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sima shanzi social media: come for the baseball takes, stay fo- wait please don't go

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sima shanzi social media: come for the baseball takes, stay fo- wait please don't go

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basically im tired of sports reporting being about like 3 guys per team, and even fewer for small market teams. that's not a team, that's a band with their groupies

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or petey halpin's first hit against a left hander being a home run that is the second most impactful play of the whole cleveland season (based on how it impacted odds to win the world series). the pinch runner/defensive replacement rookie

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the real story is steven kwan in an omega slump before the all star break and then being an incredibly consistent leadoff hitter after, maybe best in the league.

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you want a real story? compare the batting stats of patrick bailey and austin hedges from last year to this year. hedges went from LITERAL WORST IN THE LEAGUE to average, and bailey is kinda in a similar spot. to me that is so much cooler than "man who does thing well does thing well"

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Really though they hype people up too much. oh the 50 HR guy hit a home run? wow. color me shocked. the guy who's hit 1 home run all year hit 2 in the same game in august??? i NEED to know more (it was Dayan Frias and he's my favorite)

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this totally has no relation to my team being full of average guys making great plays and zero mvp candidates, not even a little

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Chris Winters 🇩🇪 🇺🇦 🇬🇪 @cwinters.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm learning what i care about in baseball is average players making great plays. MVP? more like MVPeeyew (how the heck do you spell that) Anyway if i never hear another PCA stat it'll be too soon. we get it he's good, move on.

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Twitch just went and allowed AI to scrub your transcripts to make it easier for advertisers to find out if they want to advertise on your channel. But in the real world, radio and TV stations pick who they want to run ads for - or not. So lets tell Twitch we want that control, too. Thanks Coqui!

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Sima 🪭 @simashanzi.com · 28/09/2026

texas rangers were the one mlb team to refuse to do a pride night and instead did faith day which they lost they lost their division by one game eat shit shit eaters

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Sima 🪭 @simashanzi.com · 28/09/2026

having a chatty dentist is like watching a stream in emote only mode

Sima 🪭 @simashanzi.com · 28/09/2026

and then i just grind overworld encounters to level up anyway cause i got killed. i think random encounters get a bad rap.

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Sima 🪭 @simashanzi.com · 27/09/2026

excuse me, it was "BIG DICK TANNER MUTHAFUCKIN BIBEE", accurate quotes are so important

Sima 🪭 @simashanzi.com · 27/09/2026

didn't expect to hear "TANNER MOTHERFUCKING BIBEE" on the radio but austin hedges knows how to inspire a clubhouse my goodness

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Sima 🪭 @simashanzi.com · 27/09/2026

as someone who thrives on suffering, watching cleveland take the central division crown over the white sox has been a buffet

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Tim Stebbins @timstebbins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

For the third straight season, the fourth time in the past five seasons and the 14th time in 32 seasons ... Cleveland has won the AL Central title. The Guardians get a first-round bye and will host Game 1 of the ALDS next Saturday at Progressive Field.

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Sima 🪭 @simashanzi.com · 26/09/2026

i saw the game recap for justin verlander's final start... i promise not to make fun of detroit for the rest of the season. very sweet moments all around

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Simanta CO @simantaco.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Sense. Tried to do it in Mona Lisa pose. #フリーレン #frieren #simantaco

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Sima 🪭 @simashanzi.com · 26/09/2026

oh okay sima needs to not buy anything for a couple months, i committed more than i realized to a few different things 😭

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Sima 🪭 @simashanzi.com · 25/09/2026

did i dream that trump announced he was gonna put a sniper nest/military stronghold in dc? cause that's so clearly a "im afraid of rebellion and i wanna be king forever" move and feels like my brain made it up

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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

funniest rom hack reasoning of all time

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Sima 🪭 @simashanzi.com · 24/09/2026

"ai video created with cleveland.com content" im confused, is the podcast ai too? or was voicing a 30 second video too hard for them?

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

i don't care if the danged chat bots are "thinking." that's not my problem. stop putting them in my computers

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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 18/09/2026

This is why I hate "just a tool" so so so much. You can make a calculator without access to every calculation. You can make photoshop without access to all photos. Someone show me a genai tool that didn't require all of our labour in its production. It's plagiarism software.

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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026

Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!

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okay i can't believe I'm coming to the defense of the ai here but the real human i chatted with after was equally unhelpful, i guess it just doesn't have good training data 😂

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me to geico ai: "I have a windshield crack, should I file a claim" ai: "What" TRILLION DOLLAR TIME WASTING MACHINE

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every single day i hate ai more, what an incredible waste of time and resources and energy

i dont think anyone told the umpires at the clippers game about the new checked swing rule this year 😂 like these aren't even borderline swings they're calling strikes the question is which team has their manager thrown out first over this

Sima 🪭 @simashanzi.com · 16/09/2026

About 6 inches between victory and defeat here, just another incredible win

Screenshot of baseball game, White Sox outfielder inches away from making game ending catch

Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 14/09/2026

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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I should have posted this on Labor Day.

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the polish language has 75 words for onion and no word for job

@POCHOWEK
footjob, rimjob, pitjob, blowjob... english reduces all the greatest acts of physical intimacy down to exploitation of labor. in polish we call blowjobs “making ice cream" because they are tasty treats made with care and love. the american mind cannot comprehend this

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Sima 🪭 @simashanzi.com · 14/09/2026

I like pretty vtuber art and I wanted to be the art. also privacy. and to lie and trick people into thinking I'm 2D irl

Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

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I’M AT THE URGENT CARE I’M AT THE TACO BELL I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL

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Sima 🪭 @simashanzi.com · 13/09/2026

historical fiction character in novel: "He was a sorcerer that played pranks on the king" real life version: "He practiced sexual techniques of vitality replenishment to maintain health and longevity" oh! btw for dynasty warriors knowers this was about Zuo Ci

AdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

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Dude, what the FUCK is going on in this Netflix OJ Simpson docuseries?

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Sima 🪭 @simashanzi.com · 12/09/2026

it was written down, of course it must be true!

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Sima 🪭 @simashanzi.com · 10/09/2026

It's so sad because the bar to get over is incredibly low. All they have to do is cast some doubt, find a second source, etc. Bare minimum research is too much to ask from them I guess