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Sir Alonne

@sir-alonne.bsky.social
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Shoddy self taught fencer and HEMA nerd. Twentysomething transfem 🏳️‍⚧️ Miyazaki's weakest invader ⚔️ MDNI

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Dr. Hesse Daria⚡[bæddelstar galactica] @thatdoll.online · 12/10/2026
trans women are held accountable for the crimes of men more than men are held accountable for the crimes of men
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🦇 Katra Scariello, Spooky Apple Audio 🦇🏳️‍⚧️ @katrafiy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
people who cant handle the singular "they" are really not ready for the singular "y'all"
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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mimi 🔞 [ team rub + working on cmsns 🎨] @notsoknightly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
fighting back the urge to say emil when i look at this
Tumblr post by user callipygianblockhead posting a picture of the bottom part of a knight's helmet next to a dog muzzle. They caption it "These could be the same if we try hard enough."
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bug spray cody @aevris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
is it so wrong to yearn
a doodle comic with two panels. in the first, an anthro hare character has the thought bubble "maybe a woman calling me bunny would fix me." in the next panel, they clutch their head and hunch forward in pain. the ghost of a screenshot of discord messages is behind them, which has the first person say "i need a girl to kiss" followed by someone asking "do you think that just because you're a lesbian it makes that sentence any less pathetic"
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stovey @doorhook.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Galatea from Claymore. the text reads “A SICK ASS SWORD WOULD FIX ME.”
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smols/rachel @smolsdarklighter.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
"we need depictions of healthy sexual/romantic dynamics" thanks, but actually we need mandatory comprehensive sex-ed
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/09/2026
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
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NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
PORTLAND, OR—Admitting that he was completely at a loss over what he could possibly add, NSFW artist Caleb Driscoll told reporters Monday that he was struggling to improve upon the raw sexuality of th...
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Osaka, we 🐇 @osaka.zone · 25/09/2026
marital aid via: girlcockx.com/MAOCHE_01/st...
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reminder that in Canada upon becoming an engineer you get an iron ring made of a collapsed bridge, purposely designed to be uncomfortable, to remind you that your ethics demand you give a fuck even about the boring grudgework of such as double-checking your math. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Ring
en.wikipedia.org
Iron Ring - Wikipedia
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Matt Emmons @secondatbest.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The Knight’s Repose, this month’s entry in the riso print club. I’ve been wanted to draw some medieval marginalia for a while now, especially snail-related
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Mika Fae Queen of Night 🏳️‍⚧️ @msmaxwellmusic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the root of fascism is being a massive loser with no redeeming qualities so they latch on to a shared/invented national/religious/ethnic identity and cosplay the made up superior ancestors.
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tart🍋 @wyrmforge.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
often discussed is the artist who betrays their fetish by being too good at drawing feet but i think we should also discuss the monster fucker who is given away by drawing teeth too good, an equally valiant soldier
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 16/09/2026
As I was saying.
A screenshot of a thread of three posts by Alejandra Caraballo (@esqueer.net) discussing Democratic Party politics and transgender rights.
First post (2/4):
"The push to abandon trans people within the Democratic party has not been organic. It's been funded from the very top by the wealthy donors and consultants. Base voters on the other hand have punished candidates for attempting to abandon trans people. But the money won't be deterred."
Second post (3/4):
"They're constantly putting money into think tanks, media publications, and friendly substack grifters like Matthew Yglesias to get the Dem professional class to agree to abandon trans people. They've been banging that drum for 2 years now nonstop saying it's trans people's fault."
Third post (4/4):
"That's what this is about. It's them following the lead of Labour andopening the door to force the Dem platform to officially abandon trans rights for at least a generation.
You don't hate the donors and the consultant class enough."
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 14/09/2026
i do not think the public of the non england countries in the uk will be brave enough to break the union over trans people being the final straw so please, please prove us wrong and destroy britain and be free, free yourselves
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cola @colamander.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Ironlily @ironlilyart.com · 02/09/2026
Maximum difficulty strip mahjong😩
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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 26/08/2026
Dolly was not neutral. She was apolitical in that she didn’t talk about politics. But when it came to poverty, literacy, LGBTQ+ rights, etc. she was outspoken. She was only apolitical because she didn’t consider those things political issues - she considered them human issues.
