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via Dr Dorothy Cashman, 'Gill’s Irish Phrase Book, A Conversational Manual for Everyday Use', circa 1900. The section on 'Meals' takes a dramatic political turn at the second last entry

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Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 19h

"By using AI, tasks like essays that used to take hours can be completed in minutes!" Sure, like how if I arrive at the gym and immediately go for a shower, my workout is done in record time. And if I throw my sandwiches straight in the bin, I can finish my lunch in under 10 seconds.

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Eirlys (Simple Carrot) @simplecarrot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Excellent. Now get rid of the LED headlights.

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Squidge Rugby @squidgerugby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The fact every broadcast, podcast, and discussion about the regional situation now involves somebody saying "hopefully they stay at four teams" is a very telling sign of how the situation has changed. It truly has become the WRU vs everybody else in Wales.

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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Great encapsulation of conservatism. “Well I got mine so who cares what happened to anyone else?” bsky.app/profile/jord...

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026

[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right

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Paul Blinkhorn @paulblinkhorn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Look peasants, just because you spent hours + £££ getting tickets doesn't mean you can see the Bayeux Tapestry. Some people FAR richer and more important are having a look. What? No, of COURSE they didn't have to queue up or buy a ticket or pay for a hotel + train fare, only oiks like you do that

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Neil Mackay @neilmackay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Rich privately educated prick who wasn’t even born until 1984 recasts era of rioting, poverty and mass unemployment as Britain’s golden age. Thatcher was the worst thing that ever happened to Britain

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Eirlys (Simple Carrot) @simplecarrot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Absolutely the fuck not. This is what happens when you put the bloke from Google in charge of the beeb.

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Sheldrick Wildlife Trust @sheldricktrust.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

With style and determination – and no small amount of heaving and hoisting – Wamata clambered her way over the fence and into her own paradise: the fenced area by Max's stockade, where the older orphans sneak in for some illicit pre-forest browsing. www.sheldrickwildlifetrust.org/orphans/wamata

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026

Google finally updated some of its satellite images of Gaza and my god, it's horrific. The entirety of Rafah has been demolished. The majority of Khan Younis is in ruins. Entire towns completely leveled and erased of the map.

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Eirlys (Simple Carrot) @simplecarrot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

How the hell do you compromise? Let them walk half way down the street, then turn them round and send them back?

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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

You're alive for around 700,000 hours. Why waste a single one of them arguing with cunts, when you can block them in 1 second?

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Man Smiles, Job Done

ALT: Man Smiles, Job Done

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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan!

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Squidge Rugby @squidgerugby.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I feel like we don't spent enough time talking about how like 80% of rugby cliches are just something genuinely really funny Bill McLaren said once on the spur of the moment and we now repeat ad nausium forever

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Evans The Crime @evansthecrime.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fellow fans of court sketches will find much to appreciate in this portrait of rubber dingy botherer Daniel Thomas. ✏️ Elizabeth Cook

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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

it’s literally impossible to be “economically inactive”

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manonradge.bsky.social @manonradge.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Siomedig iawn. Mae ffyrdd dibynadwy o gyfleu newyddion a ffeithiau yn cael eu herydu.

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Rosamundi @rosamundi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Anyone who's suffering from a sudden attack of cognitive dissonance, remember, it's "Jacob Rees-Mogg agrees with me for once," and not "I agree with Jacob Rees-Mogg." Hope that helps. 😁

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Emma Yeomans @yeomans.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Worrying scenes in the Channel today, for all interested in asylum policy and maritime tactics. A small boat from Normandy spent more than 30 hours at sea. Those on board now on their 2nd rescue vessel as Border Force forced to play cat and mouse with far-right activists who have their own boat.

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Sei Williams @seiwilliams.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

So, all the party leaders in the Senedd are now gogs, then?

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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Secret Panel HERE 🐻 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/silly-mood-89564928

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FinnMackay @finnfox.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

"Sentencing the boy, Judge Ian Lawrie told the court the stabbing was a "very troubling event" but he did not take the view that the offender was a "danger".....

