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she/her | transsexual episcopal priest | az | 'but thou art the same Lord whose property is always to have mercy'

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fun fact about Catholic doctrine on the death penalty, there's no carveout for "what if the guy was really bad"
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sam @sjchristopher.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Imagining an alternative universe where talarico is Methodist and gets brought up denominationally on heresy charges for this ad
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sam @sjchristopher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Church of the Advent, Boston just posted an AI-generated poster for their upcoming formation program. This now marks two shrine AC parishes in the Boston area that are using AI in marketing. (And that's not even mentioning the SCP conference last week.)
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AP Stylebook warns against anthropomorphizing AI systems: “Avoid language that gives them human characteristics… Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.”
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Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics. This is called anthropomorphizing, when we ascribe human traits, emotions or behaviors to non-human things, such as animals or inanimate objects.
Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.
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sam @sjchristopher.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Love flying into PHX where all the “welcome to Phoenix” ads are for doctors, the conservative Christian university, and tpusa funded/sophie cunningham’s grift yrefy
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Jordan Haynie Ware @godwelcomesall.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Encouraging people, again and again, to do the hard right thing when there is often no reward, and sometimes even cost, is unbelievably exhausting. It is always tempting to take the easy win, to look good rather than do good. There are so many rewards there.
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sam @sjchristopher.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A beautiful day for an ordination! Congrats @ancientspeak.bsky.social and @danielbentley.bsky.social!!
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Atkinson @maddavenport.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
On reflection, I think the lasting impact of 9/11 for me came from witnessing the Islamophobia, xenophobia, and racism that we allowed to enslave us. I was an older teen. Abu Ghraib made me realize that I could never be loyal to an idea of America again: that Abu Ghraib was what patriotism led to.
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sam @sjchristopher.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I generally don’t go Times Square when I’m in New York (I learned long ago it’s just a gross display of American Capitalism), but I made a rare exception today for a lovely 9/11 requiem at St. Mary the Virgin
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Scott Gunn @scottagunn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It’s super ironic that for the “Season of Creation” we are wiping out whole forests to print massive service leaflets with bespoke liturgies. Want to honor creation? Just use the BCP. 📕
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sam @sjchristopher.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Carne asada taco plate and jugo de tamarindo made under the loving eyes of momma Mary 🙏🙂‍↕️🫡🥹💖
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sam @sjchristopher.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My favorite Mexican fast food place near my parish has a Marian shrine in the kitchen with fresh-cut roses in vases on both sides of her statue 🥹💖
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sam @sjchristopher.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I love starting my week off by finding out someone has turned the parish trash bin area into their personal storage unit with a lock and everything
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Cody⁺ @cebmplus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I obviously adore Dolly…and also lots of people adored Jean Vanier and Cesar Chavez and were pushing for their inclusion on the sanctoral calendar. Waiting 50 yrs is prudent imo. But just bc somebody isn’t on the calendar doesn’t mean they can’t be kept as saints by individuals/local communities.
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FRANCE 24 English @en.france24.com · 11/08/2026
🔴 BREAKING - Lebanon becomes first Middle Eastern country to abolish death penalty
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Lebanon becomes first Middle Eastern country to abolish death penalty
Lebanon on Tuesday became the first Middle East country to formally abolish the death penalty. 
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BCP Minus Context @bcpminuscontext.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
And here we offer and present unto thee, O Lord, our selves, our souls and bodies, to be a reasonable, holy, and living sacrifice unto thee;
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BCP Minus Context @bcpminuscontext.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Take and eat this in remembrance that Christ died for thee, and feed on him in thy heart by faith, with thanksgiving.
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Josiah Hawthorne @josiahhawthorne.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
"So Joshua burned Ai and made it a permanent heap of ruins, a desolate place to this day." Joshua 8:28 Verses to live by.
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sam @sjchristopher.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
lol Lol
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Bridget O’Brien @bridgetemob.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I am theologically committed to a preferential option for the poor, so I very much affirm the centering of the ways the Meta glasses can harm children and I also, as an adult woman, do not want to be subjected to constant recorded surveillance. I do not want to be fodder for someone's Content.
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Erich @sparkleandmunge.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
A page out of the Polari prayer book, The Bona Breviary of the Fabulosa Innocents, for the feast of Saint Mary Magdalene.
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sam @sjchristopher.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Every time I learn more about the current stats of gambling, the more I feel like a 19th century housewife who is about to join the temperance union
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
While we’re on the subject, I also think it’s weird freak behavior to be an adult who makes Hating Children For Merely Existing their entire personality.
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sam @sjchristopher.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Have any of my fellow narthex clergy found a good way around the ableism in this week's collect? ("...and for our blindness we cannot ask.") ⚓
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Bridget O’Brien @bridgetemob.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I've seen the depressing reading statistics, and I've seen the depressing gambling statistics, but I had not seen them side by side like this before. Woof.
A study analyzing 236,000 responses to the American Time Use Survey found that the proportion of Americans who read for pleasure on any given day fell from 28 percent in 2004 to 16 percent in 2023. (The study looked at people who had read a book, magazine, or newspaper; listened to an audiobook; or read an e-book.) Gambling has become a more common leisure activity than reading a book: Last year, 57 percent of Americans placed a bet.
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I am the Ramen Queen @iamtheramenqueen.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
If you’re still reading or engaging with Harry Potter media, you might as well call yourself anti-trans because you are lining the pockets of this ghoul every time you do.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
It is not a great look that some senior Democratic leaders have had time to put out statements on social media about how much they'll miss Lindsey Graham but haven't had time to talk about these latest executions carried out by Trump's gestapo in American streets.
