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nerdydodger @nerdydodger.bsky.social · 4h
going into the nlds like "you won 2 in a row, if they lose this year it's fine" and watch Saturday ill be stressed as hell
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 4h
Fuck @gavinnewsom.bsky.social. Grow a pair or run republican you fucking Reaganite coward.
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 4h
…wanted to play Philly
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
PCA stands for Poop Crap Asshole
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Everyone who is a fan of the Houston Astros is a clown who drinks piss. No offense
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I want to personally thank The Pope™ for smiting the Stros.
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
September 29th means October baseball.
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rocket League stands on the shoulders of Blitzball.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Week in tunes
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Every day is either a fuck Sony or fuck Microsoft day it seems. Today is a fuck Microsoft day.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bungie Rehire The People You Laid Off
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You know I had to do it to em.
Ed Sheeran replacing the similarly posed Alec MacKaye on the cover of the Minor Threat discography cover.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I wish there were a single sentence that could simultaneously encapsulate and explain every single problem we have in modern society.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Borat Voice My Wife With The Thrill Kill Kult
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Week in tunes
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Have you considered f
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Forgot to post my week in tunes yesterday
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brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 05/09/2026
i should be able to use FSA for tattoos I'm not even joking
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
👀📹✂️🧿
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Talking to the og homie @kendallcaroline.bsky.social about this and that and the other, and we agree… when it comes to interior design, the Catholics really do dominate the Protestants
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Week in tunes
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Microsoft Office’s grammar check is incorrect more often than not.
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Reading comprehension at an all time low
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Soulslikes are overrated. You can be a real gamer tm without being sweaty.
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Week in music chart, a day late and $30k short.
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
At a bar. Shootin the shit. Dude’s from NorCal, we’re talking sports with some good natured ribbing. Dodgers Giants A’s Kings Sharks all mentioned. I mention the WPBL and he scoffs and walks away. Anyone wanna start a gofundme for bond?
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Week in tunes
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Happy 818 Day to all who celebrate, and go fuck yourself to those who don’t. music.apple.com/us/album/won...
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Won't Be Disgraced - Single by God's Hate on Apple Music
Album · 2026 · 3 Songs
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HEALTH @health.band · 15/08/2026
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Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
HALF NELSON was a 1985 Joe Pesci TV series that was cancelled after 9 episodes, but its intro seems to last forever via an escalating cavalcade of absurd cast reveals, underscored by a theme song that feels like a gag gift when you can't license "I Love L.A."...
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Dear every fucking app in existence ever, Stop prompting me to turn notifications on. I turned them off with intention. You’re wasting all of our time. Best, Me
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Week in tunes
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Lakers are being sold to a Josh Kushner and Bob Iger
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fucking fuck. Fucking fuckers. Fuck.
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Week in tunes
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I don’t give a fuck what the dodgers are doing.
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Peeing in a portapotty while watching Shakespeare in the park feels more historically accurate.
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Kendall C. Avery @kendallcaroline.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
People hating on the dodgers for “ruining baseball” while they’re playing like this is actually pretty funny.
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Rowan Kavner @rowankavner.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The year is 2050. Manager Miguel Rojas has the Dodgers in position to win their 27th straight World Series championship. Kaj Betts is tracking toward MVP honors. They acquire C Ben Rortvedt at the deadline.
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
A lot of people are dredging up the past trying to figure out where society went wrong and are pointing to the U2 album being frontloaded on Apple devices… bruh, literally no one who matters gives a shit. Harambe forever. #DicksOut
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Lin Manuel Miranda don’t gotta cuss in his raps to win Tonys; well I do. So fuck him and fuck Andrew Lloyd Webber too.
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Went to bed early on the east coast last night and woke up to great Dodgers news.
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
All I’ll say is that this era of Dodger baseball fucking rules when you don’t have some loser in your ear complaining about how they’re ruining baseball. What a time to be alive, truly
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
christ if that’s not a metaphor for our times
reuters: 

Sunken Nazi warships resurface as water levels drop
Scuttled German WW2 warships have reemerged from the Danube in drought-hit Europe.
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