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Tamora's Pie Shop

@skyesidhe.bsky.social
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Professional Shakespeare nerd / D&D / Actor, voice actor. Crow-girl. she/her TamorasPieShop on CA/Venmo fansly.com/tamoraspieshop

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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
All corporate penalties & fees they incur for violating regulations & all their criminal acts, needs to be percentages of profits, for X years, rather than flat sums. I dunno, has to be ways of not making the penalties just “costs of doing business”. I can dream, & rant at clouds, yes.
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Grampa Simpson: Old Man Yells At Cloud Meme
ALT: Grampa Simpson: Old Man Yells At Cloud Meme
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
PSA: The Trump administration changed the form used to register and request absentee ballots, removing the checkbox for US citizens who have never lived in the US(even though some are eligible to vote under state law). The change could block eligible voters and was made without proper public notice.
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
JFC
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh hi
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Whyyyyy does this clinic have a MINI XYLOPHONE in the kids section of the waiting room!? What horrible sadist decided this was a good In Public Toy!?
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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 02/10/2026
I am once again asking everyone to leave Spotify
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Molly Crabapple @mollycrabapple.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
turns out that everything in PEN’s “report” on anti-semitism was a gross distortion or a lie. Thank you @jewishcurrents.bsky.social for this investigation jewishcurrents.org/what-pen-ame...
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What PEN America Got Wrong About Antisemitism in Publishing
Misleading anecdotes, flawed data, and oversimplified analyses are at the heart of a narrative of Jewish exclusion promoted by the free expression…
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bravo. Local government with an actual ethical spine, can actually do something & make big corporations hurt at least a little, when they do disgusting unethical things for profit.
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I mean, not weird question for you, or me for that matter....but maybe a bit out of left field for most. 😂
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@edidin.bsky.social weird question - do you happen to know if Magneto has ever performed Shakespeare?
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This mythos is not really helped by the fact that the baby's name is the same as my grandmother's, nickname and all.
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My neighbors have a baby. The baby has the tiniest chair. Somehow, at night this chair takes out on mythic proportion. The most melancholy chair in existence.
A photograph of the tiniest lawn chair alone, on a cement porch surrounded by tall grass. The light is lonesome and from above, and a small pool of Amber surrounds a minuscule seafoam green lawn chair.

There is an empty house behind it with a black and glass doorway. Everything feels somehow extremely Lonesome.
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey, are you subbing to me on Fansly? Cause if not...you're missing out on over 100 photos of this.... 😘😉 fansly.com/TamorasPieShop
An image of Tamora in a black moto jacket with red stripe, black stiletto patent leather ankle boots, and nothing else. She reclines in profile in a red leader chair with knees up, gazing at the face of a motorcycle helmet held in her hands. Amber and wine colored light glints off her bare thighs and strong calves as her side shave slides hair down her back across the copper studded armrest. 🖤🧡 🧡🖤
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just sang "thought you were a dead crow, but you're just a tee shirt" under my breath. So it's that kind of a day...
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just saw Wolverine get off my bus. Wonder what he is doing in Portland, and why he isn't in uniform..
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It feels a little embarrassing to feel it. But also so very, very certain and true.
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Maybe they don't know you see those? That feels like creepy lurker behavior but like..very unaware of how bsky works. 😂
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A closeup of a tattoo of a cartoon owl on the wrist of one gigantic Shakespeare nerd, dive bar as background.
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 23/09/2026
Don’t give enough of a fuck about trans people or Jewish people to quit substack over monetizing transphobes and Nazis? Is this cool with you, too?
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
From all I know about him I can say confidently - he would be fucking LIVID.
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That is a meet-vomit not a meet-cute! What the everliving fuck!?
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
With you? Always!
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myrrh larsen @myrrh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“For we are Time’s subjects; and all that we love we must lose.”
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hi bb it me! Sending solidarity and love and virtual under covers snuggles! Hoping the fluctuation settles into fall soon so I can enjoy some of the season...
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There is far too much conditioning and socializing and normalizing of light kink as vanilla. And you should be getting consent for actually vanilla stuff too, ffs. And a lot of cis men legitimately do not know this because they were never required to learn it. And my dudes - you need to learn this.
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The thing I wish men would learn about sex is that anything (and I do mean -anything-) that requires physical or relational force, control, or impact - no matter how minimal - requires explicit consent. That light spanking? A gentle hand on the neck? Pulling across the bed? Flipping me over? Yeah.
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I mean, I'm not gonna do it...but any way to claw some joy and artistic expression back into a life under fascist capitalist ogliarchy? Honestly I hope it makes whoever is into it deeply happy.
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Awe thank you! Yeah, I had to stop doing readings once the world sped up too much again (alas the life of a working artist with two day jobs), but it was a really special thing and I wish I could still do them!
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 18/09/2026
AI has literally convinced multiple people to kill themselves.
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
sir you added a rape and extra jingoism to a Frank Miller text
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If only this were a fake out and the show was secretly just a bunch of hot buff girls being fallen in love with by soft bois who don't want to fight her dad.
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 15/09/2026
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Pacha's Perfect OK Gesture
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Not sure yet! We're considering half seeded players, half slots for a donation, but we haven't nailed it down yet! I'll text you when we know more for sure! 💜💜
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Good, because I have needs from you re: our favorite strip club/dancers!
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yeeessss
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If I do an actual play Shakespeare themed D&D one shot at a strip club as a fundraiser for my arts non-profit, will you come? In person and streaming options both!
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I have this impulse to desire to be perceived as both attractive and competent by people I like or admire. And, as a 45 year old squishy little ace spectrum woman who resonates with few societal pressures about looks, this is both bizarre and pretty unachievable. What a weird place to be.
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Tried to write "so relatable" and autocorrect decided I meant "comparable" and tbh....
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Sadly I know this first hand as well. It's me. It's my brain not working well.
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
No wonder they're so terrifying
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Delilah is one of my favorite sexy people. Go follow and sub if you agree. No takes backsies, if you like their stuff give them $$
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I find the fact that you are fawning over Fawning deeply satisfying. Also now I want to read that
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 07/09/2026
A question we could face ourselves: what might we do differently, if we accepted that the police are not failing to protect the public, but telling us who they believe is worthy of protection?
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
We know A24 uses AI, they said it recently and I stopped watching. So I wouldn't be surprised. 🫠
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Could really use someone to spend hours worshiping me, cold skin against your hot mouth, laid out on these sheets like a monument.
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Run your fingers along the soft, pale dunes of my skin, and suck the salt sea from my pores. Cascade against me like the waves, stormheads brewing in our eyes.
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Between hypersomnia, adhd, comorbid chronic illnesses...it's been a long time since i had mental health, body image fortitude, time, or energy for a full photo set. Aren't you glad i did today? This full set (with helmet, very shiny shoes, and not much else) coming to fansly.com/TamorasPieShop soon.
An image of me in a black leather motorcycle jacket with a red stripe across the shoulders, patent leather platform ankle boot stilettos, and nothing else. 
I'm sitting in deep amber and wine colored light on an oxblood colored club chair. 
I lean forward, hair falling down my chest off the unshaven side and an imperious gleam in my eye.
I lean forward, the black motorcycle helmet with a constellation (Corvus) of reflective stars obscuring the most intimate parts of my breasts and between my legs.
The glint in my eye and angle of my chin make you want to fall to your knees and follow my exposed skin all the way neck to ankle. If only I would allow it.
🖤🧡
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Tamora's Pie Shop @skyesidhe.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Especially if you don't have a relationship with that crow already from feeding or something.
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