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Azathoth @az.scorpinc.social · 11/10/2026

following the infamous 2020 report into discrepancies in (popular YouTuber) Dream's world record attempt: mcspeedrun.com/wp-content/u... it looks like the MC community has found a new technique ("Jolt Cracking") to discover more cheating in his videos: youtu.be/WsWNWzSwVUA

The infamous September 11 photo of an aide leaning down to speak into George W. Bush's and inform him with text overlaid that says "Sir, a second form of RNG analysis developed to detect Dream cheating has hit the Minecraft community"

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Azathoth @az.scorpinc.social · 27/02/2026

if it's worth doing scared, it's worth doing naked.

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Azathoth @az.scorpinc.social · 12/02/2026

shit sleep last night, woke up at least 3x yelling/screaming from nightmares. BUT! before that i did have the most novel and fun experience: i snort-laughed myself awake from a dream!!!!

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Azathoth @az.scorpinc.social · 07/01/2026

New year, new #AzAbsorbs thread where I cover the books, games, movies, and TV shows that I get through!

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Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Given what we know about the drug addiction in US Special Forces it makes sense they’d invade Venezuela.

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Shmouf @shmouflon.scorpinc.social · 03/01/2026

Full moon tonight! First full moon of 2026. Start as you mean to continue: Go outside; Look up, find the moonbeams; Dance.

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Azathoth @az.scorpinc.social · 03/01/2026

Goodreads "Year In Review" has me at 31 books last year: www.goodreads.com/user/year_in... Quite a few re-reads and comfort reads in 2025 (a Rough Year™) but I did get to smash out the full Murderbot series in time for the show and also read the phenomenal Nock Loose by @cormacmccafe.bsky.social.

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Goodreads 2025 Year in Books

Check out My 2025 Year in Books on Goodreads!

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Azathoth @az.scorpinc.social · 13/12/2025

"Black Mirror predicted David Cameron fucking a pig, it is the most prescient British show ever" This is blatant Ali G Indahouse (2002) erasure

a screenshot from Ali G Indahouse (2002) where Ali G and the Westside posse break into a safe in the Prime Minister's office and discover blackmail material of various MPs including one of a male MP fucking a pig.

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Azathoth @az.scorpinc.social · 12/12/2025

hmmm, i need a better rip of The Cabin In The Woods, let's search an aggregator for it... " did you mean: Blake Blossom Fuck Cabin In The Woods - 100/500 Girl Fucks Stepdad In Cabin In Woods - 98/300 Blowjob and cum on tits in cabin in the woods - 39/250 The Cabin In The Woods (2011) - 7/12 "

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Millie @millieindeed.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Caught up with @az.scorpinc.social the other day

Picture of a bin chicken aka my good friend Az

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Azathoth @az.scorpinc.social · 09/12/2025

"mix a handful of the seeds into four gallons of beer, drink one pint each breakfast to prepare for spring" "bruise the leaves and mix with wine, regular intake will help warm the stomach" i love Culpeper's Herbal. dude really had that king shit advice.

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Azathoth @az.scorpinc.social · 02/12/2025

fancy car meets? i don't understand that sort of poor city behaviour since we have fancy private helicopter meets.

a photo taken from a third floor window looking out at a riverfront green space that has a collection of five private helicopters of different makes, models, and visual decoration. a collection of people walk around them, with some high end people moving vehicles around to shuttle the richy riches.

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Azathoth @az.scorpinc.social · 22/10/2025

Spent a four day work junket in Cairns with Nikki, didn't get many photos because i was too in the moment (freaked out by how much geography there was) - went snorkelling on the great barrier reef - took my good hairspray and hairdryer, everyone loved the mohawk

a photo from a hotel balcony showing a tropical destination with lots of palm trees and houses and roads built to channel away rapid water accretion. in the distance there's tall hills and mountains but not that far in the distance and oh my god there's so many of them.

a marina full of boats on the ocean but right across the bay there's more land and immediately that land is devoured by massive hills and the clouds are so low because somehow we are both at sea level and near the penthouse of the tower of babel

a reverse mirror selfie? Az takes a selfie over their shoulder at the hotel mirror behind them showing off the back of their head and their tall, spiked high mohawk. they are wearing a mesh-backed singlet which shows off their decently shaped shoulders and part of a cute back tattoo consisting of the silhouettes of a crow and two panthers all following each other.

