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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 34m
Freddie “I Can Do The Worm If I Want To” Freeman will have a Dodger cap in Cooperstown.
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JRKuervo @jrkuervo.bsky.social · 52m
Los Doyers!!!!
A bobs burger ad that says let’s go Doyers
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 59m
It’s still fuck The Chop
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 1h
Did that paint the top of the zone? Looked high to me.
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 1h
I would like an Awooo. As a treat.
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 1h
Fernando
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nerdydodger @nerdydodger.bsky.social · 1h
I hope whatever it is clears I would hate for miggys final season to end on that
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 1h
I hope Miggy is ok
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 1h
☄️🍻
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Chad Moriyama @chadmoriyama.bsky.social · 1h
He's talking about the size of his nuts here.
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 1h
Insurance runs so I can relax, PLEASE
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 1h
Olson wanted to challenge so bad and he didn’t and he probably should’ve lol
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 1h
Better yet, I wanna DM a D&D game with Kiké, Mookie, and Freddie.
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 1h
I want to grab a few beers with Kiké and play Magic the Gathering.
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 2h
Harrison Ford voice: “You belong in a museum.”
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 2h
Solid effort!
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Kiké Hernández is proof that all you need to do to be hot is 1. have a good sense of humor 2. be good at baseball for one month of the year 3. hate ICE
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illliterate.bsky.social @illliterate.bsky.social · 2h
catch that one, bitch
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 2h
Told y’all. Mr Kiktober is in the house.
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 2h
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 3h
That was an unfortunately impressive rob.
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 3h
Markus “Mookie ‘Ball Is Life’” Betts
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 3h
And Yamamoto
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Rachel Scarlett @rachelscarlettg.bsky.social · 3h
nobody is worried about anyone bunting shut up smoltz
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 3h
A for effort Yama
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 3h
That was just Kiké’s warmup
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 3h
Yamagoato
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SoCal Librarian @socallibrarian.bsky.social · 3h
At least Sale’s pitch count is over 20
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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 3h
What do you guys think the cell phone belt holster per capita is in that stadium right now? God damn I couldn’t be in that place for one fucking second. WOOF.
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 3h
static.klipy.com
Dancing Letter D Cartoon
ALT: Dancing Letter D Cartoon
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 3h
Way to be, Markus
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 4h
THEY PAY ME IN WOIMS
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 4h
#itfdb #nlds
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CJ: Ah Shit, Here We Go Again
ALT: CJ: Ah Shit, Here We Go Again
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Aw beans.
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Awoo
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bailalo Roki
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No.
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Imagine stringing together multiple base hits in a single half inning.
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nerdydodger @nerdydodger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
teo please, just to make people shut up
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Boob itch.
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Kendall C. Avery @kendallcaroline.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Boo, bitch.
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Rich Hill’s Blister @blisterrich.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Braves fans burning their Freddie jerseys
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
FREDDIE FREDERICK FREDWARD FREEMAN
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That’s what I said 😂
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He can be multiple things.
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Kiké Hernandez is the Miguel Rojas of the Dodgers
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Saying what you said stat wise for a given batter two at bats in a row is bad and lazy commentary.
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Is that a different Marlins Man™?
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rest in pieces Poop Crap Asshole
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simpsonsXcore @simpsonsxcore.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Playoff commentary is the worst.
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