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🦇 Ivy @askylitocean.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
a handmade embroidery artwork titled "Manually embroidered cats" created by artist @ladyserebrennikova.
It features three cats with intricate, unique patterns on their bodies.
The artist notes that these are manually embroidered and sometimes sold with baby cats included. 
The designs are often inspired by traditional art patterns like folk embroidery or floral themes.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
SESAME STREET EXEC 1: kids love bright colours, so how about a bunch of humanoid puppets in red, green, blue, orange, yellow SESAME STREET EXEC 2: ooh what if the yellow one had a head like a banana? SESAME STREET EXEC 1: I love it, yes. banana head DIVERSITY HIRE GOTH: there should be a vampire
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Shmouf @shmouflon.scorpinc.social · 11/03/2026
Reno Neighbours 2.0 continue their project which started in August last year with floor blokes this week. Last night their two super noisy dogs were out all night and putting two and two together I think they chucked the dogs out so they weren’t on the in progress floors?
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
ME: Did it hurt babe... when you fell from heaven? LUCIFER: oh I'm going to build a whole new circle just for you.
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Shmouf @shmouflon.scorpinc.social · 15/02/2026
I am in love with Zebra Haworthia but I kill every single one that comes into my house. I am gun at cacti but non-cacti succulents? Terrible. I have three Zebra Haworthias that have died this -week-.
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Shmouf @shmouflon.scorpinc.social · 11/02/2026
The middle aged men in the office (not my section) are yelling Basil Brush impressions and it’s not even 8am can we please greet the day with some mime impressions?
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Nahanyan, a railway worker black cat, is the mascot for the Kamakura Rolling Stock Center (Nakahara Branch), who fix and maintain trains.
A black cat mascot wearing high vis gear stands in front of some market stalls.
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Nikki Vera @ Studio Nyx 💜 @studionyxco.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
This beautiful Shopify website for Aziah Beauty was completed in just one VIP Day, and shows off her beautiful range of skincare products for online shopping, with an integrated POS system for in-person consults 💜 Interested to see how I can help with your website in just one day? Reach out! 🤩
A laptop sitting on a desk surrounded by flowers, photos, and a black teacup, showing Aziah Beauty's website home page.
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Shmouf @shmouflon.scorpinc.social · 02/02/2026
Full moon tonight! A Leo full moon. That means you have to go and look at it. Tell it how amazing it looks and how you’ve never seen a moon be brighter. And while you could never compete, you can bask in the moon’s rays. Let them light your way. Dance.
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Shmouf @shmouflon.scorpinc.social · 27/01/2026
When I’m busy and overwhelmed adding in to-do list creation always feels like it’s just too much but not making space for it is always my undoing. Things will fall off the edge either way, but at least with a to-do I know which pieces I’m sweeping up.
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Azathoth @az.scorpinc.social · 20/01/2026
#AzAbsorbs Bugonia (2025): letterboxd.com/judges119/fi... Absolutely fantastic, Yorgos has knocked it out of the park once again. Dungeons & Dragons: Honour Among Thieves (2023): letterboxd.com/judges119/fi... Fun adventure movie, accessible to non-DnD fans too
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A ★★★★½ review of Bugonia (2025)
i had pretty high expectations going in but this smashed them. another excellent Yorgos Lanthimos film
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Azathoth @az.scorpinc.social · 20/01/2026
#AzAbsorbs Above And Beyond by Denny Flowers: www.goodreads.com/review/show/... WH40k fiction used as a tool to explore the Netflixication/Marvelisation of cinema and turning art forms into Content™
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Az Vera's review of Above and Beyond (Lucille von Shard #2)
4/5: Another excellent example of modern WH40k books that steps beyond big dudes shooting enemy big dudes and choosing to use the framing of the universe to explore topics. While the usual trappings o...
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Shmouf @shmouflon.scorpinc.social · 20/01/2026
😭😭😭
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Azathoth @az.scorpinc.social · 07/01/2026
New year, new #AzAbsorbs thread where I cover the books, games, movies, and TV shows that I get through!
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Azathoth @az.scorpinc.social · 03/01/2026
also in what sports commentators are calling "a moment from a bullshit-ass feel-good movie" the annual serious reading deathmatch competition with @shmouflon.scorpinc.social has ended in a historic tie. gen z commentators are calling us both "chopped"
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Azathoth @az.scorpinc.social · 03/01/2026
Goodreads "Year In Review" has me at 31 books last year: www.goodreads.com/user/year_in... Quite a few re-reads and comfort reads in 2025 (a Rough Year™) but I did get to smash out the full Murderbot series in time for the show and also read the phenomenal Nock Loose by @cormacmccafe.bsky.social.
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Goodreads 2025 Year in Books
Check out My 2025 Year in Books on Goodreads!
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Shmouf @shmouflon.scorpinc.social · 03/01/2026
Full moon tonight! First full moon of 2026. Start as you mean to continue: Go outside; Look up, find the moonbeams; Dance.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Pulling a bedtime t-shirt into daytime rotation like a coach being forced to call upon a washed-up former great in the dying seconds of the big game. Once last time, champ. Let's show 'em what made you a star.
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 30/12/2025
Open up this picture fully. Then look at the surface of Mars. Then look up to the top right. Spot Mars' moon Phobos high in the sky. Then notice the bright spot beside Phobos. That's Earth.
