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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 45m

Republican candidate: I think for myself. I don't have to do what the president says, I can disagree with him-- Trump (tweeting): Everyone has to call Congress "Toilet" now! Republican candidate: --and that's why I'm running to be your next Toiletman

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ehud barak obamaphone @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 2h

i remember in high school, a friend of mind and i spent hours "fantasycasting" a modern Taxi remake and it was really fun and funny but i don't think there's a lot of value in a making a list of "day one" impeachments. no one made our ridiculous reboot of Taxi, no one's getting impeached. shot? mayb

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ehud barak obamaphone @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

it feels like an unfilmed scene from the last season of the boys for some reason

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ehud barak obamaphone @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

uh "when missing posters go up, Ken Paxton takes them down" isn't a flex at all imo

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ehud barak obamaphone @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

i done been saying that liberals need to get right with the idea of "retaliatory violence"

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ehud barak obamaphone @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

if you told me that all three of these people had died of unrelated reasons at random points in the last 6 or 8 months, i would not be able to refute you even if i cared to.

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

For everyone who spent #MeToo fretting “what if this goes too far?”—be of good cheer! It turns out we didn’t go too far at all! It turns out we didn’t nearly far enough! Good job guys!

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ehud barak obamaphone @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

i read the first tweet and thought "i know the old dickhead already said they went too far but this can't be that big of a deal" then SOMEONE FINALLY FUCKING ADMITTED ORIGINALISM IS HORSESHIT WHAT FUCKING TIMELINE ARE WE IN NOW? i have no further comment at this time, i need to go have a long think

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ehud barak obamaphone @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

how do we get our loved ones to stop fucking feeding Meta? can AI solve that problem?

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ehud barak obamaphone @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

i'm voting for whoever promises to finish reconstruction this time

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DisheveldYoshi @disheveledyoshi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

There are repeated studies showing white Americans support welfare programs in a vacuum, but support plummets when they’re shown data those programs will benefit Black people These freaks hate the ad because they understand this intuitively. It isn’t about “fairness”; it’s about hating minorities

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ehud barak obamaphone @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

republicans are starting to remember that the last time the gop fucked shit up this badly, a black guy named hussein whipped an old white war hero's ass and that did not go well for most of these bigoted shitheels

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ehud barak obamaphone @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"it's more than a game, it's every man's right" is a wild lyric for the intro to football

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ehud barak obamaphone @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

ok i''m sorry, but the situation is bad enough without adding this shit to it

ugh, just shit you can rest assured that you are not missing

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ehud barak obamaphone @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

i'm starting to develop an interest in the second amendment, anybody know what that's about?

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

you can criticize "chart for dinner" as a misrepresentation of the debate over the economy but criticizing trans voters for balking at democrats hedging on their rights is literally the civil rights version of "chart for dinner"

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ehud barak obamaphone @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

my 26 year old self would be hard over those dl speeds but completely unsurprised that broadband is still painfully asymmetrical

screengrab of speedtest.net results: download 900.08, upload 34.81

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ehud barak obamaphone @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

they're really trying to tell us that Woke 2.0, Electric Bugaloo.0, is the reason why teenage boys can't see Sydney Sweeney's rack, aren't they?

screengrab of a headline under a Sydney Sweeney picture, what the sydney sweeney nudity controversy is really about the washington post

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ehud barak obamaphone @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

do you think we'll look back in 5 years and really wish we *had* locked up that lindsay clancy lady?

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ehud barak obamaphone @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

has anyone explored the idea that 'the antichrist/antimoses/antimohammad' is just meant to represent the ease with which the ruling class, er, um rules?

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ehud barak obamaphone @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

is bono dead? because otherwise we should have heard from him on the mackleless tour drama by now.

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ehud barak obamaphone @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

all things equal, a 'rock star' doesn't say this:

gutless statement from Ed Sheeran about Macklemore

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I’m sorry to have dem strategist brain this week but I really do think “donald trump thinks everything he’s done and will do to you and your future goes away with $5000” is something that gets the pitchforks picked up

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ehud barak obamaphone @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

just being stoned and listening to some jams, thinkin bout who should be first on line to the guillotines anyhow i just permanently excluded the eagles from spotify and i'm about to do the same to steely dan

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ehud barak obamaphone @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

it might be racially insensitive, but i'm standing behind my position that the role of Cooter in Amazon Prime's controversial "Dukes of Hazzard" reboot go to Cedric the Entertainer. as far as tow truck drivers go in 2026, Cedric as a big, lovable FAFO-type that follows both sides of the law tracks.

