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Stay at home dad, actor, voice actor, improv comedian, DM, all around geek. Up and coming has been. 🖕🧊 royalhebert.com

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Royal @royalpdx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What the absolute fuck
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PBS News @pbsnews.org · 28/09/2026
The medical community is trying many approaches to help push back against the advance of Alzheimer’s and dementia. One leading institution is taking a different and unconventional approach to supplement the traditional treatments. to.pbs.org/3Unifo3
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How the Mayo Clinic is using improv to engage dementia patients
The medical community is trying many approaches to help push back against the advance of Alzheimer’s and dementia. One leading institution is taking a different and unconventional approach to suppleme...
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Royal @royalpdx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Shocking. I am shocked. This is my shocked face. Jeeeeeesus this guy sucks. www.kgw.com/article/news...
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Royal @royalpdx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm so fucking mad right now.
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Royal @royalpdx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I watched a man named Colby Gort ramp a motorcycle today.
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Royal @royalpdx.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Corporal! Is this squad ready for morning inspection?" "Yes sir! Dicks nice and hard just like you asked, sir!" "..."
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pnwpolicyangel aka Angelita 👼 @pnwpolicyangel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Perhaps Mr. Schmautz is talking about another bureau where people get fired for bad behavior? I recall Mark Kruger, known Nazi, working at PPB for decades before retiring happily. More recently an officer told a protestor he would’ve also shot Renee Good. He got some training, is back on the force.
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Royal @royalpdx.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Starting to think the Good Brain Drugs aren't working again. Great.
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Royal @royalpdx.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The PDX Broad-sliders
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship.
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Kris Wilson @kriswilson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 08/09/2026
the way this article gives no details about the abducted driver or their condition or wherabouts feels deeply, casually cruel
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Royal @royalpdx.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I love Taskmaster, but they can do so much better than Matt Lucas. Seriously.
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Royal @royalpdx.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Literally inspired by nazis. If you write this into a movie it'd be too heavy handed.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hardly surprised to see an Israeli bombing
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Royal @royalpdx.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Finally seeing Mandalorian and Grogu. So far my only strong opinion is that Hutts shouldn't speak English.
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Portland Mercury @portlandmercury.com · 02/09/2026
The Portland Mercury is suing a Portland city councilor. See our statement for details.
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The Mercury is Suing Councilor Dan Ryan. Here’s Why. - Portland Mercury
At its core, journalism is a public service. That can mean a lot of things: from “news you can use” like where to find a cooling center, or informative summaries of public meetings, to accountability ...
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Josh Ruben @joshruben.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
😍
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Royal @royalpdx.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Deeply fucked
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
we have immigrant concentration camps, diarrhea lettuce, zillion dollar gas, suicidal soldiers, measles resurgence, national park land sold to the highest bidder and teachers crowdfunding school supplies, but the real problems facing our country are a muslim senate candidate and an influencer
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Royal @royalpdx.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Fuck you very much too. Every person on a set is at *least*, if not way more, important than whoever is in front of the camera.
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Eskart(Commissions open!!!) @eskart.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Your "It's not disqualifying to fuck dogs!" tshirt has already answered all my questions
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 26/08/2026
The FDA just approved daraxonrasib, a breakthrough drug for advanced pancreatic cancer that doubles survival time. This is huge: pancreatic cancer was once thought untreatable. The researchers received a standing ovation when they presented the trial results, unheard of at scientific conferences.
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Royal @royalpdx.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I live in Clackamas County, so I can't help, but this should still happen.
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Royal @royalpdx.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Aww, not Dolly. 💔
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Kevin Hearne @kevinhearne.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The fact that Jeffries did anything but shout through a bullhorn EAT SHIT YOU FASCIST FUCKS means he’s not qualified to lead. Why is he even letting that pdf touch him? He is so unfit for the moment and Democrats should choose a different leader.
