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Tamora's Pie Shop

@skyesidhe.bsky.social
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Professional Shakespeare nerd / D&D / Actor, voice actor. Crow-girl. she/her TamorasPieShop on CA/Venmo fansly.com/tamoraspieshop

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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
All corporate penalties & fees they incur for violating regulations & all their criminal acts, needs to be percentages of profits, for X years, rather than flat sums. I dunno, has to be ways of not making the penalties just “costs of doing business”. I can dream, & rant at clouds, yes.
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Grampa Simpson: Old Man Yells At Cloud Meme
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
PSA: The Trump administration changed the form used to register and request absentee ballots, removing the checkbox for US citizens who have never lived in the US(even though some are eligible to vote under state law). The change could block eligible voters and was made without proper public notice.
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
JFC
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Whyyyyy does this clinic have a MINI XYLOPHONE in the kids section of the waiting room!? What horrible sadist decided this was a good In Public Toy!?
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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 02/10/2026
I am once again asking everyone to leave Spotify
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Molly Crabapple @mollycrabapple.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
turns out that everything in PEN’s “report” on anti-semitism was a gross distortion or a lie. Thank you @jewishcurrents.bsky.social for this investigation jewishcurrents.org/what-pen-ame...
jewishcurrents.org
What PEN America Got Wrong About Antisemitism in Publishing
Misleading anecdotes, flawed data, and oversimplified analyses are at the heart of a narrative of Jewish exclusion promoted by the free expression…
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bravo. Local government with an actual ethical spine, can actually do something & make big corporations hurt at least a little, when they do disgusting unethical things for profit.
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@edidin.bsky.social weird question - do you happen to know if Magneto has ever performed Shakespeare?
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This mythos is not really helped by the fact that the baby's name is the same as my grandmother's, nickname and all.
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My neighbors have a baby. The baby has the tiniest chair. Somehow, at night this chair takes out on mythic proportion. The most melancholy chair in existence.
A photograph of the tiniest lawn chair alone, on a cement porch surrounded by tall grass. The light is lonesome and from above, and a small pool of Amber surrounds a minuscule seafoam green lawn chair.

