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Silven Solandri 🦴🌿

@silvensolandri.bsky.social
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Forest spirit in a human suit | Maker of bad jokes | Giver of headpats | Occasional fumo poster | Words are hard Halp I'm no good at social media Twitch: www.twitch.tv/silvensolandri PFP 🎨: Doggozilla Banner 🎨: HimekoDesign

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Silven Solandri 🦴🌿 @silvensolandri.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Don't let them destroy the whimsy in your heart
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Silven Solandri 🦴🌿 @silvensolandri.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
In times like these, always remember, never pay more than $20 in 1990 dollars for a video game. fineleatherjackets.net/monkeyinflat...
This is a screenshot from the ending of the 1990 adventure video game The Secret of Monkey Island. Guybrush Threepwood, the player character and pirate wannabe, is saying the lesson he learned from his adventure: Never pay more than 48 bucks and 66 cents for a computer game. This number was $20 in the original release but has been adjusted for inflation.
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 23/06/2026
Garffeld
Three panel comic of an homage to the first Garfield strip, but Jon is a monk and Garfield is a medieval rendering of a cat. In the first panel, Jon says, “HWÆT, LAM JON ARBUCKLE. I AM A MONK, AND THIS MY CATTE, GARFFELD.” In the second panel, Garffeld is thinking, “ HWÆT, I AM GARFFELD. I AM A CATTE, AND THIS IS MY MONK, JON.” In the last panel, Jon says, “OUR ONLY THOUGHT IS TO GLORIFY GOD.” Garffeld thinks, “FEDE ME.”
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Zach Bussey 🍁 @zachbussey.tos.gg · 17/06/2026
Twitch AI Stream Summary is out in the wild. So far, in most examples I've seen, the summary is accurate only for short-term data (the previous 5-ish minutes), and beyond that timeframe, what it remembers is often not relevant to what's happening now.
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ippers @ippers.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
u.m.a.
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Valorie Nichols @meadowdays.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Picture of three mugs with font, respectively: "She her, they them, cool hat" lining up over a screenshot of team rocket and Ash from Pokémon
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Silven Solandri 🦴🌿 @silvensolandri.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Starting my day with a strong drink
A silver can of sparkling spring water on a pile of stone with grass in the background. The brand is Izumi MTN WTR, made in Japan. The water comes from snow melted off of Mount Fuji and filtered through the ground until it comes out a spring. A banner at the top of the can says "Extra Strong." Though this refers to the strength of the added carbonation, the text isn't close to any mention of carbonation so it looks like it's a can of extra strong water.
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Silven Solandri 🦴🌿 @silvensolandri.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I haven't been active much recently, but I ain't dead yet. But I might be in a place where internet is sparse and fleeting (don't worry, it's not Ohio)
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Silven Solandri 🦴🌿 @silvensolandri.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Don't mind me, I drove through a cloud today
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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woob @woob.zone · 20/05/2026
think i just got the perfect Dwarf Fortress notification.
A girl have hatched.
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Silven Solandri 🦴🌿 @silvensolandri.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Current mood: Memes that dies four years ago but weirdos still reference in %currentyear%
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NyyxVeil 🏳️‍🌈 @nyyxveil.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
This isn't just for Vtubers, and content creators in general. But for anyone - please be considerate to the visually impaired
a simple 3 step guide to enable alt-txt on Bluesky

Step 1) Click Settings (Gear icon that is above 'new post')

