bread fucker @shutupmrrogers.bsky.social · 13/11/2025i may not be able to describe how this feels. but i just saw this photo i took of my husband earlier tonight and this gets pretty close 1160
bread fucker @shutupmrrogers.bsky.social · 13/11/2025i just woke up from a dream where valentina and i were driving through the dirt roads past the green fields where i grew up. i told her about how i used to be on the cusp of cultural relevance but my own integrity and morality isolated me. i’ll never be able to decide if that was really something 180
bread fucker @shutupmrrogers.bsky.social · 28/09/2025idk what the hell im doing !!!!!youtu.beGod Is A Broken Slot MachineYouTube video by homonimm 1101
bread fucker @shutupmrrogers.bsky.social · 30/01/2025the demographic information scruff has should be available to the public 1140
bread fucker @shutupmrrogers.bsky.social · 30/01/2025i’m a very nice man. for real. i’m nice. i like being nice. i like helping strangers and making them feel like there is good in the world. but if you. god help me. cut in line. 2430
Reposted by bread fuckerNafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Kurt Cobain made me gay 1131
bread fucker @shutupmrrogers.bsky.social · 28/01/2025i cast a spell and the entire beef dip-attending population bursts into tears for one minute and fifteen seconds. it becomes the defining moment of the week. three couples end up getting married. the year after everyone makes jokes like “aww don’t cry.” they sell shirts that say CRYBEAR-BY. 0160
bread fucker @shutupmrrogers.bsky.social · 28/01/2025i went out to a dance party last night one of those things where every guy is shirtless and i decided to just leave my clothes on and focus on my friends and on dancing. i actually had a great time. 0230
bread fucker @shutupmrrogers.bsky.social · 27/01/2025not to be that guy but i miss my husband so bad he’s taking care of our neighbors’ turkeys 1480
bread fucker @shutupmrrogers.bsky.social · 25/01/2025last thing i thought before i went to sleep was “god bill clinton looks like the crypt keeper” and woke up *positively obsessed* with this idea that if you kiss the actual crypt keeper you’d have to go lovecraft-style insane right? there’s no way you’d just smooch that guy and walk away unscathed 1180
Reposted by bread fuckerSedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Building confidence is like learning to love an ugly baby. 2231
Reposted by bread fuckerspooky dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 24/01/2025ok but why is she giving katya 2711
Reposted by bread fuckerUnassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Where I’m taking you on our date. 2026313
Reposted by bread fuckerspooky dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 23/01/2025don't talk to me till i've checked my 1782
bread fucker @shutupmrrogers.bsky.social · 23/01/2025in a codependent relationship with my heated blanket 0220
bread fucker @shutupmrrogers.bsky.social · 22/01/2025my favorite part of posting sexual pics on my other acct here is that about five hours later my husband will just say some variation of the caption aloud to me in the room we are in completely apropos of nothing and it is so funny every single time. 2270
bread fucker @shutupmrrogers.bsky.social · 22/01/2025okay real question: we all witnessed Katy Perry’s historic and career-ending flop let’s say you’re Katy. you lost all your money somehow (irrelevant for the question) and you have to get your career back. what do you do? 21230
bread fucker @shutupmrrogers.bsky.social · 22/01/2025i love to eat foam. cake. meringue. whipped cream. apple juice with gelatin and then you whip that up. tuesday night is foam night baby. 2170
Reposted by bread fuckercollin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 22/01/2025when y’all post ass pics I love that but sometimes u guys stand in this specific pose and i just always think of this pic 1025311
Reposted by bread fuckerslickfaggot on twitter @thexfiles.bsky.social · 21/01/2025her HUSBAND is DEAD and she just wants SEX 112121222122
bread fucker @shutupmrrogers.bsky.social · 21/01/2025today i learned that if i sing softly, it will keep our cat Bodie from meowing and Abel will be able to take a nap. 😸🎶 0100
Reposted by bread fuckermat @itmemat.bsky.social · 21/01/2025more toying around with monomes iii. this time it’s grid as a giant macro x/y pad sort of thing #synthsky #monomegrid 2482
Reposted by bread fuckerDrew Mackie @drewgmackie.bsky.social · 21/01/2025This is what happens when you drink too much and search “ugly frog statue” on Etsy 81114
Reposted by bread fuckerYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 21/01/2025[making pizza rolls] instructions: heat them up me: yes instructions: let them cool me: no 17210575845
Reposted by bread fuckerAbel @ffarmerabel.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Well, posting another photo of our Blue Merle, Border Collie, Ullr. Just because I think he looks so handsome! 1582
bread fucker @shutupmrrogers.bsky.social · 21/01/2025my friend’s boyfriend keeps calling pregnancy “mpreg for women” 2433
bread fucker @shutupmrrogers.bsky.social · 20/01/2025bought an electric blanket for the cold snap. nothing can hurt me under here 1240
Reposted by bread fuckermicheal @godsboy.bsky.social · 20/01/2025if i just eat all the unhealthy snacks in my house now they won’t be here to temp me latermedia.tenor.coma woman with a ring on her finger is making a face .ALT: a woman with a ring on her finger is making a face . 3211
Reposted by bread fuckerAbel @ffarmerabel.bsky.social · 19/01/2025This morning, some of our more adventurous hens left the henhouse and covered run to go out into the chicken yard. The windchill was minus 2. Our Speckled Sussex and Silver Laced Wyandotte hens seem especially hardy. 0311
Reposted by bread fuckerAbel @ffarmerabel.bsky.social · 02/01/2025A visit to the farm from our very good friend, Rodrigo, who is currently residing in Arizona. 1771