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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 14h
Ukraine has hit a huge Russian data centre linked to bot farms. In unrelated news, does anyone know why every Reform account on Twitter is getting hardly any likes and shares?
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Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Movie idea - a reboot of Independence Day in which the President of the United States (Donald Trump) sides with the alien invaders.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 09/10/2026
just to emphasize what's happening here: BMW (a company that used slave labor under the Nazis) refused to provide an official vehicle to the ultra right-wing AfD party, which is now asking Elon Musk to provide a Tesla instead Tesla literally becoming the Nazi car brand
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Tom Freeman @tomfreeman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Man who works for company says 'please keep giving money to the company that gives me money'
Headline: "Palantir’s Tom Watson says ‘mob rule’ must not dictate awarding of government contracts"
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Rick Burin @rickburin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I want to hear more about the second of these writing sessions
Jeffrey Archer, former
Conservative politician and novelist, dies aged 86
Publisher says author died peacefully at home
'between writing sessions'
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Sarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Counterpoint: he deserved less.
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Mark Thompson @markreckons.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He literally set off a bomb in a UK street. If this had been the IRA Pierce would calling for them to be hung, drawn and quartered. This is domestic terrorism pure and simple. A bomb set off to terrorise with the aim of getting a government to change its policy. Literally a textbook definition.
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A retired engineer who destroyed @SadiqKhan ULEZ camera jailed for 15 years. A ridiculous sentence. No wonder our orisons are overcrowded

Readers added context they thought people might want to know

Kevin Rees was sentenced to 15 years for causing an explosion likely to endanger life after using a homemade bomb to destroy a ULEZ camera in a Sidcup residential street, damaging cars and property up to 100m away with shrapnel near a child's bedroom.

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/...

news.met.police.uk/news/man-jaile...

cps.gov.uk/national-news/...
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simonc65.bsky.social @simonc65.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I live in Gosport although I almost ashamed to admit it. I take some comfort in the fact that a considerable number of the protesters do not appear to live here.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Full marks to Bobby J for not bothering to mention that this was entirely due to being given £45 million from the Labour government and told to do it. Even a Reform council couldn't fuck that up.
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Reform Party UK Exposed @reformexposed.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
90 years ago today. They did not pass.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A man builds an IED. He sets it off in a busy public street. Shrapnel flies about hitting cars, homes and a child's bedroom. It's a miracle nobody is injured. And Reform MP Sarah Pochin calls his imprisonment "disproportionate" and "two tier justice."
It does raise this point of two-tiered
justice..


