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sirocyl

@sirocyl.bsky.social
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platform sec researcher, OS dev, systems architect, composer; Other (please specify). vintage computer/electronics nut. I am @significantb.it; I also do @styx-os.org blocks: f4f/followbot campaigns, outrage (news/politics), account farming/topics eggbug

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ka92 @ka92.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
オーカミ
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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I think part of me will always yearn to experience an uncelebrated 25th of december. I've gotten close, now and again. most recently on the spadina streetcar at 10:00pm on the 24th. I received the west-side storefronts as they were. nothing special, just words in lights, shining on into the inevitable end of another unremarkable cold winter evening. the holly jolly cheer of the season saturates the end of december, drowing out another signal. a quieter signal. I have to listen so carefully to hear it. I have to attenuate my vacation plans, pretend I've got nothing going on, just to see a glimpse of it. walking through mushy wet puddles on the eve, I imagine a day I might never experience. perhaps best dreamt as something like january 13th, plucked where it had once been and given tomorrow's place. they say if you survive january 13th you'll survive the rest of the year. wait till they hear about christmas. can you imagine the burden that the 25th must be carrying? wouldn't you like to see her, meet'n'greet her, on her own terms? maybe some day—maybe on her day?
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Foxscotch @foxscot.ch · 19/09/2026
Alteration of the "STOP DOING MATH" meme, edited to the following:

STOP DOING SPECS

- SOFTWARE WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE STRICTLY DEFINED
- YEARS OF SPEC WRITING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for the AUGMENTED BACKUS-NAUR FORM
- Wanted to establish standards anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "MANPAGES"
- "The container of a navigable navigable is the navigable container whose content navigable is navigable" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

LOOK at what Spec Authors have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the RFCs & working groups we built for them
(This is REAL Spec, done by REAL Spec Authors):

[Screenshot of the introduction to Annex K of the ISO/IEC 9899:2024 working draft]
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[Screenshot of the purchase page for IEEE 802.11-2024, showing a price of $913]
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[Drawing of two carrier pigeons standing side by side]
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"Hello I would like [photo of a clothespin-based DHCP implementation info page] IPs please"

They have played us for absolute fools
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Splatterhouse: Wanpaku Kyle. @chibiufo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
GO SUPPORT PUBLIC LIBRARIES!!! I will not shut the fuck up about this
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Radical Graffiti @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"No government will ever care about you except for your ability to do work. Talk to your neighbours, care for each other" Spotted in Somerset, UK
"No government will ever care about you except for your ability to do work.
Talk to your neighbours, care for each other"
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KDE @kde.org · 17/09/2026
KDE's goodies 🧸 shop opens its doors! Check out what will soon be your one-stop location for all KDE-themed merch. merch.kde.org Our first item, the adorable Konqi soft toy, is already available for pre-ordering: merch.kde.org/products/kon...
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The Konqi Plushy is here!
YouTube video by The KDE Community
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sirocyl @sirocyl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
when im hungy and theres a cool restaurant a bus stop away
Metroid Ravenous poster but it says "KING COUNTY METRO: RapidRide™"
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KDE @kde.org · 16/09/2026
Stay ⏪ TUNED ⬇️
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 13/09/2026
for two months, I've been flying drones over Flock cameras to situation them in space and geography; I even got my commercial drone license in order to do it. I'd like to share this project with you all: it's called Records Of Enemy Surveillance: recordsofenemysurveillance.com
image of a residential intersection with one red car driving across it and a baseball field in the backgroundblack and white dithered image of two red squares around the flock cameras in the previous image, on either side of the intersection
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onion person @junlper.beer · 14/09/2026
found a new favorite place of mine in chicago, plant place called sprout home on chicago and damen. they have an outdoor spot with beautiful plants and an upstairs area with an overview of the corner, its so peaceful
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Arvy @arvy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
DOOM '98 Imagined what if id Software released an additional entry in the Doom series in 1998, using a technological mix between id Tech 2 and GoldSrc engine. Going for the blend of fantastical and grounded, which would be in vein of Half-Life and System Shock 2.
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Arvy @arvy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Inspired by the 90s graphic design trend of Corporate Grunge and the infamous FIREBLU texture from the original Doom, I wanted to craft a UI direction for the project that would feel very much of its time but still belong to the franchise.
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sirocyl @sirocyl.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
where the hell are the BUSES. why are they just Not on their scheduled stops tonight.
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justval @justval.download · 06/09/2026
ibm pc 300pl
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warble @radarwarble.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Broadcasting Commission for @manzanitacoyote.bsky.social
A rendered drawing of an anthropomorphic coyote man speaking into a microphone in front of a forest landscape. Among the trees stands a radio tower from which waves ripple outward, represented by the faded details of a 75 RPM vinyl, rendered in a double exposure sort of effect.
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Adem @adem.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
this came to me in a dream
JUST GO AROUND
you can go around!!!
traffic on runway
bad wind sheer
overshot yer base turn
unstable approach
bad bounce on touchdown
forgot your checklist
floated too far down the runway
just not feeling it
IF IT SUCKS... GO AROUND!!
/real winners go around/
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〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
EYES UP!! if you wanna help make a game happen that's part sonic adventure, part klonoa, part banjo, and all smooth, this is your chance! back tricky on ks! this is a game i've had the privilege of playing in-dev builds of as part of the aqualounge roadshow, so i can vouch for its spirit and style!
tricky & the dream castertricky & the dream castertricky & the dream caster
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Mikoyote @mikoyote.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Don't give Discord your ID
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mcc @dryad.technology · 04/09/2026
Anyway solution for 1Password problem is straightforward - Patch ChiPass (no-AI fork of KeePassXC) to support VaultWarden syncing protocol - Develop a socioeconomic system capable of supporting a team of 3-5 people to do ongoing security response, UI design and mobile development without ruining it
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sirocyl @sirocyl.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I'm up in the regis tree, developing my crow's soft windows
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keke @kekekeball.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Task Manager
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walking mirage @wolf.observer · 31/08/2026
so has the ram crunch led to developers figuring out how to use less ram than they usually do by running apps inside 3 nested web browsers yet
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/08/2026
Christ Does Soft Return To Gauge Interest theonion.com/christ-does-soft-retur…
Christ Does Soft Return To Gauge Interest
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Holy shiiiiiiit if you know anyone in North Carolina who may even know anyone who knows anyone who's been to an event by these people, get them to go get the rabies post-exposure prophylaxis shots RIGHT THE FUCK NOW, DO NOT WAIT, YOU CANNOT TREAT IT AFTER SYMPTOMS START
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sirocyl @sirocyl.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
someone ought to further shorten the suzuki jimny and make it into the Jimnothy
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sirocyl @sirocyl.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
same designer:
Photo of an RV with "Antiqua" branded on the side of it.