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Nyx 💜 @nyxvee.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

Hi Cairns! w. @az.scorpinc.social 💚

A lush hotel garden and pool, with green mountains between the palm trees and cloudy sky.

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Azathoth @az.scorpinc.social · 23/09/2025

New blog post! Making a satellite basemap because you care about your users privacy, making it static XYZ tiles because you care about your compute. You can do all this for just the cost of your sanity (and maybe drive space): az.id.au/dev/static-f...

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Az - Static File Webmap

Protect user privacy and avoid third parties for the low cost of your sanity and bandwidth by making your own static file basemap.

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Azathoth @az.scorpinc.social · 16/09/2025

i love that Dead Island 2 is so incredibly silly but also the first zombie media that gives a description why some zombies are different. the super strength ones are roided-out gym-bros, the runners are mostly Uber Eats delivery cyclists, etc.

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Azathoth @az.scorpinc.social · 15/09/2025

working on a project to add a Digital Elevation model to my Satisfactory server map but it was going to take ~28days to finish processing. asked myself "WWSD" (what would @shrydar.bsky.social do) and optimised it down to 2hrs

part of the map from Satisfactory with a red line and a single icon showing a truck traveling across part of the world. the map looks like a standard web map interface using WebGL to display it with a certain pitch so you can see the rise and fall of terrain.

a bit spotty in places where i lack data but a solid first draft.

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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about

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Millie @millieindeed.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

"And finally, a couple of weeks ago, I realised that all this daydreaming wasn’t helping me acheive my goal. I could shit in one hand and wish in the other and see which fills up first, or I could just use what I had lying around and get started" - az.id.au/ops/claude-t...

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Az - Claude: The Laptop

An experiment in low power computing using a Raspberry Pi, small HDMI display, and a keyboard.

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Jeanette @jeanette555.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

@az.scorpinc.social GasClocking (vb): "... a research study where participants were required to engage in various tasks with a clock that was either accurate or artificially speeded up."

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Azathoth @az.scorpinc.social · 05/08/2025

i love how after an album Spotify goes "oh i'll keep playing stuff i think you'll like" after 3CAG by KNEECAP it played "I HATE RICH CUNTS" by MUDRAT which is a completely different vibe but exactly what i wanted (Aussie leftist hiphop/punk/nu-metal): mudratmp3.bandcamp.com/track/i-hate...

mudratmp3.bandcamp.com

I HATE RICH CUNTS, by MUDRAT

track by MUDRAT

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Azathoth @az.scorpinc.social · 23/07/2025

when is GIS not GIS? when your only option for rain radar is a PNG! spent a few hours comparing landmarks and counting pixels until i could pick out my locale in the BoM weather radar and add it to my dashboard. obviously not going out now, that's fukt m8.

an old 4:3 LCD monitor that looks like it was nicked from bulk rubbish collection sits on a desk displaying a terminal interface. at the bottom are a few labels for time and temp but the majority of the display is taken up by an old-school looking graph plotting a series of shapes in either bright green and red squares or dull green and red dots, sort of like shapes on a map.

there's also two sine waves that are slightly out of phase going across the graph but they don't seem to serve any purpose except to look cool. which they do.

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Jeanette @jeanette555.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

@az.scorpinc.social GasLamp is a weird name for a coffee shop but ok.

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Shmouf @shmouflon.scorpinc.social · 14/07/2025

New-ish month, new page on my calendar featuring @az.scorpinc.social’s amazing art! Sometimes a goat needs cheap and terrible yet addictive coffee. Yearns for it, in fact.

A goat gazes up at the menu board of a ramshackle coffee stand, pondering her choices and also her caffeine deficit. The caption reads Early morning Jack's [tm] Terrible [tm] Coffee [tm]?

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Azathoth @az.scorpinc.social · 13/07/2025

A bit belated but new month new meerkat on my amazing calendar from @shmouflon.scorpinc.social ! Puds covered in the evidence of his crimes (of which he is completely innocent)

a calendar open to July 2025 featuring a meerkat standing up but head and shoulders slumped forward rather than in traditional alert-spotting position for keeping an eye out for food trucks. possibly because of what looks like sand on the end of their nose and the corners of their eyes that is more likely to be delicious cinnamon sugar.

a caption says "Puds looking a little ashamed that he ate all the management meeting cinnamon donuts he was meant to deliver (he'd do it again)"

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Azathoth @az.scorpinc.social · 11/07/2025

fucked thing happening lately is Google not telling you what their price change is in the emails informing you of said change. "to see the change please visit our blog explaining the change and then visit the admin portal to see the change" is this cause it's the third increase this calendar year?