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 24/08/2026
Weeks ago, Amnesty International caved to JK Rowling's threats and removed it report on anti-trans groups. But they didn't stop there. Now, it appears that the organization is issuing DMCA takedown notices to activists who saved the report. Subscribe to support our journalism. SB Investigates.
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Amnesty UK Reportedly Using Copyright Law To Erase Its Own Report On Anti-Trans Groups And Target Activists
After JK Rowling threatened to sue the human rights organization, it capitulated—and then reportedly issued takedown requests.
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guri @guriomatchbox.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
ダスクブラッドのカエルが気になっている #Duskbloods
#Duskbloods ダスクブラッドのカエル
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 20/08/2026
I've never seen such an effort to censor a document as I have the Amnesty International report on gender critical groups because of JK Rowling. They removed the report from the Wayback Machine and now I got a DMCA strike on my Google Drive for having it. It was deleted and removed from my account.
A screenshot of an email viewed in dark mode with the subject line "Google DMCA Violation." The email from Google informs the recipient that they have received a notification under the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA) that some of their materials allegedly infringe on copyrights. It explains the removal process, mentions that notice details will be posted on Lumen, warns against repeated violations, and lists one affected Google Drive URL at the bottomA nearly identical mobile browser screenshot of the Internet Archive's Wayback Machine. It shows a search for the same Amnesty International UK resources URL, resulting in the same message: "This URL has been excluded from the Wayback Machine."A mobile browser screenshot of the Internet Archive's Wayback Machine. A URL for an Amnesty International UK resources page is entered in the search bar, but the page displays the message: "This URL has been excluded from the Wayback Machine."
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Morbi @morbi.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Toy Story 4 asserting that random objects can be given life and bound by The Toy Rules simply by treating them as toys, suggesting a world where a submissive can suddenly be blasted with forbidden masquerade knowledge during certain kinds of kink sessions
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
stackslip
we're moving to an internet where children would be banned from reaching out for help and friendship online but abusive parents can post their children's every second online to humiliate and expose them for money with no pushback
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
boringkate
You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.
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sadie avery lake, tstv.show heiress @lake-scum.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
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Pudding (spicy) 🍮🔞 @puddingdraws.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The people have spoken, and here it is: a chunk of concrete
Pencil drawing of a chunk of concrete. Bits of rebar can be seen sticking out from where the concrete has broken off.
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Jay Castello 🌻 @jaymcastello.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
something horrifying has come to me in a vision
a venn diagram where the three circles are "no one can afford graphics cards," "running out of IP to remake over and over," and "ongoing strangling nostalgia effect," and the central overlap is "upcoming AAA "demake" trend."
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Kayleigh McKee 🟡, Blinded my a billion brilliant lights @ghaspey.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Tell Twitch to leave out AI at this link! Its seriously just a button click as long as ur signed into Twitch! twitch.uservoice.com/forums/92338...
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Sophie Labelle @assignedmale.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
A dark day for human rights.
four frame comic. first frame shows the logo of amnesty international. second frame shows jk rowling, smiling in the dark. third frame shows an empty classroom, with a pride poster almost falling from the wall. fourth frame shows a trans flag flying in the wind. text above all the images reads : 
on july 8th, amnesty Inter-
national uk published a report
titled “A Growing Threat: The
Anti-Rights Movement in the UK.”
it listed 117 orgs, including anti-
trans and anti-queer ones
backed by jk rowling.
the backlash was immediate
and brutal : rowling pledged
to cover the fees of anyone
who wished to sue amnesty.
the report was taken down
within 48 hours.
this morning (july 31st), amnesty
fully capitulated and released
an apology to anti-trans orgs,
which, it said, should not have
been "collectively labelled as
anti-rights". rowling
celebrated.
an organisation that
bravely faced fascist regimes
and reported human rights
violations for 65 years has caved
to rowling's power and bigotry.