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UNHCR, the UN Refugee Agency @unhcr.org · 21/09/2026

As world leaders gather at #UNGA, we ask that the world’s largest displacement crisis stays in focus. The world must not look away. #KeepEyesOnSudan

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James Austin @jamesdaustin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

There are other reasons to do it, but tbh 'wrecking ball to the gambing industry' is enough incentive

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Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

🎼 I LIKE BIG CRUSTS AND I CANNOT LIE, YOU OTHER BAKERS CAN’T DENY, WHEN A LOAF POPS UP LIKE A ITTY BITTY CAKE WITH A SLICE THAT’S IN YOUR FACE, YOU GET… 🎶

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NationCymru @nation.cymru · 19/09/2026

A children’s procession through Swansea city centre has been cancelled after a far-right march led by a convicted criminal was announced for the same day and location ✍️ Emily Price

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Far-right march forces cancellation of Swansea children’s procession

Emily Price A children’s procession through Swansea city centre has been cancelled after a far-right march led by a convicted criminal was announced for the same day and location. A 100-foot Future G...

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🎃 Agent Pumpkin 🎃 @agentpumpkin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings remake, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:

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Fozzie Bear & Kermit The Frog on The Muppet Show Stage

Alt: Fozzie Bear & Kermit The Frog on The Muppet Show Stage

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🏴Djinnuwine👁⃤ 💙❤️💚🧿 @johnny.6witch3.com · 18/09/2026

How does “specs offenders” strike you?

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Squidge Rugby @squidgerugby.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Lads

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Debbie Moon @debbiemoon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Continuity Year Zero. No ludicrous backstories, nothing about the Doctor's origin, the time war, Gallifrey... Just a person in a box, with human friend, helping out. "Where am I from? Oh, doesn't exist any more. Anyway-" When a classic foe appears: "Urrggh, these guys again," and nothing more said.

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Athena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The only way they would shut down AI is if it became self-aware but started to say things like 'net zero now' and 'stop destroying orangutan habitat'. Do you know how quickly they pull the plug if AI came out as woke 😂

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Eirlys (Simple Carrot) @simplecarrot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

And as much as I don't think there should be a king, there's is one. And he needs to get his arse down there too. That will get the BBC's attention.

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Eirlys (Simple Carrot) @simplecarrot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

They need to say clearly that the RNLI risk their lives to save people, and if you're attacking them because a small number of the people they save are foreigners then you need to sort your life out.

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Eirlys (Simple Carrot) @simplecarrot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

As others have said, Burnham needs to go to Portsmouth. I know he's sort of on bereavement leave, so maybe someone else would need to go, but someone from the govt needs to go there. And when they do, I don't want any crap about legitimate concerns.

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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I remember outrage about Just Stop Oil blocking a street, just in case an ambulance had to drive down it. Not because an ambulance was prevented from doing so, you understand. Just the abstract idea that one might have to.

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James O'Malley @jamesomalley.co.uk · 17/09/2026

Burnham should visit an RLNI station and thank the volunteers. There's no way that the vast majority of people, even those who are more hawkish on immigration, are not going to side with the RLNI over a mob of balaclava-wearing thugs.

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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Wow

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Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Given that a barely qualified psychiatrist making one 10 year old briefly go without meds warranted weeks of primetime coverage about how #ADHD is a myth, this report, which is orders of magnitude more conclusive, will surely receive even more attention. Any minute now... #TheGreatADHDMyth

ADHD is not being overdiagnosed, major Government report set to find
Hello and welcome to The Essential, where we dig deeper into today’s big stories.

How much help should someone with ADHD receive – in clinical support, employment and via social security? It’s a live debate in Whitehall, because of rising costs for the NHS and UK benefits. For some, the idea that far too many people are being diagnosed with ADHD or autism has taken root.

But what does the evidence show? A new, landmark Government review – authored by clinicians – has concluded that ADHD and autism are not widely over-diagnosed in the UK. Read our exclusive report here, which explains what the experts say ... and what they think should happen next.

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Eirlys (Simple Carrot) @simplecarrot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

This is vile. I've always hated the whole "don't use contemporary morals to judge the past" thing. As if nobody thought it was wrong at the time. It's rubbish.

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Siân Pearce @sianp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Jesus fucking christ

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