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Sedona Violet

@sedonaviolet.bsky.social
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A Professional Conversationalist With A Taste For The Existential & Kinky

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Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I can't tell if these are puppy eyes or Ehrlich terror eyes
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Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
We must remember we are working with a generation of No Child Left Behind kids. They were literally engineered to be stupid.
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Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
The only dad jokes I like are dead dad jokes because I'm gonna get something out of this relationship.
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Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
This is the best pizza in town because there are no pizza places in town, so of course, 'MY' pizza reigns supreme.
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Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I live in a literal dream
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Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Just told a man to go stroke with Vicks Vapor rub. I feel good.
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Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I'm feral today
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Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Sometimes, I don't block. I just delete the conversation thread so you know that I've silenced you.
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Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I desperately need everyone to get a sense of humor, expeditiously
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Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
You are made of multitudes, its just that most of them are multiples of 1
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Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Damn not our favorite little sister 😭😭😭
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Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Fuck Bernie Sanders from the bottom of my heart. You all may have short memories, but I don't. He's a big part of why we got Trump the first time so yeah he can suck my clit.
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Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
It's too early in the morning to be talking about the difference between necromancy and necrophilia but here we are. #diddy
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Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I remembered there was a custard apple hidden on a low branch. It's rare to get one of this ripe from the tree. Usually, the monkeys and birds have gotten to them first.
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Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I love my Jersey accent
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Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Hoe shit is calling my name
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Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Gen-z has killed fandom
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Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
It looked like this for exactly 3 mins
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Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Oooooo look at Doechii looking cunt
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Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Sometimes I forget my girl dog is, in fact, a dog. So when she does gross dog shit, I am always shocked. Clutching my pearls and in disbelief. Like girl....what are you doing??? That's dumb boy dog shit. 🤦🏾‍♀️
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Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
People tend to blow up their lives in the best way around me. What a performance darling 💃🏾
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Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I have done the Lord's work. The troll has blocked me.
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an older woman wearing glasses is sitting at a table with a caption that says " looks like a win win "
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Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I love it when something is so gay you have to call it out. 2 women kissing, ehhh, 2 women singing an obscure song from a musical concept album about Homer's Odyssey that never went to production??? That shits gay 🌈🌈🌈
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Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
The best thing being cringe is that I'm not the one cringing 💃🏾
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Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I am an artist of the heart. I reach into your chest, wrap my hands around it, and squeeze. Now tell me what it feels like, having me pump your heart for you?
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Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I heard someone refer to Teslas and Cybertrucks as swasticars and I will never be the same
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Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
People are going to feel targeted by the sky being blue. Talk your shit baby and dont work about them.
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Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
And this is why I talk about not touching your face until you are older because if you think 23 is your adult face you are sadly mistaken 🤷🏾‍♀️
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Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I really want to make chocolate chip cookies tomorrow
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Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I enjoy gaslighting trolls on Tiktok
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Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I imagine being a god feels a little bit like being a whore.
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Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
2 things you will never get out of me. My atm pin and my favorite #ao3 tag.
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Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
The one time I wanted a beer 🍺
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Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I have the hot kind of mommy issues.
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Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Costa Rica is the kind of place where you run into your drug dealers at the supermarket on their way to a womb healing ceremony, and that's a special kind of amazing.
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Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Turns out the seeds are toxic if chewed...they've been eating them all their life 🤦🏾‍♀️
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Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Driving a Tesla is literally a 🚩🚩🚩
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Beth 🇪🇹 @hopeforever9.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Someone said Drake makes “where my hug at?” music and I can’t unsee it
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Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Just picked my first jackfruit, straight from the tree
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Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
When I was younger, the "bags" under my eye were something to hate because they made me look old. Now, I'm 36, and people are talking about surgeries and make-up techniques to enchane your aegyo-sal to make you look cute and young.
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Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Everyone needs to watch my dog picking berries right now.
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Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Something I realized after moving to Costa Rica is the lack of diversity of birds in the northeast. The number of unique birds I encounter from my house alone on a daily basis(more during migration season) is literally mind-blowing.
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Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
The only person allowed to break my heart is me.
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Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
A bear is so rarely the problem that when it is, it makes the news. A man is so rarely not the problem that when he isn't, it makes the news.
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Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Intimacy is in the connection. A soft touch, a warm smile, a candle flickering in a dark room.
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Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I am a lover in every sense of the word
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Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Good morning
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Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I want to look you in the eyes and say something so deeply intimate it makes you want to look away.
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Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I got banned on TT live for a week. Villain origin story right here.
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