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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Super Mario Sunshine is surprisingly more realistic than later Mario games in one specific aspect: here, Mario will start drowning if he hangs on to a ledge in such a way that water is flowing into his nose and mouth, as one would in real life.
Observe Mario holding on to a ledge that water is flowing over in Super Mario Galaxy (left) and Super Mario Odyssey (right). If realistic physics applied, he should start drowning since his nostrils and mouth are covered by water flowing into them.
However, in these games the air depletion/drowning state is tied to the swimming animation. As long as Mario is not visibly swimming, he cannot be drowning even if he is covered by water.
In Super Mario Sunshine, however, air depletion is decoupled from swimming as an action, allowing Mario to realistically start drowning in this situation (note him flashing red and his air meter depleting).
However, he is saved by Sunshine's (also unique among 3D Mario platformers) ledge tiredness mechanic. After hanging on for 20 seconds, Mario will let go. This is also realistic, since why would he let himself drown?
Source: discovery by YouTube user @miguelgcgamer, screenshots by Supper Mario Broth
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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
chat i am NOT going through the slipgate, why would i even DO that!? go to the hell dimension and get my, like, atoms discombobulated!? i don't even know who "Quake" is, is it a guy!? "it's you lol" is it? am i Quake? okay, well, whatever, I'll go through one slipgate.
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XEECEE @xeecee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's fall sale season once again. A perfect time to cozy up with a good book, or perhaps a series of visual novels about a nun who got stuck in the pear wiggler store.steampowered.com/bundle/71001...
Art featuring the main character of Misericorde, Hedwig, wearing a nun's habit with soft light cutting diagonally behind her. A small speck of blood is visible on her wimple
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台羽正 @tadashidaiba.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the polisdude
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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
whenever dino news goes mainstream, the world is divided in twain a) the pitiable "they're changing dinosaurs again??" cohort. be patient with them b) the handsome, wise, and intelligent "i read this in a library book in 1992, the idea was proposed in the 1800s and built support in the 60s" crowd
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
YOUR FRIEND WHO LIVES IN LOS ANGELES, AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK: Yeah I just saw Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever in 70mm,
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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Absolutely Not
Toshiyuki Kusakihara (referred to as Kusakihara from this point on): Hello. I'm Toshiyuki Kusakihara from Intelligent Systems (1). As with Fire Emblem: Three Houses (2), I’m the director on the Intelligent Systems side for Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave.

(1) Intelligent Systems Co., Ltd. A company that has developed Nintendo games, including the Fire Emblem and Paper Mario series. They have also created software development support tools for Nintendo systems. Headquartered in Kyoto. [Highlighted] Also known as “IS” (pronounced like the word “is”). [/Highlighted]
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PlayStation Park @playstationpark.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
PlayStation: Official Magazine Australia #78, Feb 2013 - 'Injustice: Gods Among Us' cover.
PlayStation: Official Magazine Australia #78, Feb 2013 - 'Injustice: Gods Among Us' cover.
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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
they're literally called the "space ninjas" lmfao www.nintendo.com/jp/games/swi...
Five assassins attack Samus

A mysterious group called "Space Ninja" is targeting Samus.

They fanatically believe that they can gain power by devouring their defeated opponents, and they stand in Samus's way.
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
nintendo direct announcer guy orders lunch
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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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dev @okidokidev.com · 08/09/2026
feeling good about tomorrow
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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
with advanced next-gen rendering technology, society will no longer be able to collectively ignore that ganondorf actually has a big ass mullet after the timeskip
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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
people started making focus, f jokes about the star fox 64 remake and i felt like I was losing my mind, that entire series is based on Being That
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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
anyone else remember that stretch from like 2006-2014 where a bunch of writers and posters wrote derisively about "puzzelda," how OoT-style games were mindless pattern recognition and not real design, how dark souls 1 and skyrim were more true zelda games, and how aonuma deeply hated player freedom
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Super Mario Galaxy 2 contains an unused "yellow zone" that, upon entering it, makes Mario yellow. Being yellow makes Mario run faster.
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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
did you know how hundreds of people insisted that they remembered some old game that was basically this, spent years searching flash game and freeware archives, and eventually the first person to post about it went, "oops my bad i actually had a fever when a streamer made a joke about body harvest"
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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
yeah sure whatever, let lara croft cook potato stew on her phone for 2m0s of damage resistance who gives a shit anymore
a screenshot from the upcoming remake of Tomb Raider 1. lara croft is looking at her phone in the middle of an ancient ruin, and it's showing her a generic crafting menu, and a png of saucepan of stew that apparently her phone lets her cook for "Damage resistance" if she has 6 potatoes
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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
bro they're saying "just play the original." sorry but that means your original is a bad ps3 port of a broken pc port from 2003. and they're delisting it tomorrow
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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
a lot of people playing the duskbloods test probably pointed at the screen whenever a beloved decade+ old animation played, but i pointed when i got a status resistance buff and the classic "every bar appears at once to tick down" appeared
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Reonu @reonu.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I've been working on this for over a year: I'm remaking all of Ocarina of Time's prerenders in 3D, trying to match the N64 style rather than the 3DS one. The provisional name is OoT unJPEG. It will be distributed as both a romhack that runs on real N64 hardware and a mod for Zelda 64 Recompiled.
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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
this is honestly kind of unsettling (in a good way) at how "correct" it looks in full 3d despite obviously being entirely new assets
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Bad Game Hall of Fame @bghof.com · 16/08/2026
'Forbes Corporate Warrior' released on this day in 1997. A bafflingly licensed FPS, wherein businesses are represented within a VR world and compete against one another by shooting each other. Your 'CASH' reserve stands in for health, and is depleted by your every action.
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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
a microsoft exec comes out and says "this next game is from a series played by over 20 million people worldwide. now, making its console debut exclusively on xbox, is dawn of evernight: retribution" before playing this video
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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
from every lip shall there utter a cry like never heard before or since in the land, nay, not heard by your fathers unto seven generations past, a cry to set up a great and mighty Bᴀʟʟʀᴏᴏᴍ, and it shall go unanswered though your bowels empty with pestilence and the river turns to dust
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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
this is the sort of thing that would appear in a 1997 sitcom and launch thousands of outraged usenet posts
Doom played on a miniature Street Fighter II arcade cabinet.
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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
a real bummer moment recently when there was a new Mario 64 PSX decomp, then the creator suddenly pumped out videos of barely playable 3DO/Saturn versions *and* Duke3D on 3DO, all within two weeks, on a YT channel that had nothing to do with games before, and it suddenly clicked what was going on
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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
HOW DO YOU FEEL 
ABOUT YOUR CREATION?
(IT WILL NOT HEAR.)