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ehud barak obamaphone @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

is @stavvysworld.bsky.social on bluesky? does he know? can he confirm that joe rogan has a hotwife? the people demand to know, and you're currently the People's Champion, Stavros! you must find out for the people...

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ehud barak obamaphone @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

not to just come back around to this classic obamaphone skeet, but is 'brain nerves' a redundancy, like you might as well just say 'brain brains' or 'nerve nerves'? now let's have a nice round of applause for the opening act...

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ehud barak obamaphone @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

if the answer for this question isn't yes, then who would it be for, but is Joe Rogan's wife hot? like, really hot? cause that would totally make sense, but what if she's some uggo high-school sweetheart that believed in him when before he was somebody? does anyone know if joe has a hotwife?

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ehud barak obamaphone @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

democratic politicians ought to start suggesting that supporters consider arming themselves in response to comments like those of ted cruz, just to see the response

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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

No thoughts, no plans, just vibes.

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ehud barak obamaphone @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

it's great to see such disunity between the "not MY president" and "not MY mayor" communities

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ehud barak obamaphone @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

i'm just gonna go ahead and publicly embarrass my self for this, but i decided to buy some crypto, which was bad enough, and now i'm talking to an AI assistant on Coinbase, so i really hope the ***** is worth it

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ehud barak obamaphone @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

i never really loved his music, but i didn't think it was that bad

biily joel says doctors who diagnosed him with brain disorder told him his concerts were 'causing damage to my brain nerves'

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ehud barak obamaphone @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

my coworker called me up to ask me to finish a task and then offered me the phone number of somebody we were already exchanging emails with. it's the platonic idea of a "call that should be a fucking email, goddammit."

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ehud barak obamaphone @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Post something random or you'll have an awful September

Screenshot of what appears to be an 80s kid in a darkened room with the on screen text: "Satanist Promises: 1) Power 2) Drugs 3) Giant Hog 4) Nintendo"

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ehud barak obamaphone @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

if the babylon bee had any balls, they'd post this without further comment:

Screengrab from Twitch.tv of four random Lady Streamers under the title "Legendary Women"

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ehud barak obamaphone @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

idk what it says about me that i think i recognized Ashby from TT in a television commercial or that i even know who Ashby is

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ehud barak obamaphone @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

chat, is it a bad thing if your ad about "protecting college sports" is the actual ad that paul verhoevven would use in his movie making fun of whoever made this ad

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ehud barak obamaphone @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

ok let's make the second season of the belichick era something to remember FOR POSITIVE REASONS, OKAY? BOBBY PETRINO, GOD? THAT YOUR IDEA OF A JOKE?

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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Fuck you, Tim Curry, you piece of shit.

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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

coping with being unable to sell yourself to the person in the mirror by calling up someone born yesterday to tell them about a tomorrow you won't have

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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 21/08/2026

"A bunch of people would rather post on Race War Now Dot Swastika rather than Bluesky because you keep making fun of their imaginary computer friend" is a RESOUNDING endorsement for the concept of hostility.

Part of a thread from some bluecheck:
Multiple people I know have told me that they love the idea of Bluesky, and want it to succeed, but have abandoned it for X because the use agentic tools in their work and find them incredibly useful, and feel that any mention of their usage here leads to hate and ridicule.

I wouldn't bring this up if it was just one person, but it was multiple people since the beginning of August who mentioned in passing something to the effect of either "I'd spend more time on Bluesky if people weren't so anti-AI" *or* "As much as I hate to be there all the useful AI talk is on X."

I'm not saying it's anyone's responsibility to praise AI usage. I agree with much of the criticism of the tool. But for many, many people, it is a useful tech (I have talked about the ways I find it extraordinarily useful, only to have people here mock me, insisting my lived experience is a lie).

I am just noting that for all the people here who say that people should get off X and spend more time here, the reason I keep hearing from people in various circles who would *like* to do that, but don't, is the vociferous belief of many here that there are no possible positive uses of AI.

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ehud barak obamaphone @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

wait, is "spreadsheet people" part of Woke2?

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ehud barak obamaphone @shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

chat, i have an addiction but i don't want to admit it so gimme your best tips for hiding it

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