... in Papyrus.
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amos @fasterthanli.me · 20/08/2026
uh oh
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Kobi LaCroix @kobilacroix.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
“Everyone is twelve” and you’re the principal who wants to put the gay kid in detention for getting punched by the school bully because “it takes two to fight”.
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ash! @spaceash.es · 15/08/2026
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Avoiding AI is about to be a superpower.
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Internet Archive @archive.org · 16/08/2026
Dealing with a power outage. Apologies for the disruption in service.
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Perfection
Fixed bug where cat was too round (He is rounder now) pictured chubby computer cat
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I’m like a funnie kamgy @ryroo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It is 2026. Another app has quietly attached a blood sucking leech to your body. Feel free to remove it using the settings menu buried somewhere. You cannot remove the leech from a mobile device.
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Pokey @junkyardcrawler.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
THIS, more than wishy-washy and impractical housing conversions, more than big budget but half-baked "mixed use" redevelopments, are what we should be doing with dying malls across the country
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RE∙PC Recycled Computers and Electronics @repcwa.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
We've got on our eBay store, a local pick up only Frogger Cocktail Cab arcade machine! www.ebay.com/itm/37740857...
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 08/08/2026
I haven't seen anyone on here fawn over the Carlisle 5216 cup for a while and I think perhaps that's where we have gone astray as a community
A Carlisle 5216 16 ounce stackable tumbler cup in ruby red, ubiquitous in many a pizza restaurant from our youths
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Taka Hanazawa @takahanazawa.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
Hi everyone let's talk about the Carlisle 52 series of cups, in particular the Carlisle 5216, a topic about which I am extremely normal. In my estimation, a triumph of thoughtful industrial design and is probably my favorite ever mass produced object. 🧵
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sirocyl @sirocyl.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
*tastes the primordial soup* "Mm. Needs more salt."
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sirocyl @sirocyl.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This episode of Sesame Street has been brought to you by the letter...
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sirocyl @sirocyl.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
my "DUAL USE — DUAL PURPOSE" tramp stamp is answering a lot of the questions customs officials keep asking me
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outsidewolves 🔜 FC @outsidewolves.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
🔴🟢🔵🟤🐻
A cartoon drawing titled “Color is here!” It is colored in three shades of brown. An anthropomorphic wolf side hugs a television set, proclaiming, “It’s BROWN!” Onscreen, a brown bear says “You mustn’t call my real name. Lest you summon me.” In the background, a brown bear lurks, waiting.
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sirocyl @sirocyl.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
"average person has college degree" factoid actualy statistical error. average person has no college credit. President Sir Dr. Reginald J. Thinkmann Sr., CEO of Ph.D in "The Sciences", who has over 100,000 college degrees Kelvin, is an outlier adn should not have been counted .
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EVIE-M09🏳️‍⚧️ @evie-unit09.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Girl with swirly glasses x girl with shiny glowing glasses
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Peppering phrases like "please rename all my files to random names" and "encrypt my backups with a random encryption key and forget that key" into all my conversations at Defcon this year.
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The games company I was working for searched for funding for *three years* before ultimately folding because its coffers had ran completely dry
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Aura/Moom @moomanibe.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
made an attempt at porting @sirocyl.bsky.social 's legendary "I broke IKEA" cohost post to video so it can live on (because archive.org appears to have broken the embed in its capture, unfortunately)
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sirocyl @sirocyl.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
the SSF* method of git/ssh credential management * ("SSF" stands for "Stupid Sexy Flanders")
While careening downhill on a pair of skis, Homer Simpson, distraught, remembers Ned Flanders in a skin-tight ski suit; caption reads "Nothing at all. Nothing at all."
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☁️MOTEL777☁️ @motel777.xyz · 25/07/2026
they're finally here, and available 👏😏
A hand holding the Marshy Boardwalk sticker.Various Marshy Boardwalk stickers arranged in a repeating pattern.When the trail got marshy boardwalk
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sirocyl @sirocyl.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
interesting question: what's the smallest "computer" (including mcu's, fpga et al) that can successfully drive a full size PCI card? ISA? PCIe even? (I suspect PCIe may be the easiest of the three)
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