it's a dark day for human rights.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026
A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set theonion.com/a24s-elden-ring-film-s…
A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set
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transsexual anarchy CEO 🔆🥦 @bella.meangirls.online · 16/07/2026
with news about the medicaid work requirements pouring in i really have no idea what to do except ask for y'all's assistance. the state just openly wants me dead and they're probably going to get what they want. this is not only harm reduction but basically my only chance at survival.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 14/07/2026
Don't fall for this. Rowling wants trans people to self censor and to stop sharing the report. If this report really was as defamatory as she claims, she wouldn't be cheering on its spread. What she really wants is a costly settlement from AI UK, humiliating apology, and permanent silence.
​A screenshot of a thread on X (formerly Twitter). The main post is a quote tweet by J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling), which reads:
​"Shout out to all trans activists sharing the blacklist of women's and gay rights organisations published by @AmnestyUK! You're demonstrating very effectively that in spite of their hasty backtrack it can be easily accessed forevermore, increasing legal liability. Thank you! ❤️"
​Rowling is quote-tweeting a user named Lesbian Lenin 🇵🇸 🔻 🇵🇸 (@xstaffsuck), whose post reads:
​"The report btw, documenting how TERF orgs work hand in hand w/ anti-abortionists, christian nationalists, & anti-LGBT+ (yes, you too, c*s queers!) orgs to push trans genocide
​To be anti-trans is to be anti-abortion, is to be a christian nazi, is to be anti-queer
​Report is below"
​The user @xstaffsuck is, in turn, quoting an earlier tweet from J.K. Rowling, which reads:
​"Should any of the women's organisations targeted by @AmnestyUK's recent 'anti-rights' blacklist wish to take legal action, applications can be made to the JK Rowling Women's Fund. jkrwf.org"
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 12/07/2026
Amnesty International put out a major report documenting the influence of UK based anti trans gender critical organizations and their funding. Within hours, GC groups threatened defamation lawsuits and Amnesty was forced to pull it down. Proving the point they're anti rights. Anyways, here it is.
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Sir Alonne @sir-alonne.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Honestly rate yourself Looks: 9/10 Creativity: 7/10 Humour: 6/10 Mental health: 7/10 Empathy: 8/10 Patience: 5/10 (varies a lot with context) Short term memory: 2/10 Long term memory: 9/10
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Don’t ban kids using YouTube. Make YouTube behave like a broadcaster. Pay creators. Reinvest in the creative industries. Pay fair tax back into creators’ economies. Follow guidelines on fair usage and copyright. Play fair. It’s bigger than TV now. Make it behave like TV.
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Blades and ladies @bladesnladies.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Couple of photos from Chizu dressed in 16th century garb with a katanakatzbalgerkriegsmesser.
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hobocufflinks @hobocufflinks.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Thank you @saintriot.bsky.social for commissioning me for my first ever animation Not my first animation commission. My first animation, period. #art #animation #Nightreign #eldenring #fanart #emote
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 22/05/2026
As a science fiction writer I really fucking resent tech bros for ruining the phrase "artificial intelligence." 80 years of it being all about cool androids and interesting computers destroyed by five years of "Spicy autocorrect making everything shittier for money." NEVER FORGIVE.
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Strawbærry Narwhal ‽↙↙↙ @strawberrynarwhal.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
AI bro crashes out after having to do 1 thing that took effort peak comedy
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Kati Knitt @katiknitt.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
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Aaron - Thorgi's Haunted Arcade @thorgisarcade.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Two weeks ceasefire, you can impeach his ass in two weeks. Call your reps every day and say if they aren't willing to impeach now then you can't trust them to do anything and you'll vote them out the first chance you get.
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Elbi @elbi.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
@attie.ai, for those who wanna press the funny buttons too
Screenshot of me blocking the attie.ai account
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Killvia Bones 💀💜 @vestenet.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
a woman's back muscles. share if you agree.
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Sir Alonne @sir-alonne.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Hollow Knight gets both games because it's peak. my9games.com
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Heavy Lashes @heavylashes.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Spring is coming 🤍
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marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
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