iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 10h

Is it weird that everytime I see Mothman it brings me good luck?

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Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 12h

Chupacabra Awareness Month: Name some Chupacabras who've taught you a hard lesson.

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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

You will find a free CDRom for our Sequel to the Internet (S2I) at the back of all Computers for Dummies books.

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Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 18h

At that price you may not be able to see every tear. And some local tears will be blacked out.

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Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I bought the worst AI created Halloween card I could find. What was I thinking?? Halloween is going to suck this year and it’s my fault. And the bot couldn’t even use the obvious “Howl-o-ween” pun inside!

Greeting card front with Golden Retriever type puppy with pirate hat, with orange bandana head wrap, and eye patch badly photoshopped onto him.

Inside of Orange greeting card in black letters reads “Shiver me timbers and scratch my belly - It’s Halloween!”

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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

For those concerned about the water our AI servers use, our AI is not actually technology based. It runs off a closed circuit of wires attached to a dozen possessed dolls, a copy of the necronomicon, and the Shroud of Turin. Our AI says it’s perfectly safe.

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Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

People think being the male equivalent of Rebecca Romijn is easy. It’s actually exhausting. And beauty can be isolating.

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Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

On this date in Alternate History 1993: Kris Kross shoots Eddie Murphy. (Do you remember where you were when you first didn't get the news?)

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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

We have heard your concerns about our AI data centers using resources and fresh water. In response, we are switching to a process that involves all-natural fracking to cool and power our AI.

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Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My groin would tear like loose leaf notebook paper if I changed directions just once like these NFL running backs.

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Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Is there a match 3 game that pays out instant cash prizes and I don’t have to remove my shirt to play?

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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

People complain that our Internet 2 instruction manual comes in three massive hardcover volumes. But it would take too long to upload it all and have an online guide.

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I have updated my privacy settings so many times I no longer remember what I’m hiding.

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Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I will save you a mat and some iodine pills.

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Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Do NFL refs wear make-up? They know they’ll be on camera. Just a little foundation and eyeliner?

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Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Yoga gear will definitely be 80s inspired.

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Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

That’s an excellent idea. And probably the safest option.

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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Our proprietary AI has been implicated in a plot to replace the programming in Teddy Ruxpin dolls with Chucky’s personality algorithm. This is false. But as a safety precaution, please take the batteries out of your Ruxpin Dolls.

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Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Would you watch a weekly video where I do yoga inside a melted down nuclear plant?

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Jared Gonia @jaredgonia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Wish I knew how to monetize whatever my deal is.

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Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Saw a heart breaking article saying dogs can get fall allergies. Please join me in quarantining our dogs until this threat is over

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Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

You could substitute Richard Marx during tough times, but don’t push it!

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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Thanks to our rogue AI, many of the used digipets we uploaded to the internet 2 gained sentience. They are now rabid and remember how many times you forgot to feed them.

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Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Back in my day, when men wanted to feel emotion, we purchased a Pete Cetera cd at Circuit City and listened to it once a year. And by gosh, the rest of the year, we had no need for emotions. And we liked it that way.

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Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This country was better when we bought our apps in boxes.

Wheel of Fortune game in a box at thrift store with $4 price tag. Instructions on box tell you to download a free app.

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Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I mean, one has to focus on the hunky reluctant nephew of Lucifer. He’s also adorably shy.

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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The Sequel to the Internet is partnering with Hulu to produce 30 original Christian Halloween Romance movies. The 30 pitches are due tomorrow. Please drop any ideas below.

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Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Fall porn. I was shaking out the fall leaves from my pumpkin themed door mat and my blouse popped open to reveal the flannel shirt and wool turtleneck I had underneath. (Knock, knock, a pizza delivery person with a pumpkin spice pizza at the door)

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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The board has stripped some of my powers, but only temporarily. I have to ask interns when I can take vacay. Also, the executive panini grill can only be set to "low" because the handle is broken. Melty cheese? Just barely😞

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Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Trent has weird rules about that too

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

WHAT DO WE WANT? PUMPKIN SPICE WHEN DO WE WANT IT? WHEN IT IS SEASONALLY APPROPRIATE, BITCHES

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Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

True. But I do think that when the nukes fall one will probably hit me in the eye.

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Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Close only counts in hand grenades, horse shoes, and Battleship (the way Trent plays it) (Trent is a childhood friend who I don’t like)

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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

We had our AI simulate the wildcard round of the MLB in 8 seconds. It was still boring. We are working on speeding up the games

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Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

There are ghost peppers, but why no ghost parsley?

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Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Can’t deal with really spicy food. No jalapeños or haunted peppers. Even basil is a bit too much.

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absinthe makes the heart grow fonder @absintheofcolor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

wake up babe, new cider just dropped

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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

With the Internet2’s commitment to providing real time Beyblade statistics, here are some numbers. Knockouts: 22 Instakills: 4 Lubricant DQs: 7

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Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

So much of dating these days is just ‘hey, you sex me and then I’ll sex you.’ What happened to couples saying hey, wanna go to the store and smell candles? Am I the only one who still values love???

A grocery store aisle with a shelf full of different colored candles in glass jars.

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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

We are providing realtime stats and data for Beyblade.

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Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’m out of AI tokens, so I’ll just have to describe this one: An Orca with biceps fighting a giraffe.

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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Our Internet 2 comes with a massive database of MP3s ready to download lightning fast. Mostly Nelly Furtado, but adding more every month.

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Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Maybe I’m just old, but doesn’t this sound like a nice vacation?...spending a week at a chair factory...just sitting in all the different types of chairs?

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Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

What the Ripley's Believe It or Not shrunken head looks like today will astonish you! Really let himself go. #Tabloid

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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Our sequel to the internet is currently running on three TurboGrafx-16 consoles. We are waiting on funding to add a cd-rom attachment to double our processing capacity. That should allow users to utilize all 36 letters and one crude emoji in emails.

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Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

A pumpkin spice latte with almond milk. Staying away from dairy. I didn’t ask if the whipped cream has dairy. But it’s cream, not milk, so probably safe.

An iced latte domed with whipped cream held up in front of art work at a coffee shop.

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