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no. @joles.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
applying for jobs again
screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question).

an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question:

"there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask.

it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same.
 
it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. “you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster.”

there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price

for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Quick Fix - Gator Days
Panel 1

August just fixed something on his boss's computer.

August: I fixed the problem.

Stuart: Thanks big fella! I could never figure it out.

Panel 2

August is confident that his boss could easily fix the problem on his own instead of requesting a fix two or three times a week.

August: It's easy. I could show you how I did it.

Stuart: Sounds complicated! I'll leave it to you.

Panel 3

August attempts to teach his boss how to do it. It truly is a quick fix. Something that just requires a keyboard shortcut and maybe a click or two. Stuart has zero interest in making his life easier.

August: All you need to know is a keyboard shortcut.

Stuart: Got a call to make! Talk to you later!

Panel 4

August feels slightly defeated but tries to take comfort in the fact that these types of tasks help show his worth to management.

August: I guess this is job security.

Stuart: AUGUST! COME BACK! I broke it again!
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
MX Daniel Shipwreck
In Lovecraft's "The Shadow Over Innsmouth," the narrator describes taking a supply of "cheese crackers" with him for lunch. A certain brand of cheese cracker was invented in 1921 - which means he quite probably took some Cheez-Its to Innsmouth.



jack @jackalltogether. 
clearly this is the innsmouth look
(Photo of goldfish cracker)


@grosspointbreak
"The Snack That Smiles Back" is my
favorite Lovecraft story
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Huh
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
If they wanted to take over the country, they only had to wait like three weeks until every technocratic nerd was unreachably distracted. They fundamentally do not understand us, and that is why they will lose.
Civ 7 comes out on February 11th 2025.
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Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Just sealed some idiot within my crystal
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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/01/2025
Cheese Stick Wrappers Piled On Desk Like Shed Skins Littering Cobra Pit
Cheese Stick Wrappers Piled On Desk Like Shed Skins Littering Cobra Pit
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 31/01/2025
It would be fantastic if major federal institutions would acknowledge that the executive branch cannot legally unilaterally cancel or redistribute congressionally appropriated funding on ideological grounds and thus they have no legal obligation to comply with such directives
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Trump funding freeze a blatant violation of Constitution, federal law: Legal experts
The Constitution, federal law and court decisions make it clear: President Donald Trump's order to pause federal funding is against the law, legal experts tell ABC News.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 30/01/2025
Humidifier Review xkcd.com/3044
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Emily's Curse @emkultra64.com · 29/01/2025
Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last. Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
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Dr Emma Salisbury @salisbot.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
I was writing about deterrence today and remembered my favourite way of explaining it
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🕸️ƊǗƝƓĘƠΝƁÏƬƇΗ🕸️ @dungeonbitch.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 23/01/2025
bad news for israel.. the last time a Palestinian came back from the dead they made a whole ass religion out of it
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Adam Rogers @jetjocko.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
The outgoing CEO of Weyland-Yutani says the experimental use of genetically modified xenomorphic aliens with acid for blood is becoming a potential problem.
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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
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John Green @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
That lukewarm take ain't gonna get you to the top of the HOT BSKY 100, Green. If you wanna make it to the top, try screenshotting something outrageous and indefensible, and then point out that it's outrageous and indefensible as proof that your tribe is civilized and other tribes are barbaric.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
A man looks at a dating profile on his phone that reads "Grant, 27. Kind and generous soul. Heart emoji heart emoji. Foodie. INTJ. Let's go on adventures together. The man reading it says "hey, I like adventures!." The man and Grant are tied to chairs in a dank basement. The man's shoulder is being serrated with a handsaw making a SHHLK SHHLLK noise. Blood flies everywhere. The man shrieks YYEEEARGH. His face contorts further as the handsaw cuts deeper. His mouth composes the majority of his face. Veins bulge from his neck. His eyes pop out like a toad's. His wails become so pained they turn into abstract noise. Grant, pissed, says "so I guess oyu lied when you said you liked adventures."
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
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