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18+| im sima, love me on twitch.tv/sima_shanzi 🎨 #SimaSketch 🔞 #SimaSmut NSFW alt: @simascum.simashanzi.com Pfp art: @chattokaku.bsky.social Banner art: skeb.jp/@byHanabi

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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 17h
NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...
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People Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-All
Urine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 20h
listen everyone, i’m getting sick of all the criticism. this is my first blender project. i’m still figuring out how pivot points work. i am also aware that at frame 860 he teleports to fairfax along the x-axis. i’m working on it
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Sima 🪭 @simashanzi.com · 30/09/2026
sima shanzi social media: come for the baseball takes, stay fo- wait please don't go
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Sima 🪭 @simashanzi.com · 30/09/2026
sima shanzi social media: come for the baseball takes, stay fo- wait please don't go
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Sima 🪭 @simashanzi.com · 30/09/2026
I'm learning what i care about in baseball is average players making great plays. MVP? more like MVPeeyew (how the heck do you spell that) Anyway if i never hear another PCA stat it'll be too soon. we get it he's good, move on.
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Chris Winters 🇩🇪 🇺🇦 🇬🇪 @cwinters.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Twitch just went and allowed AI to scrub your transcripts to make it easier for advertisers to find out if they want to advertise on your channel. But in the real world, radio and TV stations pick who they want to run ads for - or not. So lets tell Twitch we want that control, too. Thanks Coqui!
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Sima 🪭 @simashanzi.com · 28/09/2026
texas rangers were the one mlb team to refuse to do a pride night and instead did faith day which they lost they lost their division by one game eat shit shit eaters
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Sima 🪭 @simashanzi.com · 28/09/2026
having a chatty dentist is like watching a stream in emote only mode
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@carolinaruins

a few years ago i was trying out a new therapist and i told her about how i was a little embarrassed to have a fan account. she said “if it makes you feel any better, i have a kpop fan account on instagram where i pretend to be an asian teenager.” that doesn’t make me feel better
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Sima 🪭 @simashanzi.com · 27/09/2026
as someone who thrives on suffering, watching cleveland take the central division crown over the white sox has been a buffet
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Tim Stebbins @timstebbins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
For the third straight season, the fourth time in the past five seasons and the 14th time in 32 seasons ... Cleveland has won the AL Central title. The Guardians get a first-round bye and will host Game 1 of the ALDS next Saturday at Progressive Field.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@longwall26
Confident in my ability to properly tennis, I take the court. I smile at my opponent. Serena does not return the gesture. She'd be prettier if she did, I think. She serves. The ball passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly

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One in eight men (12%) say they could win a point in a game of tennis against 23 time grand slam winner Serena Williams
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Sima 🪭 @simashanzi.com · 26/09/2026
i saw the game recap for justin verlander's final start... i promise not to make fun of detroit for the rest of the season. very sweet moments all around
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Simanta CO @simantaco.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sense. Tried to do it in Mona Lisa pose. #フリーレン #frieren #simantaco
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Sima 🪭 @simashanzi.com · 26/09/2026
oh okay sima needs to not buy anything for a couple months, i committed more than i realized to a few different things 😭
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Sima 🪭 @simashanzi.com · 25/09/2026
did i dream that trump announced he was gonna put a sniper nest/military stronghold in dc? cause that's so clearly a "im afraid of rebellion and i wanna be king forever" move and feels like my brain made it up
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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advarcher @advarcher.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
📢‼️Kyoko #キョーコの押収品
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i don't care if the danged chat bots are "thinking." that's not my problem. stop putting them in my computers
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Brendan Keogh @brkeogh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 18/09/2026
This is why I hate "just a tool" so so so much. You can make a calculator without access to every calculation. You can make photoshop without access to all photos. Someone show me a genai tool that didn't require all of our labour in its production. It's plagiarism software.
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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Sima 🪭 @simashanzi.com · 17/09/2026
me to geico ai: "I have a windshield crack, should I file a claim" ai: "What" TRILLION DOLLAR TIME WASTING MACHINE
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Sima 🪭 @simashanzi.com · 17/09/2026
every single day i hate ai more, what an incredible waste of time and resources and energy
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Sima 🪭 @simashanzi.com · 17/09/2026
i dont think anyone told the umpires at the clippers game about the new checked swing rule this year 😂 like these aren't even borderline swings they're calling strikes the question is which team has their manager thrown out first over this
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 14/09/2026
Free newsletter: The idea that we're nearing the creation of AI systems that we can't control and that pose an existential threat to humanity is a lie and a distraction from the tangible harms and problems caused by LLMs and AI labs' near-unlimited resources. www.wheresyoured.at/ai-is-alread...
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I should have posted this on Labor Day.
@francisxwolf
the polish language has 75 words for onion and no word for job

