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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I wrote this quickly at a bus stop and didn't realize it would go viral, or else I would have worded it better. But the point is that the media is too credulous about AI killing everyone in 10 years (how?) when climate change is killing people now and will only get worse (we know exactly how).
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simone @simonemoney.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
guy came up to me on my ride on a motorcycle and said he expects to see a lot more people riding these soon, complained about gas prices and then rode off (just to get passed by me in 50 feet obvi)
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simone @simonemoney.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Even this new "ebike injuries in ER up 50%" is exclusively being reported on in bad faith. 50% up from what? people just started doing this! If we ban ebikes, we should also ban Pickleball
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simone @simonemoney.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Where was bob kraft when he extorted 1800$ from me and made me watch a goalless draw between England and Ghana.
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Lucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
bad teams list
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simone @simonemoney.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Crazy sale on an incredibly odd Canyon(?! lol) ebike www.canyon.com/en-us/electr...
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Pathlite:ON 5 SUV step-through
Explore the outdoors without breaking a sweat. Ride further and easier thanks to an easy-mount frame, incredible Bosch power, a large 500 Wh battery, and reliable Shimano components.
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 03/09/2026
Americans doing school pick-up: Let’s surround the school with idling 3,000-pound vehicles and createa cloud of carbon dioxide for these young lungs to breathe as soon as they step outside.
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Democrats @democrats.org · 03/09/2026
WIN: Virginia Democrats have officially banned convicted domestic abusers from purchasing firearms. Nearly every Republican voted against it.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/08/2026
“Women who average more than 8.4 points, 2.3 rebounds, or 1.3 assists per game clearly have an unfair biological advantage over women who don’t, and we need to maintain a level playing field.” — Sophie Cunningham
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Sophie Cunningham Claims Any Woman Who Averages More Than 8 Points Per Game Should Not Be Allowed To Play In WNBA
INDIANAPOLIS—Contending that the proposed restrictions were “common sense” and necessary to preserve the integrity of the sport, Indiana Fever shooting guard Sophie Cunningham claimed Friday that any ...
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simone @simonemoney.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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OB Cycler @obcycler.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
That's literally what they do.
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simone @simonemoney.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really like this helmet, I don't really know the safety details on it but it feels very sturdy and looks really slick. I was shocked by how well it fit and the ease of use with the lights. I have a Lumos helmet and I hate it (guest helmet :) )
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 21/08/2026
i think i need to issue an apology to jon ossof. i still don't like him much less trust him, i think he's a fuckin snake, but goddamn he stepped up and pressed the "lmao the president has a weird concubine" button and it turns out thats all the media needed
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 19/08/2026
"we can learn so much from these betting sites"
kalshi screenshot of Dem Senate nominee odds
 showing vindman at 95% for most of it and then it flips to Nixon at the end
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Choresh Wald @choreshwald.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
NYC Elected officials focus on E-Bike enforcement of traffic rules. Meanwhile:
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Petra Michaela @petramichaela.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
One in every three bites of food you eat exists because a bee flew. The bee is not a detail. The bee is the system. And we are poisoning it to produce crops that are then used to make food products whose profit margins fund the lobbying that prevents the regulation that might stop the poisoning.
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simone @simonemoney.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Biff Wiff?
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simone @simonemoney.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
new west philly bike lane final boss contractor walking into bike lane without looking with 4x8 sheet of drywall on the side of incoming bike traffic
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simone @simonemoney.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
a white man with a delaware license plate told me to watch my privilege when I gestured in confusion as he tried to hit me coming out of a parking lot without looking
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simone @simonemoney.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Yeah port Royal got my ass
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simone @simonemoney.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
@carintobuilding.bsky.social The ebikes just keep getting bigger smdh
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simone @simonemoney.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Nah man, boro fans chanting USA at berhalter and arfsten
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simone @simonemoney.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I don't understand all the NYT book chatter, I read my gameboy advance all the time, pokemon yellow was a particularly fascinating tale
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
lol
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Fietser @americanfietser.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
We really need to ban cars until we figure out why this keeps happening.
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simone @simonemoney.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
mid 30s, just countin the days where I spill my coffee in one column and days where I spill my coffee everywhere in the other
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simone @simonemoney.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
90% of software development is explaining how you cannot confidently promise something you know 0 details about, the other half is testing.
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Tariq Panja @tariqpanja.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Uefa: No UEFA national teams will participate in any FIFA competition for so long as these proposals remain alive, unless this proposal has been abandoned in its entirety and binding assurances have been given that FIFA will never again open its governance or competitions to private ownership.
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simone @simonemoney.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I don't understand what Newcastle fans are upset about, they are finally "bluesky relevant"
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Simon Evans @drsimevans.carbonbrief.org · 30/07/2026
Surely this is too ridiculous to succeed? Except…the same guy used the same playbook in January, with the same results: ✅Wild claims about the “cost of net-zero” ✅Pretending the alternative is free ✅Acres of credulous media coverage Receipts:
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Freakin Gemini showing up in my Google Docs this morning
Angela bothering Dwight
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 28/07/2026
See you in court, creep.
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Bring a Trailer @bringatrailer.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Use it as a parts hauler and ride the bike around the pits! bringatrailer.com/listing/1995-hond…
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simone @simonemoney.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Me biking today when a car pulled in front of me to go 20 mph down my favorite windy descent
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Grace Robertson 🏳️‍⚧️ @graceonfootball.com · 22/07/2026
like you cannot tell me that if you model the current weather signals and run a million simulations, fewer than 0.5% end up with rain in sheffield in a week's time.
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simone @simonemoney.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This headline is so real it gave me hives
real.it
Real.it - presto on line il nostro nuovo sito
Il nuovo sito è in fase di realizzazione.
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
this shot is so bleak lmao
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 19/07/2026
just realized there’s no more after hours with james corden
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 19/07/2026
Over the past month, New York has welcomed the world. From neighborhood watch parties to the stadium, we’ve celebrated the communities that make our city the global capital of the beautiful game. Today, we close out a historic World Cup, proud of how New Yorkers showed up every step of the way.
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 20/07/2026
Okay, we're finished. Thanks for being along for the ride x
200 or so real bad drawings depicting the events of thr 2026 World Cup
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
lmao at Messi trying to get Cucurella sent off. maybe consider shooting
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Camilo 🏆 @cam.bio · 19/07/2026
Enzo and Cucurella sent off on the same play though? Was almost the finest application of the rules in football history
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simone @simonemoney.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Wait, was this at the third place match?
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simone @simonemoney.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I've been saying this for years. Riding a 20mph ebike proves it too. You can see the same cars your whole trip!
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Sarah McLaughlin @sarahemclaugh.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
cracking up at the concept of the delco cinematic universe
‘Task’ Season 2 Becomes ‘Mare of Easttown’ Crossover With Julianne Nicholson Reprising Emmy-Winning Role (EXCLUSIVE)
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simone @simonemoney.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Fuck
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Ennui-tery @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
SELL ME A HUAWEI AITO M9 NOW DAMMIT
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simone @simonemoney.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Me when the other team says literally anything on family feud
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50 Plus Döner @50plusdoner.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Egypt has spilled the gumbo
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Mohamed @moesquare.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
At this point, I think asking an African team in this WC to hold a late lead might be one of society's toughest tasks
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