Reform's Sarah Pochin believes the
sentence handed to the 64-year-old who
blew up a ULEZ camera was
disproportionate'.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Naomi Klein Is Spot On.......
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"I should just point out that we don't have any Lib Dems on the panel as they only have 71 MPs, but Suella Braverman is here because Reform have 8 MPs"
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Museum Bums @museumbums.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We've all got that friend we'd be entirely unsurprised to get a call for help from because they'd found themselves naked with their knee stuck in a tree 🙄 👍🏛️🍑 #MuseumBums "The Milon of Crotone", c1840, possibly Stephani Vignes, in Château de Loubens-Lauragais, France
A painting showing a nude figure splitting a standing tree trunk with their knee
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Andy Burnham is coming for your pension! By... er... increasing it by slightly less. Whereas Reform will scrap it completely.
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Mark Thompson @markreckons.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Look at the contrast here with what happened with the masked jackbooted thugs who descended on Dover the other day.
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Honestly, I need to start a spinoff account called Batshit Opinions In The Daily Telegraph.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I know the next election is not until 2029, but quite frankly I'll do anything to avoid going to either Parliament or Clacton and doing the actual job I'm paid £98,000 to do.
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On This Day - Scala Cinema @otdscalacinema.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just lovely.
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Pity no one turned up" - G. K. Chesterton at the annual Postman's Ball.
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.
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Sarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a Wispa.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just me saying that any effort to tackle misinformation must be an attack on Reform, thereby admitting that Reform are helping Russia to spread far right narratives and create dissent and unrest.
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simonc65.bsky.social @simonc65.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I live in Gosport and I certainly don't feel that we've been invaded except possibly by Reform and Restore supporters.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just because I strongly oppose any measure to tackle Russian misinformation, doesn’t mean I’m on Russia's side. In unrelated news, one of the few times I bothered turning up for work as an MEP was to vote AGAINST measures to tackle the spread of Russian misinformation...
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Mark T. Sneed @marktsneed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted.... History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right.” ― George Orwell, 1984
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simonc65.bsky.social @simonc65.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm pretty sure I went to that one. Obviously "The Devils" is the most renowned but I have a soft spot for both the others which are both completely bonkers in their own way.
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Kim Newman @annodracula.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
10 great sci-fi B movies ... a list piece for the BFI www.bfi.org.uk/lists/10-gre...
bfi.org.uk
10 great sci-fi B-movies
Ahead of our Blu-ray release of Ed Wood’s Plan 9 from Outer Space and a big-screen celebration of Roger Corman’s centenary, we sift for gold among the pulp pleasures and cheapo ingenuity of the sci-fi...
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Marina Purkiss @marina-purkiss.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Imagine looking at ICE… Those unruly, violent, incel thugs, and the chaos, fear and murder they’ve brought to the streets of America, and thinking...that’s what Britain needs. Well, Nigel Farage has.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Congratulations to Donald Trump for discovering an agreement that has been in place since 1951 and claiming to have just made it himself. Now that's what I call statesmanship.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Man who supported Brexit then fucked off to Monaco to avoid contributing a penny of his £15 billion fortune to public services makes the mistake of thinking anyone gives a shit what he thinks.
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LBC @lbc.co.uk · 19/09/2026
'Facism thrives when you let it.' Portsmouth RNLI temporarily suspended services after volunteers received abuse following an anti-migration protest. @mrjamesob.bsky.social says it's one of the most 'disgusting' stories he's heard throughout his career.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And by 'any means necessary' I mean announcing in Parliament six months ago that from that day onward any donations from abroad would be capped at £100k.
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Dr Anke Marsh @ankemarsh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
RNLI have closed (temporarily) the Portsmouth station because of these violent ‘men’. Patriot Platform needs to be proscribed now
independent.co.uk
RNLI closes Portsmouth lifeboat station after huge anti-migrant protests
RNLI volunteers were branded ‘traitors’ after bringing migrants ashore
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
As former Labour minister Tom Watson joins Palantir, please read this devastating exposé by @petergeoghegan.bsky.social & @lucasamin.bsky.social of how the company, with Peter Mandelson's help, wormed its way into the UK government to sell its dire & dangerous products. www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
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Peter Geoghegan and Lucas Amin · ‘This looks absolutely rubbish’: Palantir and the NHS
A decade ago Palantir was largely unknown in the UK. It now holds public contracts worth hundreds of millions of pounds...
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Reform Party UK Exposed @reformexposed.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Resist the anti-disability propaganda www.churchtimes.co.uk/articles/202...
churchtimes.co.uk
Resist the anti-disability propaganda
Churches must stand up for people whom politicians increasingly deride, says Sally Hope
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simonc65.bsky.social @simonc65.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Until I opened up the full picture it just said "a hotbed of c" and I was having a lot of fun imaging what that word could be, culture was not on the list.
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Good luck receiving your pensions and getting the bins collected, fuckos
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dickie is spot on - anyone who investigates Reform is an activist. The only real journalists are ones who don't question our finances, like those unbiased purveyors of truth at GB News.
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Patrick Galey @patrickgaley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Generative AI is dangerous to humans, not in the Asimovian way the Anthropic creeps are carping on about, but in the way that it is literally poisoning our air and water www.theguardian.com/environment/...
theguardian.com
‘Tidal wave’ of Pfas being launched to satisfy AI industry, campaigners warn
Big manufacturers planning to produce more of the forever chemicals to meet demand from datacentres
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anitabellows.bsky.social @anitabellows.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Reform’s Jenrick ignores PIP fraud evidence and claims it is ‘common sense’ that claimants are ‘gaming the system’ www.disabilitynewsservice.com/reforms-jenr... via @johnpringdns
disabilitynewsservice.com
Reform’s Jenrick ignores PIP fraud evidence and claims it is ‘common sense’ that claimants are ‘gaming the system’
The former Tory minister who wants to be chancellor in a Reform UK government has been unable to provide any evidence for his repeated claim that benefit claimants with mental ill-health are “gamin…
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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
So the ‘negotiation’ involves blowing smoke up Putin’s arse, asking him what he wants then attacking Ukraine for refusing to concede it. Never forget the huge swathe of UK media & political figures who celebrated Trump’s ascent while claiming to care about Ukraine. Absolute heels, the lot of them.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“Guys, they want us to go home.” 🔥 🇫🇷 French short film about what would happen to society if all the immigrants listened to angry old racist white men and left (aka the Republican agenda)
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Today? Oh, today is the 54th anniversary of French hypermarket Carrefour opening its first store on UK soil in Caerphilly. Obviously. Not all that remarkable in itself, perhaps, but its 6th birthday was one to remember, what with the 40ft, three-ton animatronic gorilla being there...
A large flat 1970s building, unremarkable and beige. Oh, in front of it, there’s a 40ft black gorilla with a huge, toothy mouth, open in a roar. One of its arms is raised to its hip, the other held out in front of it. There is someone sitting in the left hand, with their back to us
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Dickie is right, securing money from two billionaires automatically means we are innocent of all dodgy financial dealings. Because as we all know, money trumps the police, National Crime Agency and the Standards Commissioner.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think Rupert should do this. It will be fun watching him work himself into a racist frenzy over a temporary exhibit that is coming down anyway around the time of the election.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I am honoured and humbled that crypto billionaire Ben Delo has given me £36 million without any expectation that if I get into power I will change the rules on crypto to make him even richer.
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Dr Anke Marsh @ankemarsh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I dunno. If you’re using AI to make these anti-AI memes, maybe you’re part of the problem?
A screenshot of a text-only meme in a dark purple block. It reads:
It’s called a Data Center because “Mass surveillance infrastructure” sounds to dark.

Then below, in teeny text, which I’ve circled and drawn an arrow and two exclamation marks for emphasis, is text that reads: Meta AI. 

Okey dokey. 

And yeah, spelling mistakes and odd capitalisation simply adds to its charm lol.
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