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footjob, rimjob, pitjob, blowjob... english reduces all the greatest acts of physical intimacy down to exploitation of labor. in polish we call blowjobs “making ice cream" because they are tasty treats made with care and love. the american mind cannot comprehend this
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’M AT THE URGENT CARE I’M AT THE TACO BELL I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL
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Sima 🪭 @simashanzi.com · 13/09/2026
historical fiction character in novel: "He was a sorcerer that played pranks on the king" real life version: "He practiced sexual techniques of vitality replenishment to maintain health and longevity" oh! btw for dynasty warriors knowers this was about Zuo Ci
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AdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Dude, what the FUCK is going on in this Netflix OJ Simpson docuseries?
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 10/09/2026
I am serious that today’s journalism ecosystem would be fooled if they played war of the worlds on the radio. It would be on CNN within hours
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@badnetworker

1999: there are millions of websites all hyperlinked together

2019: there are four websites, each filled with screenshots of the other three.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 08/09/2026
werner herzog on AI filmmaking (from here www.indiewire.com/features/int...)
Q: A couple years ago at IDFA, I saw this movie "About a Hero," which is this partly Al-generated hybrid documentary that tries to recreate the atmosphere of your films.

A: The intention of this young filmmaker was never to remake any [of my films], but making something in the spirit. And I immediately said, "You will fail. It is such a stupid idea. It's phenomenally, abysmally stupid. I will not take part in it." He wanted me to explain things and have my voice in it.
I said, "You are alone. There's such a thing as free speech, which I respect. So go ahead and fail." And it is a failure, period.
It's so standardized that Al can step in because there's not real storytelling. It's mimicry of something that has happened before. And I welcome Al to replace all the idiots who are into nothing but repeating, repeating, repeating until it's ad nauseam.
When it's ad nauseam, please, please, please let Al step in and do the job.
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Sima 🪭 @simashanzi.com · 08/09/2026
we need more hostile journalism, more assuming that everyone is lying or wrong until proven otherwise
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Sima 🪭 @simashanzi.com · 06/09/2026
cleveland has 7 walk off wins this year, 3 of them came against detroit this weekend if you have tigers fans friends check in on them
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Sima 🪭 @simashanzi.com · 04/09/2026
the amount of three kingdoms biographies that include "He got mad and drew his sword and murdered an official and then got promoted" is hilarious, what an insane time to be alive that must have been
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sorry it just occurred to me that there may be people who haven’t seen clip from the Quibi show where Rachel Brosnahan plays a woman dying because of her golden prosthetic arm and I needed to fix that
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
“Snake, don't worry about it. There's more to being a good person than just having a stereo television. You can do it just the way you are!” A pep talk for those with 14" portable CRTs and a mono speaker.
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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
you can develop gong fu in anything
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Sima 🪭 @simashanzi.com · 01/09/2026
listening to coworkers talk about using ai for precise data work and just keeping my mouth shut, I'm being so good and employable. but it's gonna make mistakes small enough to not be noticed until it's too late
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Sima 🪭 @simashanzi.com · 29/08/2026
that's one of those takes that short circuits my brain. it's so completely wrong on so many levels. if a show were writing a character designed to be wrong and they had this take they'd be made fun of for being too unrealistic and cartoonishly stupid
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K'eeg @armormodekeeg.blacksky.app · 27/08/2026
"auto win" not actually automatically winning is hilarious. mahjong is such a demonic game that literally cheating doesn't guarantee a win
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Mカエル @m-kaeru.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Fsyco @fsyco.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Was reminded of this interaction i had with a commission scammer 2 years ago where they were pretending they could make custom 3D models
Me: "so what's the polycount?"
Scammer: "Do you elaborate plz"
Me: "you're a 3d animator and you don't know what 'polycount' means?"
Me: "how many polygons are on the model?"
Scammer: "three"
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
you know, there is precedent for completely deactivating this franchise and restarting it in a couple years with completely new guys
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advarcher @advarcher.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Wink #Shiorinsketch
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Sima 🪭 @simashanzi.com · 18/08/2026
if you ever catch me using an em dash you can be confident I've either copy/pasted the message or I've been replaced by an LLM — I don't even know how to type an em dash
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trevin @trevinflickinger.com · 17/08/2026
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