A forlorn landscape of layered rocks in the foreground, with hills fading into the background haze. At upper top right, a small crescent moon, and a bright star.
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Rian Johnson @rianjohnson.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
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Shmouf @shmouflon.scorpinc.social · 30/12/2025
Is there a way to make broccoli or Brussels sprouts palatable that doesn’t involve honey or bacon? Not that I’m adverse to either but trying to retrain my tastebuds to enjoy gross things that are good for me.
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CocoPetsReels 🐾 @cats.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
just got back from his little adventure
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⚔️🎀 𝔉𝔦𝔞𝔡𝔥 🎀⚔️ @fiadh.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
important
badger eating berries
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
It's done.
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The Top Ten Worst Hit Songs of 2025
YouTube video by Todd in the Shadows
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Azathoth @az.scorpinc.social · 09/12/2025
"mix a handful of the seeds into four gallons of beer, drink one pint each breakfast to prepare for spring" "bruise the leaves and mix with wine, regular intake will help warm the stomach" i love Culpeper's Herbal. dude really had that king shit advice.
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Shmouf @shmouflon.scorpinc.social · 08/12/2025
Thanks Spotify for showing me the 20TH ANNIVERSARY version of Separation Sunday what the hell 20 years WHAT
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Shmouf @shmouflon.scorpinc.social · 04/12/2025
Full moon! Supermoon! Tonight! The last for the year, the first for summer. It’s warm enough to be outside in the moonlight with bare feet. Dance.
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Shmouf @shmouflon.scorpinc.social · 18/11/2025
My local post office has moved aggressively to parcel lockers which I understand and think is perfect for people wanting to pick stuff up after hours.
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Shmouf @shmouflon.scorpinc.social · 13/11/2025
Reno Neighbours 2.0 have builders back after two months of them leaving their skip out the front of my place. Their band-sawing combined with the bloke across the road deploying the noisiest hedge trimmer + the chuck-clang-bang of stuff going into the skip miiiiight just push me over the edge.
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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
WE DO NOT CAUSE STRANGE SHADOWS. STRANGE PEOPLE CAUSE STRANGE SHADOWS.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Okay, that's a good start. Now release the Kelly Rowland Excel Spreadsheets.
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Shmouf @shmouflon.scorpinc.social · 06/11/2025
Full moon! Tonight! Moonlight! Dance.
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apology amatti @kbandersonyo.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
The Rizzler implies the existence of the Gizzler if we're going by Wu-Tang logic
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Shmouf @shmouflon.scorpinc.social · 04/11/2025
This morning has been about passive-aggressive bureaucracy and having a surreal moment explaining to the help desk that my colleague can’t see the updates to their query because the query is about not having access to the system where the updates are being sent.
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t4trees @repinuj.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
I painted ur dog
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Queen of Swords Press @qospress.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
#Booksky Looking for great gay gaslamp mystery/fantasies? DEATH BY SILVER and A DEATH AT THE DIONYSUS CLUB by @blueterraplane.bsky.social and @amygriswold.bsky.social are both on sale until 11/1! shop.ingramspark.com/b/084?params...
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Seph 💖💜💙🧜🏻‍♀️🌊✨ @mermaidseph.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Punkins
Two large, orange carved pumpkins. On the left is the face of the giant pumpkin man from Over the Garden Wall, on the right is a BB pod from Death Stranding 2 with tentacles inside instead of a baby.
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Shmouf @shmouflon.scorpinc.social · 24/10/2025
Press 1 for Milky Way or 2 for kutkat
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Shmouf @shmouflon.scorpinc.social · 24/10/2025
Decided to try this sparkling wine I got for Xmas last year and my face is gnumb
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Totoko the eel is the mascot for the Tokyo restaurant chain Nadai Unatoto. An electric eel, she charges everyone she meets with a burst of vitality. She likes swimming in sauce and napping in a rice cooker.
A smiling eel with legs, wearing a red jacket and white headband, stands in a crowded park.
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Michelle Morrell @vylotte.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
A lovely autumn day in Seattle
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Shmouf @shmouflon.scorpinc.social · 16/10/2025
Work IT just changed my inbox to most recent 3 months only and now I only have 287 unread emails showing, down from 613. Productive day, logging off early, efficient me.
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Li Chen @exocomics.com · 08/10/2025
candy
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Shmouf @shmouflon.scorpinc.social · 08/10/2025
I’m on Taylor Hate TikTok but I’ve watched so many vids playing parts of bad songs that the bad song parts are stuck in my brain on a loop help me
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Shmouf @shmouflon.scorpinc.social · 08/10/2025
Where I work now is a big glass, concrete and metal building with atriums. It’s hard, with edges. It’s attached to a childcare centre and you see parents/caregivers who work here leading their kids through this space to childcare.
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Shmouf @shmouflon.scorpinc.social · 07/10/2025
Full moon tonight! All this supermoon talk when the moon is forever super. Dance in the moonlight, dance in the rain that’s been kissed by moonbeams you can’t see, dance under a clear sky. Dance.
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Shmouf @shmouflon.scorpinc.social · 03/10/2025
The ice cubes are in the freezer but precarious
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Shmouf @shmouflon.scorpinc.social · 03/10/2025
And as such I will fe attempting to make choc m and n popcorn
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Shmouf @shmouflon.scorpinc.social · 03/10/2025
Hello I have had some drinks
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