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🌇Sam🌃

@sistercity.bsky.social
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In the middle of a big tornado On the tip of everyone's tongue In the belly of a giant whale All the girls just wanna have fun ~Synthpop Forever~ Sam

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🌇Sam🌃 @sistercity.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Made strawberry ice cream in the creami with some nw berries and it turned out incredible but I might not use heavy cream for the next batch because the milk fat really coated everything
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Jane Eksie @janeismundane.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The Dark Alphabet
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🌇Sam🌃 @sistercity.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Knight: And so I came in here to collect a bounty on the dog monster I killed Innkeeper: Barghest? Knight: No I’m here for the bounty
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Mons00n @mons00n.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Was gonna take a break from here but John Blanche passed away so I wanted to just take a moment here to share his artwork that was so foundational to the Warhammer 40k setting. RIP to a legendary artist.
Warhammer 40k art of an Imperial Fleet in the cosmos, by John BlancheWarhammer 40k Black Legion artwork by John BlancheEmperor of Mankind Warhammer 40k art by John BlancheSisters of Battle Warhammer 40k Artwork by John Blanche
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Zombytrope @zoeytro.pe · 27/05/2026
FFXIV dungeon title card:
THANALAN
THE SUNKEN TEMPLE OF QARN
A speech bubble has been superimposed at the bottom of the image, pointing at a stone head.
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🌇Sam🌃 @sistercity.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
going to live in the universe where Hitchhiker's Guide was a massive success at the box office and the whole series being made sparked a massive resurgence of sci-fi comedy leading to massive film deals for Red Dwarf and The Public Works
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🌇Sam🌃 @sistercity.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
anti trump zionist gotta be one of the top funniest fake people to pretend to be
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
cant stop laughing at the extended roomba bit
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Dharma & Grogu
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Jason Meisner @jmetr22b.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
///BREAKING/// The feds are DISMISSING all remaining counts in the politically charged "Broadview Six" case days before trial, marking the final collapse of what had been one of the marquee criminal cases to come out of Operation Midway Blitz. Background: www.chicagotribune.com/2026/05/07/b...
chicagotribune.com
Judge tells ‘Broadview Six’ defendants ‘Congratulations’ and dismisses conspiracy count
A federal judge on Thursday dismissed the felony conspiracy count against the remaining defendants in the “Broadview Six” case, further winnowing a politically charged prosecution that is now down to ...
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 21/05/2026
If you are an adult and neither attend nor work at a college or university and you talk about students at colleges or universities you are a pervert. You are a check-their-hard-drive freak. Shut the fuck up.
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Toronto Man @fucklandlords.com · 20/05/2026
Text: Michael, Age 24. Wants to sleep all day and party all night

Image: A fashionable person
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
eternal mood
Sealab 2021. “You got any news that doesn’t suck?”
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🌇Sam🌃 @sistercity.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
masterful
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🌇Sam🌃 @sistercity.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
there's something about Far Side restaurants that I love. They're so strange in a way I can't quite touch
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🌇Sam🌃 @sistercity.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I got sun-dried tomato hummus and the pieces of tomato in it are so huge it absolutely rules life is good people
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🌇Sam🌃 @sistercity.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Pruitt Taylor Vince
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🌇Sam🌃 @sistercity.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
There he is
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Jocelyn Anderson Photography @jocelynanderson.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
A Sandhill Crane couple guides their colts over the metal bridge. This is the same couple that raised a Canada Goose several years ago. I can tell as the male Sandhill Crane is missing part of a toe on his left foot.
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🌇Sam🌃 @sistercity.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Capitalism is going so great though! What a bunch of nuts!
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🌇Sam🌃 @sistercity.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Love’s Secret Domain? Sounds like not my problem
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🌇Sam🌃 @sistercity.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Oh yeah job update people from my old dept keep asking me why I’m smiling all the time
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Corinne Green @ket.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
before going to vote last night she called me up front to show me she'd discovered how to make the sound of sonic the hedgehog losing his rings the yamaha fm synth chips and their consequences have been a disaster for the transfemme attention economy
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🌇Sam🌃 @sistercity.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Too beautiful a day to spend indoors taking the bait
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🌇Sam🌃 @sistercity.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Steady the Squirrel
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
We're here for the pharaoh’s money, not yours. Your money is insured by a complex system of IOUs, occasionally chiseled into stone, despite the modern assumption that this was a simple barter economy. Think of your families, don't try and be a hero
Neil McCauley in Heat
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🌇Sam🌃 @sistercity.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
🎵I’m a midnight grogu🎶
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🌇Sam🌃 @sistercity.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I love the gag in ghost world where he asks the video store clerk if they have 8 1/2 and the clerk looks up where 9 1/2 Weeks is
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🌇Sam🌃 @sistercity.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
What are we even doing here anymore guys how did you guys fuck this all up so bad so fast
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🌇Sam🌃 @sistercity.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
It’s okay they can subsist entirely on fell for it again awards when the hard winter comes
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Emotionally disentangle my genderfluid balls
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🌇Sam🌃 @sistercity.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I'm in my "Homer owns a bowling alley" era rn it fucking rocks
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
all this odyssey-posting has got me thinking about this again
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
michael rapaport owes me $25k
michael rapaport quote tweeting me 

Hey Dick Head, post the clip of me saying that and I’ll wire you
25K today like before sundown.Me quote tweeting michael bitchmade rapaport saying “take it up with the New York Post you dumbass clown”
I have attached two pictures, one of a NYP headline where rapaport threatened zohran mamdani with a “street fight”, and the other of rapaport getting hit in the face with a snowball
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🌇Sam🌃 @sistercity.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Dr. Teal’c is this anything
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🌇Sam🌃 @sistercity.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
One thing I absolutely believe is that Björk is 10 times more likely to negotiate world peace than any single person in American politics
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🌇Sam🌃 @sistercity.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Hi I’m Sam and you might remember my massively popular meme: youy’re frog
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🌇Sam🌃 @sistercity.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Ultimately might have been this picture
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🌇Sam🌃 @sistercity.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
The six genders are final fantasy 1-6
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🌇Sam🌃 @sistercity.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
It’s so funny that they took Dante’s Inferno, a story about a guy who faints constantly and hides in fear behind an old man most of the time, and made it a video game about stitching a cross in your chest ripping out death’s weaponized spine and slicing off cleopatra’s head
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🌇Sam🌃 @sistercity.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
We are actually moving towards the world of the post apocalyptic techno thriller: Blood Car (2007)
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
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🌇Sam🌃 @sistercity.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I came across a fallen tree I felt the branches of it looking at me
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🌇Sam🌃 @sistercity.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
These are flavored chocolate petals: rose, genmaicha, black sesame, jasmine, dark, and caramel black tea and it’s as good as it looks
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 14/05/2026
free reaction image for your use
a shot from an infomercial for thr ez cracker egg cracker
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Toronto Man @fucklandlords.com · 20/03/2026
How it feels to say Inshallah
Source: The 13th Warrior (1999)

Image: A Latinx Muslim
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🌇Sam🌃 @sistercity.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
*fires a volley of grapeshot at you*
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 14/05/2026
it’s crazy how much granblue fantasy relink seems to just be ff16 but good
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🌇Sam🌃 @sistercity.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
We got pepper a tiny little croissant toy that looks like him
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