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Abby @arobertswrites.com · 01/07/2026
I actually do think the old timey preachers were sorta right about gambling.
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sam @sjchristopher.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I once had a parishoner look at me like I grew a second head when I mentioned Google maps. He then proceeded to roast his housemate for using a map from 2000(!!!!) to navigate by
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☀️Fer☀️ @ironiclark.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
As is tradition by now every year
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
OH MY GOD GUYS okay so priests who want back in have to find a bishop willing to vouch for them, swear fealty to Vatican II and then HAND-WRITE THE POPE AN APOLOGY LETTER (I gues so he knows they didn’t use AI? 😂) and are on probation for 1-3 years this is ten times spicier than I even thought
Reconciliation for priests
The procedure set out by the Dicastery for the Doctrine of the Faith, beginning on July 1, 2026, provides that a priest who has decided to leave the Priestly Fraternity of Saint Pius X - and who is willing to accept the Second Vatican Council and the legitimacy of the Novus Ordo Missae, while remaining attached to the ancient rite - must "find an Ordinary - a diocesan Bishop, a Major Superior of clerical religious institutes of pontifical right or of clerical societies of apostolic life of pontifical right, etc. - willing to receive him ad experimentum."

The priest must then "write by hand a letter to the Holy Father in which he presents himself and asks for the remission of the censures incurred because of the ordination he received from an excommunicated or irregular Bishop, or because, having been validly and legitimately ordained, he subsequently became a member of the Priestly Fraternity of Saint Pius X."
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Leah Litman @leahlitman.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
PLEASE STOP DESCRIBING BIRTHRIGHT AS 6-3, I AM GOING TO GO INSANE
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Scott Gunn @scottagunn.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The board of @forwardmovement.org has adopted an AI values statement to guide our work. Very pleased with this! TL; DR people make our stuff, not machines ⚓️ forwardmovement.org/ai-values-st...
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Values Statement on Artificial Intellegence – Forward Movement
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sam @sjchristopher.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Watching everyone have fun at pride when Phoenix's pride celebrations aren't until October because of the heat ⚓
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Squidward Watches Spongebob & Patrick Play
ALT: Squidward Watches Spongebob & Patrick Play
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Serene ⚓ @serene1662.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The ACoC’s trial liturgy for MAiD is starkly and rankly evil. Pure surrender to the secular world and the violent baal and moloch worship that it engages in. It is actually sick. ⚓️ This is the state of the North American mainline. This is what we must rebel against.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
an unexpected occasion of mercy is cause for joy and reflection. people sometimes like to detail, in response, the gruesome crimes of people the state seeks to execute, but it doesn't matter what anyone did: state sanctioned execution is barbaric, no less so than any crime it seeks to punish.
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Dr. Tessa Fisher @tessafisher.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Every time data centers are brought up, I'm reminded of a recent meeting I had with a person working in that sector who mentioned how important power demand modeling was, because they projected if the grid were to go down in Phoenix during peak summer, 30,000 people would die in the first 24 hours
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sam @sjchristopher.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
"...that you, being rooted and grounded in love, may have power to comprehend with all the saints what is the breadth and length and height and depth, and to know the love of Christ which surpasses knowledge..."
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Mark Joseph Stern @mjsdc.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
One reason I hate death penalty cases is that capital punishment is incredibly stupid and irrational. It's cruel, expensive, and serves no deterrent effect. It's rarely imposed, except against a tiny minority of unlucky defendants—and in those cases, racism almost always plays a role. Just end it.
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sam @sjchristopher.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
My spouse and I inherited this very cute black kitten (named Lupe, after Our Lady of Guadalupe) when we moved into the rectory of my parish, and she has taken to hiding around the corner to 'scare' me every time she can by jumping on my ankle and giving me kisses.
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sam @sjchristopher.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Let's gooooooooo
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madi mcvan @madisonmcvan.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
minnesota gov. tim walz has signed a bill banning prediction markes (kalshi, polymarket). first state-level ban of its kind. (sports betting via traditional/mobile sports books is still illegal here too)
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sam @sjchristopher.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
It looks like the third volume of Kate Sonderegger's Systematics is available for preorder! www.amazon.com/Systematic-T...
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Systematic Theology, Volume 3: The Doctrine of the Holy Trinity: The Missions of the Divine Persons
Systematic Theology, Volume 3: The Doctrine of the Holy Trinity: The Missions of the Divine Persons [Sonderegger, Katherine] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Systematic Theology, Volume 3: The Doctrine of the Holy Trinity: The Missions of the Divine Persons
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BCP Minus Context @bcpminuscontext.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Holy, holy, holy, Lord God of Hosts: Heaven and earth are full of thy Glory. Glory be to thee, O Lord Most High.
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that homie whos not gonna make it @nukboii.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
the brazilian century
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
If you wanna ascribe ai a personhood its that of a demon spirit, it can pretend to be human but it is not and you can never understand it and it will say and do things harmful to you that are perfectly normal to it cause it is an alien entity pretending at humanity to lure you in
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
But it is tho…chatting with ai should be considered like chatting with a malevolent demon that may seem like it can help you but you can never trust it and it may well drive you into madness
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sam @sjchristopher.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
T-4 days until the wedding and my betrothed and I went to the parish where we're getting married for a lovely compline cantored by @dhananjayj.bsky.social 🥹🫶💖💖💖
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KidzBoptotenlieder @theodramatist.com · 07/04/2026
There is absolutely no grounds for civilizational genocide ever, most especially when the one threatening has access to nuclear weapons. But it is a special kind of depraved, a special kind of Antichrist that threatens this for saving face because of a poorly planned war of aggression.
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