♥️ LOVE 
      HOPE
      DISGUST
      FEAR
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Florence @justflorence.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
i was about ready to snap my switch in half
A screenshot of an 8-bit style game in which a robotic drill digs down through layers of soil.

Score 05999
Rank B
Retry
Quit
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
A Bowser course select screen, long thought unused in Super Mario 64 DS, can actually be seen by performing an absurdly specific action: Yoshi must drown underneath the Hazy Maze Cave entrance. If his lifeless body floats up through the pool, the screen will be displayed.
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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
the funniest trick the series ever pulled is that the first world of 3's campaign is a stealth parody of the single player from 1/2, before dropping a late title card and introducing the weird setting and real mechanics (from 2's beloved DLC, which is also weird, cacophonous, and dreary looking)
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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
it was honestly so bad that I'm still surprised that the discourse barely broke containment
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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
oh hell yes bluesky bitrate handles this even better than i hoped for
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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
i managed to comprehend about 70% of this as it was happening
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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
decades of post-apocalyptic junk gun designs surpassed in an instant
Olive-Oil Squelcher
Long-range shooter optimized for rate of fire.

A shooter made with an empty olive-oil bottle. Fires ink that is fresh and full of flavor.
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
They keep telling me media literacy is dead but then I see videos like this and I know it jot to be true
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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
some day we're gonna get the equivalent of that swartzwelder interview where he contradicted everyone by saying that the moral of Homer's Enemy wasn't that homer would be insufferable in reality, but that grimes "didn't approve of our homer" and had to die for it
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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
oh no
You can play 2D minigames on the hideout ship, and the pixel art for them was actually drawn by our general producer, Nogami-san. (4)

[A screenshot of an NES-style 8-bit game showing a squid jumping between fish enemies]So that’s what Nogami-san's been up to. I was expecting to see him here.

Tamura: Since we were aiming to recreate the visual aesthetic of old CRT televisions in the minigames, Nogami-san went and explained how they work to our younger members of staff. (Laughs)
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Mysterious Z (DATE OF BIRTH AUGUST 2ND) @mysteriousz.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Found those video clips of MGS1 on the Master Collection Switch Port where apparently Nintendo has a policy against mentioning button names from other consoles, so they literally had to sentence mix shit like it was a YTP and oh my god
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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
stick with the prod. prod with the prod. just in case though: we're police.
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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
ACADEMY AWARD WINNING ACTOR ROBERT DOWNEY JR: ve must get rid of moose and sqvuirrel
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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
grim stuff!
A timeline of a user named Zack Davisson having a late Meltdown May, spamming:

"And do you think those places don't exist anymore? Or that new places have not taken their place?

Because that is the point. Not a mindless list of places you went as a child."

At people who responded to him.
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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Somtimes It's Not Our Turn To Talk
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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Panel 1: Marge Simpson, concerned, saying "Oh, my God, what happened to your studio?"

Panel 2: Principal Skinner looking into a darkened doorframe, where an unseen person whispers, "Everyone is a maker."

Panel 3: Skinner, a gun laser sight trained at his temple, reciting "I believe everyone is a 'baker.'"
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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
pain
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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
take THAT, guernica!
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XEECEE @xeecee.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
It's Summer sale season! Misericorde Vol. Two is available for its lowest price ever, and there's now a bundle for first-time readers. It includes Vol. One and Two together for even more of a discount. Spread the good word of miserable nuns! store.steampowered.com/bundle/71001...
Art featuring the main character of Misericorde, Hedwig, wearing a nun's habit with soft light cutting diagonally behind her. A small speck of blood is visible on her wimple
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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Two threads on a web forum.

The top thread is titled, "What does -slop even mean anymore? (In the context of gaming)".

The bottom is titled, "Nic Cage reporting for Duty. Call of Duty."
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