned her son was the first Virginian to die in Operation Iraqi Freedom. More than two decades later, she says U.S. strikes on Iran have given her the closure she has long been searching for.

Marine Staff Sgt. Donald May Jr. was killed when the tank he was riding in fell into the Euphrates River.

For decades, May said she quietly wondered whether her son's sacrifice in Operation Iraqi Freedom had meant anything."

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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 18/02/2026

Jumps care

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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 10/02/2026

thanks gray lady

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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 31/01/2026

And followup for May US: obamawhitehouse.archives.gov/the-press-of...

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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 31/01/2026

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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 13/01/2026

Again, *nobody likes this shit*, it should be the most straightforward win for the dems against Trump EVER, but they refuse or muddle the issue!

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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 06/01/2026

Steam's midweek deal 🤠

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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 29/12/2025

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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 23/12/2025

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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 23/12/2025

@themountaingoats.bsky.social what is the creature

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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 13/12/2025

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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 09/12/2025

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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 07/12/2025

Proof I am not making this up

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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 20/11/2025

Mr Muskrat has altered Grok's model to say he is th best at everything, with predictable results.

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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 06/11/2025

Zhao

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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 04/11/2025

got hogged

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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 03/11/2025

A general of the earth kingdom

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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 03/11/2025

Mai

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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 01/11/2025

June

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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 28/10/2025

Zuko

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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 28/10/2025

This rhino guy, though they go down in the fight

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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 28/10/2025

Iroh, if he's trying to stop them (he wins if he's attacking)

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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 28/10/2025

a trained fire nation guard

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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 28/10/2025

A team of firebending sages if they're taken by surprise

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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 28/10/2025

all of Jeong Jeong's deserters

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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 28/10/2025

This guy who sells various items, who is also MONO BLACK

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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 28/10/2025

Three adults pretending to be sick

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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 28/10/2025

An entire audience

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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 28/10/2025

a team of earthbending prisoners, unless they've been thoroughly exhausted first (?)

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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 28/10/2025

Haru, in general

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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 28/10/2025

I understand it's because they're game pieces, but I'm enjoying the A:TLA magic spoiler season because of this card, and how many other characters these children can defeat in 1 on 1 combat:

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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 28/10/2025

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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 11/06/2025

Every time these liberals accept the framing that 'just the bad ones' will be targeted, and they're able to think one step further to 'who decides who is bad'

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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 05/06/2025

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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 18/05/2025

Asian festival hopping

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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 13/04/2025

*thwap*

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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 09/04/2025

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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 31/03/2025

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