Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 12/03/2025I can't tell if these are puppy eyes or Ehrlich terror eyes 3111
Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 11/03/2025We must remember we are working with a generation of No Child Left Behind kids. They were literally engineered to be stupid. 061
Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 11/03/2025The only dad jokes I like are dead dad jokes because I'm gonna get something out of this relationship. 030
Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 10/03/2025This is the best pizza in town because there are no pizza places in town, so of course, 'MY' pizza reigns supreme. 070
Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Just told a man to go stroke with Vicks Vapor rub. I feel good. 0130
Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Sometimes, I don't block. I just delete the conversation thread so you know that I've silenced you. 060
Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 01/03/2025I desperately need everyone to get a sense of humor, expeditiously 380
Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 28/02/2025You are made of multitudes, its just that most of them are multiples of 1 040
Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Fuck Bernie Sanders from the bottom of my heart. You all may have short memories, but I don't. He's a big part of why we got Trump the first time so yeah he can suck my clit. 090
Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 24/02/2025It's too early in the morning to be talking about the difference between necromancy and necrophilia but here we are. #diddy 0130
Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 23/02/2025I remembered there was a custard apple hidden on a low branch. It's rare to get one of this ripe from the tree. Usually, the monkeys and birds have gotten to them first. 2130
Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 23/02/2025I love my Jersey accentmedia.tenor.coma man in a suit is sitting in a car and says that 's a lovely accent you have ... new jerseyALT: a man in a suit is sitting in a car and says that 's a lovely accent you have ... new jersey 050
Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Sometimes I forget my girl dog is, in fact, a dog. So when she does gross dog shit, I am always shocked. Clutching my pearls and in disbelief. Like girl....what are you doing??? That's dumb boy dog shit. 🤦🏾♀️ 1251
Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 20/02/2025People tend to blow up their lives in the best way around me. What a performance darling 💃🏾media.tenor.comtwo men are standing in front of a large window looking out at a city at nightALT: two men are standing in front of a large window looking out at a city at night 030
Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 20/02/2025I have done the Lord's work. The troll has blocked me.media.tenor.coman older woman wearing glasses is sitting at a table with a caption that says " looks like a win win "ALT: an older woman wearing glasses is sitting at a table with a caption that says " looks like a win win " 080
Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 19/02/2025I love it when something is so gay you have to call it out. 2 women kissing, ehhh, 2 women singing an obscure song from a musical concept album about Homer's Odyssey that never went to production??? That shits gay 🌈🌈🌈 0130
Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 19/02/2025The best thing being cringe is that I'm not the one cringing 💃🏾media.tenor.coma man with a beard is smiling and wearing a hatALT: a man with a beard is smiling and wearing a hat 040
Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 19/02/2025I am an artist of the heart. I reach into your chest, wrap my hands around it, and squeeze. Now tell me what it feels like, having me pump your heart for you? 040
Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 19/02/2025I heard someone refer to Teslas and Cybertrucks as swasticars and I will never be the same 071
Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 19/02/2025People are going to feel targeted by the sky being blue. Talk your shit baby and dont work about them. 020
Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 19/02/2025And this is why I talk about not touching your face until you are older because if you think 23 is your adult face you are sadly mistaken 🤷🏾♀️ 1100
Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 19/02/2025I really want to make chocolate chip cookies tomorrow 040
Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 19/02/2025I imagine being a god feels a little bit like being a whore. 1112
Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 19/02/20252 things you will never get out of me. My atm pin and my favorite #ao3 tag. 160
Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Costa Rica is the kind of place where you run into your drug dealers at the supermarket on their way to a womb healing ceremony, and that's a special kind of amazing. 0140
Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Turns out the seeds are toxic if chewed...they've been eating them all their life 🤦🏾♀️ 000
Reposted by Sedona VioletBeth 🇪🇹 @hopeforever9.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Someone said Drake makes “where my hug at?” music and I can’t unsee it 635621489
Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Just picked my first jackfruit, straight from the tree 1110
Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 17/02/2025When I was younger, the "bags" under my eye were something to hate because they made me look old. Now, I'm 36, and people are talking about surgeries and make-up techniques to enchane your aegyo-sal to make you look cute and young. 020
Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Everyone needs to watch my dog picking berries right now. 040
Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Something I realized after moving to Costa Rica is the lack of diversity of birds in the northeast. The number of unique birds I encounter from my house alone on a daily basis(more during migration season) is literally mind-blowing. 0100
Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 17/02/2025The only person allowed to break my heart is me. 060
Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 17/02/2025A bear is so rarely the problem that when it is, it makes the news. A man is so rarely not the problem that when he isn't, it makes the news. 0211
Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Intimacy is in the connection. A soft touch, a warm smile, a candle flickering in a dark room. 0160
Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 16/02/2025I want to look you in the eyes and say something so deeply intimate it makes you want to look away. 080
Sedona Violet @sedonaviolet.bsky.social · 15/02/2025I got banned on TT live for a week. Villain origin story right here.media.tenor.coma cartoon character from the simpsons is screaming and saying muahahaALT: a cartoon character from the simpsons is screaming and saying muahaha 080