There is an empty house behind it with a black and glass doorway. Everything feels somehow extremely Lonesome.
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey, are you subbing to me on Fansly? Cause if not...you're missing out on over 100 photos of this.... 😘😉 fansly.com/TamorasPieShop
An image of Tamora in a black moto jacket with red stripe, black stiletto patent leather ankle boots, and nothing else. She reclines in profile in a red leader chair with knees up, gazing at the face of a motorcycle helmet held in her hands. Amber and wine colored light glints off her bare thighs and strong calves as her side shave slides hair down her back across the copper studded armrest. 🖤🧡 🧡🖤
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just sang "thought you were a dead crow, but you're just a tee shirt" under my breath. So it's that kind of a day...
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just saw Wolverine get off my bus. Wonder what he is doing in Portland, and why he isn't in uniform..
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A closeup of a tattoo of a cartoon owl on the wrist of one gigantic Shakespeare nerd, dive bar as background.
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 23/09/2026
Don’t give enough of a fuck about trans people or Jewish people to quit substack over monetizing transphobes and Nazis? Is this cool with you, too?
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myrrh larsen @myrrh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“For we are Time’s subjects; and all that we love we must lose.”
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There is far too much conditioning and socializing and normalizing of light kink as vanilla. And you should be getting consent for actually vanilla stuff too, ffs. And a lot of cis men legitimately do not know this because they were never required to learn it. And my dudes - you need to learn this.
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The thing I wish men would learn about sex is that anything (and I do mean -anything-) that requires physical or relational force, control, or impact - no matter how minimal - requires explicit consent. That light spanking? A gentle hand on the neck? Pulling across the bed? Flipping me over? Yeah.
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 18/09/2026
AI has literally convinced multiple people to kill themselves.
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
sir you added a rape and extra jingoism to a Frank Miller text
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 15/09/2026
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Pacha's Perfect OK Gesture
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If I do an actual play Shakespeare themed D&D one shot at a strip club as a fundraiser for my arts non-profit, will you come? In person and streaming options both!
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I have this impulse to desire to be perceived as both attractive and competent by people I like or admire. And, as a 45 year old squishy little ace spectrum woman who resonates with few societal pressures about looks, this is both bizarre and pretty unachievable. What a weird place to be.
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Delilah is one of my favorite sexy people. Go follow and sub if you agree. No takes backsies, if you like their stuff give them $$
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 07/09/2026
A question we could face ourselves: what might we do differently, if we accepted that the police are not failing to protect the public, but telling us who they believe is worthy of protection?
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
We know A24 uses AI, they said it recently and I stopped watching. So I wouldn't be surprised. 🫠
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Could really use someone to spend hours worshiping me, cold skin against your hot mouth, laid out on these sheets like a monument.
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Run your fingers along the soft, pale dunes of my skin, and suck the salt sea from my pores. Cascade against me like the waves, stormheads brewing in our eyes.
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Between hypersomnia, adhd, comorbid chronic illnesses...it's been a long time since i had mental health, body image fortitude, time, or energy for a full photo set. Aren't you glad i did today? This full set (with helmet, very shiny shoes, and not much else) coming to fansly.com/TamorasPieShop soon.
An image of me in a black leather motorcycle jacket with a red stripe across the shoulders, patent leather platform ankle boot stilettos, and nothing else. 
I'm sitting in deep amber and wine colored light on an oxblood colored club chair. 
I lean forward, hair falling down my chest off the unshaven side and an imperious gleam in my eye.
I lean forward, the black motorcycle helmet with a constellation (Corvus) of reflective stars obscuring the most intimate parts of my breasts and between my legs.
The glint in my eye and angle of my chin make you want to fall to your knees and follow my exposed skin all the way neck to ankle. If only I would allow it.
🖤🧡
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Taka Hanazawa @takahanazawa.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
here's the thing about AI slop though: It is slop. even if technology were ethical the produce of those systems is routinely quite bad and boring. technical mastery of the medium is so little of what Good Art is. whatever your medium, there's no toolset which can obviate the need to Get Good.
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Taka Hanazawa @takahanazawa.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
all this optimistic midterm polling is making me fucking anxious cuz the DNC is gonna see those signals and get complacent and immediately do something to fumble it
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
it’s not prophecy babe i just pay clinically significant attention to the vibes
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 24/08/2026
Even for people who have never taken HRT, there are so many factors that go into making someone a certain sex. Sex is a collection of characteristics, a trans woman is arguably as “biologically female” as a cis woman without having any gender-affirming medical care.
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Sarah Giffrow @sarahgiffrow.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
We live in an overall very dumb timeline, but it does have some pretty excellent moments 😆
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
i yearn for the day i get to eat popcorn and sip a big gulp diet coke while watching every ICE officer sob their way through nuremberg style tribunals
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Trump is playing the tariff game again, so his family can buy up some more stocks. Give it a couple of days and we’ll probably have a “historic” new deal with Canada that’s basically the same as, or worse than, what we already had.
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Update: Nicholas Hoult upgraded to “on thin ice” status; Kit Harington found dead in a ditch variety.com/2026/tv/glob...
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Kit Harington Joins ‘Harry Potter’ Season 2 as Gilderoy Lockhart, Replacing Nicholas Hoult
Kit Harington will now play Gilderoy Lockhart in Season 2 of HBO's "Harry Potter" series, replacing Nicholas Hoult.
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Oops I have hit my cyclical awkwardly extremely feral part of being aspec. Kill me now (or you know, little death me now)
An image of me in a large black bathtub, peeking over the edge, shown tits to lips, but sfw. Silver and black velvet Greek goddesses adorn the wallpaper in the background. 🖤🧡 🧡🖤
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Delilah✨BDAY 10/28 @delilahgallo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Magic and science are both real. The magic exists and the science is how we can find ways to measure it.
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Royal @royalpdx.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
RFK can kiss my recently diagnosed 46 year old ass. God I hate this fucker.
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 11/08/2026
Just so eternally impressed that Elle Fanning carried The Great playing opposite absolutely no one for 30 episodes of television. Incredible, stunning work.
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TrickyC (he/him) @trickyc66.northsky.social · 12/08/2026
What you're living through right now is not reasonable and it's okay to make the rest of your life about waging justice not only against those who did this to us but also those who normalized it, enabled it and gaslit you.
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Mx. Tiffany Leigh @tiffanyleigh.northsky.social · 12/08/2026
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 (hoping against hope to attract the eye of biggie accts to encourage them to start using alt text b/c inexplicably most of 'em are aggressively allergic to doing so)
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It's so arrogant, insidious, and just reeks of him waiting until folks have forgotten. I will not forget the way he treated my friends, my colleagues. And even if they were strangers I would never forget.
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Anyway, I hope you come if you're in Portland. (This is terrifying, I have never done this before, please come!) rsvpdx.com/walkingshadow
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I'm creating my very first fringe show. And it's about Lady M. Because of course it is.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
If Washington can withhold funding, maybe it’s time those states considered withholding those tax dollars until the federal government honors its obligations.
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Trump Officials Withhold $1 Billion in Medicaid Funds From California and Minnesota Over Suspected Fraud
The administration accused California and Minnesota of fraudulent activity in their public health insurance programs.
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Let’s help Richard out eh?
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
like I'm putting this gently because I do GET what you're saying but we're already drifting uncomfortably into "why did ICE hire a super mentally ill guy to round up innocent people and put them in concentration camps and murder civilians?? they should have hired a normal guy to do that"
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