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Dr. Jess Hebert @jesshebert.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Six days hence: we will nerd rock your faces. It's free. It's fun. It's for you, you glorious nerds. Let's goooooo #PDX #nerdrock #music
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Royal @royalpdx.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Jesus fucking christ. Just hit her with a steel chair already! Take that dead-eyed, soulless, child-hating, power-hungry, brain-addled, fuckwit down to the ring and put her evil ass through a goddamn table!
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Naraka Final Ghoul @eris.anarchogoth.rip · 22/08/2026
"did you carve the hooded monk sculpture for the abbey yet?" "sure thing, boss, I made them insanely cunty, just like you wanted"
hooded monks, Beaulieu Abbey
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Dr. Jess Hebert @jesshebert.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
In case you think COVID is over, 12 members of Mt. Hood Rep got it this week, canceling their last 3 productions of Into The Woods and threatening to financially shut the company down.
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Royal @royalpdx.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Which young people? The nazis? Is that who you're talking about?
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Royal @royalpdx.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Starting to think the real shadow government is just uncanny valley, blonde, nazi women.
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Royal @royalpdx.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Jeeeesus. They're gonna get people taking them up on it, too. I hate this reality.
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Royal @royalpdx.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Ummmm.... aren't shocks to the chest like REALLY fucking dangerous?
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Kathryn Tewson @kathryntewson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
A King County Superior Court judge in Washington state has found that Kalshi’s trick of calling itself a “prediction market” doesn’t make it not gambling under the Washington Gambling Act, and has therefore ordered Kalshi to stop almost all activity within the state. Read more here:
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Judge orders Kalshi cease numerous Washington operations | Washington State
A King County Superior Court judge issued a final order requiring KalshiEX (Kalshi) to cease many of its Washington operations after finding that Kalshi likely violated the Washington Gambling Act and...
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Royal @royalpdx.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I don't know how to accurately express how angry I am.
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Royal @royalpdx.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"Caw, caw, bang FUCK I'm dead! "
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Royal @royalpdx.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A shitty and stupid and dangerous as this is, I'm not going to have any sympathy for any of the ICE ghouls that are gonna take that shock straight to the eyeballs the first time they sneeze. Because you know they're that stupid.
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Nick @ecosozialismus.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"I want these things. I want to say on the record right now I want these things. The public must have these things. But I don't think we should put it in this document." This is an actual quote I just heard on the live stream.
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gracias. lo odio. @shinyfab.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Loretta Smith is really trying to force 'nuh uh' legally and the lawyer is like 'not my farm'.
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Royal @royalpdx.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This is so disturbing. And so avoidable.
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Ibrahim Moustafa @ibrahimmoustafa.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
YES. *The characters do*. Publishers act like a creator comes along from the heavens to move the mythical needle. No. You just let that white guy play with everyone’s favorite toy (Batman, etc), and they liked it because they like that character. Then they follow that creator. It’s that simple.
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Royal @royalpdx.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I'm doing a thing! You should come see it!
Poster foran upcoming performance of an Improvised Movie double feature coming up at Kickstand Comedy in Portland, OR on August 29th.
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Royal @royalpdx.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
RFK can kiss my recently diagnosed 46 year old ass. God I hate this fucker.
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Rob Secundus @robertsecundus.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Comics media should be directly asking image, "you said that you would not work with Ellis until the victims were satisfied. He walked away from the mediation process. Why then are you working with Ellis?" And refusing to cover the book unless/ until they get an answer.
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Lmao imagine being used as straight up bait by your pedophile rapist boss
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Royal @royalpdx.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Let's see here *checks notes* NOPE! This one isn't a drag queen either. Huh.
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Rep. Lauren Boebert's Son Tyler Arrested on Child Sexual Exploitation Charges
Rep. Lauren Boebert's adult son is back in legal trouble ... he's been arrested on multiple felony charges tied to the alleged sexual exploitation of a child.
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