Step 2) Click Accessibility option. It is the 7th option in the settings 

Step 3) Enable both "require" and "display" options
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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Sunday
Cat lounging next to a 'No Cats' sign on a lawn with text saying "BECOME UNGOVERNABLE."
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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
2026 Kentucky Derby results: 1. 🐎 2. 🐎 3. 🐎 4. 🐎 5. 🐎 6. 🐎 7. 🐎 8. 🐎 9. 🐎 10. 🐎 11. 🐎 12. 🐎 13. 🐎 14. 🐎 15. 🐎 16. 🐎 17. 🐎 18. 🐎
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Marvelous Marvelous Sunday Sunday @marveloussunday.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
It's Marvelous Marvelous Sunday Sunday! ☆ My phone automatically suggests that phrase in that exact order now after the first Marvelous! ★
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🌿🌞Sarah🌛🦋 @legndofphoenix.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I can't wait for the new raid
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Elina Noodles @elinanoodles.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
#3 Commission of Rin Kaenbyou as a snail, this is funny. Thank you Willow! #touhou
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LuxxArt @luxx.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I merged the two most inspirational artpieces in internet history
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Mom @milph.mom · 16/04/2026
Did you hear about the dwindling sheep populations around where data centers are being built? Heard it’s due to an imbalance in the offsprings gender ratio, they’re calling it a ram shortage.
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FINAL FANTASY XIV @en.finalfantasyxiv.com · 16/04/2026
We're excited to announce that popular VTuber Ironmouse will be joining us as a special guest panelist at Fan Festival 2026 in Anaheim! 😈 sqex.to/wf6Td
A banner introducing VTuber Ironmouse as a special guest at Final Fantasy 14 Fan Festival 2026 in Anaheim. In the background, is Ironmouse's VTuber with light pastel pink hair with purple highlights smiling while winking and making a friendly hand gesture pointing to her cheek. The Final Fantasy 14 Fan Festival 2026 in Anaheim logo sits to the left above the Ironmouse logo.
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Pujolart @pujolart.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Corpse voyage! #touhou #東方Project
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🫀allez-gory🫀 @puddicure.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
happy easter
Marvelous Sunday inside the empty tomb of Jesus, cheering, “how marvelous! He is risen!”
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You  know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …
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⚡jwoy🔌 @hifuu.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
all ears #東方project #touhou #jwoy🎨
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David Giltinan 👾🗣️🎙️ @davidsaysthat.com · 01/04/2026
An oldie but a goodie
Manifesting the Dreamcast 2 via an April Fools Day post
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Nina K 🐟 @ninaklos.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
sleeves #umamusume
Satono Diamond using her giant sleeves to pet Kitasan Black, uma art
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Silven Solandri 🦴🌿 @silvensolandri.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
We can brew bees
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shen toes @pikminpreggedup.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
#umamusume
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VTube Studio @vtubestudio.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
【📢】 VTube Studio 1.35.0 is now released!! This update adds a fully dynamic, reactive sound effect system!! 🔊🎶🥁 🧵👇
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Silven Solandri 🦴🌿 @silvensolandri.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
They say you can't have your cake and eat it, too. However, if you're poly, you can have your Kate and Edith, too.
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Silven Solandri 🦴🌿 @silvensolandri.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Someone sent an invite to MyOshi my way, so now I have a profile there. My first thought was "Dang, this is old school (complimentary)!" Gonna be slow about setting up stuff there, though, since a buncha stuff is going on in life right now
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Silven Solandri 🦴🌿 @silvensolandri.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I'm convinced Mejiro Dober and Agnes Tachyon teamed up to write some of the new events in the Trackblazer scenario. Some people are eating good with this stuff
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Marvelous Marvelous Sunday Sunday @marveloussunday.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Happy International Marvelous Women's Day! In times like these, it's important to celebrate all women - especially ones currently dealing with heightened discrimination, such as trans women, WoC, and many more. Treat yourself to something marvelous today sisters, such as a nice and tasty carrot!
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jude paw picture diary 🔜 TFCON ORLANDO @judepaw.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Picard: It's a computer simulation of thoroughbred horse racing called Umamusume Pretty Derby. The program was quite popular in the 21st century. Riker: Mm. 'Pretty' is accurate. That Goldship is quite something. Picard: I hadn't noticed. I enjoy the simulation's tactical qualities. Riker: Yes, sir.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free
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Silven Solandri 🦴🌿 @silvensolandri.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Alright, I picked up that synonym powder you asked for, made from the finest ground thesauruses.
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Lyna @blooym.dev · 06/03/2026
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A windows dialog: the window title reads “Bunny” and the contents is a yellow triangle with a black exclamation mark with an image of a grey small bunny next to it. The available buttons below are “Ok” and “Exit”
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RustyKlowbi @rustyklowbi.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Gru steals de moon? 🫳🐰🌙 #rabbitandsteel
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Silven Solandri 🦴🌿 @silvensolandri.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
The number of bookcases a person like me needs is equal to the number of the bookcases they own plus one.
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Silven Solandri 🦴🌿 @silvensolandri.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Eggs are a good source of bioavalable choline. Benadryl depletes choline levels in the brain. This means that The Hat Man's natural weakness is: Egg.
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mino_dev @minodev.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
The Assassin Rabbit Plushie campaign got an extension and an extra bonus stretchgoal! If just a few more hoodies/plushies are sold, all orders will come with a free shiny Assassin Rabbit sticker! www.makeship.com/shop/creator...
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Silven Solandri 🦴🌿 @silvensolandri.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I've been inspired by Pathologic 3 to make something similar to twyrine IRL and I feel like I'm getting close. I'm going with a variety of herbs/spices macerated in liquor then used to fortify wine. The taste is best described as "mysterious" but in the "I want to drink more" kind of way.
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Silven Solandri 🦴🌿 @silvensolandri.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
The good news: I have managed to defeat the curse of always losing my hair ties. The bad news: They are mysteriously reproducing at an increasing rate. I fear that within three days, my night stand will be fully overrun.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 27/02/2026
THIS IS WHAT SAM ALTMAN WANTS TO TAKE FROM YOU
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404 Media @404media.co · 25/02/2026
NEW: Amazon is telling people who use its wishlists feature to switch to post office boxes or non-residential delivery addresses if they want to ensure their home addresses remain private, as part of a change in how it processes gifts bought from third-party sellers.
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Amazon Change Means Wishlists Might Expose Your Address
Amazon is allowing gift senders to choose items from third-party sellers, which could open recipients up to new privacy risks.
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Silven Solandri 🦴🌿 @silvensolandri.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Pick up phone, check, nothing new, turn off the screen, put the phone down, aaaand it buzzes.
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