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bread fucker @shutupmrrogers.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
i may not be able to describe how this feels. but i just saw this photo i took of my husband earlier tonight and this gets pretty close
an unsettling photo. grainy. a dark figure stands against the bright white siding of a house. no details can be made out. the guide lines of a rear automobile camera can be made out near the bottom of the image.
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bread fucker @shutupmrrogers.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
i just woke up from a dream where valentina and i were driving through the dirt roads past the green fields where i grew up. i told her about how i used to be on the cusp of cultural relevance but my own integrity and morality isolated me. i’ll never be able to decide if that was really something
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bread fucker @shutupmrrogers.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
idk what the hell im doing !!!!!
youtu.be
God Is A Broken Slot Machine
YouTube video by homonimm
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bread fucker @shutupmrrogers.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
me and my lovely husband
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bread fucker @shutupmrrogers.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
tumblr user folkdances says debbie downer and negative nancy should lez out
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bread fucker @shutupmrrogers.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
tumblr post which reads “ I lied put your clothes back on. I don’t know how to fucking I’m scared.”
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bread fucker @shutupmrrogers.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
someone selling an HDMI cable on fb marketplace for $5. the title of the ad is Homicide
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bread fucker @shutupmrrogers.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
bear force one
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bread fucker @shutupmrrogers.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
clean cat
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bread fucker @shutupmrrogers.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
dirty dog
me covered in mud holding my dirty border collie Ullr in front of our chicken coop
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bread fucker @shutupmrrogers.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
the demographic information scruff has should be available to the public
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bread fucker @shutupmrrogers.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
i’m a very nice man. for real. i’m nice. i like being nice. i like helping strangers and making them feel like there is good in the world. but if you. god help me. cut in line.
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Kurt Cobain made me gay
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bread fucker @shutupmrrogers.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
i cast a spell and the entire beef dip-attending population bursts into tears for one minute and fifteen seconds. it becomes the defining moment of the week. three couples end up getting married. the year after everyone makes jokes like “aww don’t cry.” they sell shirts that say CRYBEAR-BY.
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bread fucker @shutupmrrogers.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
i went out to a dance party last night one of those things where every guy is shirtless and i decided to just leave my clothes on and focus on my friends and on dancing. i actually had a great time.
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Abel @ffarmerabel.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Turkey friends.
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bread fucker @shutupmrrogers.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
not to be that guy but i miss my husband so bad he’s taking care of our neighbors’ turkeys
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bread fucker @shutupmrrogers.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
can’t eat right or work out all week
lala ri bag dress
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bread fucker @shutupmrrogers.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
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bread fucker @shutupmrrogers.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
last thing i thought before i went to sleep was “god bill clinton looks like the crypt keeper” and woke up *positively obsessed* with this idea that if you kiss the actual crypt keeper you’d have to go lovecraft-style insane right? there’s no way you’d just smooch that guy and walk away unscathed
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Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Building confidence is like learning to love an ugly baby.
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spooky dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
ok but why is she giving katya
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Where I’m taking you on our date.
A street-view photograph of a restaurant called “Goon Korean BBQ.”
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spooky dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
don't talk to me till i've checked my
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bread fucker @shutupmrrogers.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
in a codependent relationship with my heated blanket
a drawing of two bunnies in their burrow captioned “and that was his home”
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bread fucker @shutupmrrogers.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
the good posters are on tumblr
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bread fucker @shutupmrrogers.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
tumblr user folkdances says debbie downer and negative nancy should lez out
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bread fucker @shutupmrrogers.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
my favorite part of posting sexual pics on my other acct here is that about five hours later my husband will just say some variation of the caption aloud to me in the room we are in completely apropos of nothing and it is so funny every single time.
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bread fucker @shutupmrrogers.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
okay real question: we all witnessed Katy Perry’s historic and career-ending flop let’s say you’re Katy. you lost all your money somehow (irrelevant for the question) and you have to get your career back. what do you do?
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BIBLEGIRL @biblegirl666.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
???????
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bread fucker @shutupmrrogers.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
i love to eat foam. cake. meringue. whipped cream. apple juice with gelatin and then you whip that up. tuesday night is foam night baby.
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collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 22/01/2025
when y’all post ass pics I love that but sometimes u guys stand in this specific pose and i just always think of this pic
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bread fucker @shutupmrrogers.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
me and Ullr our sweet new doggie
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slickfaggot on twitter @thexfiles.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
her HUSBAND is DEAD and she just wants SEX
Venus of Willendorf (?) banner on a museum with the text “this lady is waiting for you!”
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bread fucker @shutupmrrogers.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
today i learned that if i sing softly, it will keep our cat Bodie from meowing and Abel will be able to take a nap. 😸🎶
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mat @itmemat.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
more toying around with monomes iii. this time it’s grid as a giant macro x/y pad sort of thing #synthsky #monomegrid
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snak @snackalope.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
become gayer than ever
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Drew Mackie @drewgmackie.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
This is what happens when you drink too much and search “ugly frog statue” on Etsy
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
[making pizza rolls] instructions: heat them up me: yes instructions: let them cool me: no
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Abel @ffarmerabel.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Well, posting another photo of our Blue Merle, Border Collie, Ullr. Just because I think he looks so handsome!
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bread fucker @shutupmrrogers.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
my friend’s boyfriend keeps calling pregnancy “mpreg for women”
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bread fucker @shutupmrrogers.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
bought an electric blanket for the cold snap. nothing can hurt me under here
a little dog wrapped up in a blanket sleeping
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bread fucker @shutupmrrogers.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
girl that’s not….?
a mislabeled mask on facebook marketplace
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micheal @godsboy.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
if i just eat all the unhealthy snacks in my house now they won’t be here to temp me later
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a woman with a ring on her finger is making a face .
ALT: a woman with a ring on her finger is making a face .
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Abel @ffarmerabel.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
This morning, some of our more adventurous hens left the henhouse and covered run to go out into the chicken yard. The windchill was minus 2. Our Speckled Sussex and Silver Laced Wyandotte hens seem especially hardy.
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Abel @ffarmerabel.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
A visit to the farm from our very good friend, Rodrigo, who is currently residing in Arizona.
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