Reposted by Simon Bubb
When I first read about the death penalty as a child, I thought it was barbaric. Still do. A state that gives itself the judicial power to kill debases itself and everyone it involves in that repulsive business.
Simon Bubb
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London-based actor and audiobook narrator
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The 'Narrator About To Ruin Your Audiobook' Talent Agency
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Liz Chirpley
A very expressive narrator. Like, far too expressive really. We've asked her to dial it down.
Greg Mistake
Once read a whole book on Chernobyl, out loud, for money. Still can't pronounce the word 'nuclear’.
Sebastian Equality
Does a really committed ‘woman voice' for all his female characters. We’ve asked him to dial it down.
Brian Decanter
Will read your serious literary novel out *perfectly* apart from one (1) character which he will do in a sort of 'cartoon dog' voice and we simply do not know why.
British Voice 3
We found him in settings. Needs a charger but my god he's cheap.
Leonard Darling-Mwah
Really goes for the Indian accents!
Absolutely fearless. We've asked him to dial it down.
Chris
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The absolute king of trauma memoirs but when we give him biscuits they just fall out of his mouth onto the floor which makes us think he may be some kind of puppet.
Emily Lewis
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Can do a very convincing 'man voice'. Needs restraints, and a priest.
J.C. Slurpee
Author with a really, really wet mouth who we had to let narrate his own book because he's famous.
Unlistenable.
Stuart Wilkinson
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Great energy, can't read.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreid75iqjn24c2ahptitnszrafwhdxpohw3p4s5pydkghwpbgmhkqsi)