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Azathoth @az.scorpinc.social · 29/06/2025

Well, I'd like to see ol @mikebrooks668.bsky.social write his way out of THIS jam! *Mike writes his way out of the jam beautifully in the last 5 pages* Ah! Well. Nevertheless,

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Azathoth @az.scorpinc.social · 20/06/2025

once again messing up the steam hardware survey's "total desktop resolution" section

a screenshot of a full windows desktop featuring five monitors all of different resolutions and orientations and placed in odd alignment

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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Concurrently terrifying and erotic Goodnight

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Shmouf @shmouflon.scorpinc.social · 11/06/2025

New(ish) month, new page on my calendar featuring @az.scorpinc.social’s art! Excited to be out and about with Snowy.

A fahncy shopping area with an excited looking goat and a mid-sized-panther-sized black cat. Neither looks like they have any cash or cards but you get the feeling that won’t be an issue. The caption reads “Best friends forever birthday shopping trip?”

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Azathoth @az.scorpinc.social · 05/06/2025

not sure why people complain about ads on FB being trash/slop. yesterday i got served both of these so maybe the algorithm just thinks you're a scrub? (wish I'd screenshotted the ones last week for the local luxury yacht dealer)

a Facebook add for Lotus Cars Perth, showing off the new Lotus Emira first edition.

a Facebook add for Global Rescue. Consisting of former Navy SEALS, Green Berets, Pararescuemen, and Army Rangers, our security operations team gets our members out... See More.

It seems to be an emergency extraction service for rich people.

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Azathoth @az.scorpinc.social · 04/06/2025

New month, new meer-goat!?! on my amazing calendar from @shmouflon.scorpinc.social ! Time to party like it's the 1880's!

A calendar open to June 2025 with the caption "My fur isn't white it's just reflective!"

The photo shows a goat poking her head between the balusters of a fence and perhaps bleating that caption at the cameraperson. Her tall horns are a good warning not to push the subject if people don't want to get headbutted around a bit, especially since her fur is definitely white despite appearances. There is none of the white, fox grey, or Mallen streaks of old age on this goat, definitely not, no sirree.

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Azathoth @az.scorpinc.social · 01/06/2025

Big fan of how in Sand Castle (2017), Henry Cavill had a buzz cut and the world's worst beard and so angered everyone he promised never to do it again, keeping his promise in Argylle (2024) where he debuted a clean shaven face and the world's worst haircut.

Henry Cavill in Sand Castle (2017), dressed in US military gear with vest, short sleeved t-shirt, shemagh, and missing rank/name patches. He is covered in dirt and blood with a #2 clippers buzzcut and overgrown facial hair consisting of heavy sideburns and full chops/cheek/chin/philtrum/neck covereage. This is the look of someone who films FB rants in his lifted F150 while wearing Oakleys.

I cannot overstate how fuck ugly that beard is on 2013's "World's Sexiest Man".

Henry Cavill in Argylle (2024) wearing a forest green velour jacket with a high collar buttoned up completely, covering his neck. His face is clean shaven but his head has some monstrosity where a stylist has frankensteined a "sweetheart neckline" as a hairline that is spiked straight up. The voluminous effect and flat top nature of it is giving "80's synth band" while the clipped sides at about a #5 ruin any chance of that.

To top it off, the hairline at the temples have been finished with the surgical precision of a father with a new edge trimmer, truly a hairpiece of all time.

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Nyx 💜 @nyxvee.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

Sorry not sorry @az.scorpinc.social 🤣

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Azathoth @az.scorpinc.social · 16/05/2025

"@gork is this true" the stars above twinkle, a sign from the god that the warbosses plan will go off without a hitch. of course, perhaps the twinkle is the laughter of Mork's cunning but brutal nature leading us astray. doesn't matter as long as there's a good scrap.

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Azathoth @az.scorpinc.social · 16/05/2025

the premiere of Sex And The City is closer to the fall of the Soviet Union then it is to the birthday of people turning 18.

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Azathoth @az.scorpinc.social · 14/05/2025

what's the recommended way/package to create/start a React webapp?

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Shmouf @shmouflon.scorpinc.social · 12/05/2025

New(ish) month, new page on my calendar featuring @az.scorpinc.social’s amazing art! This month I’m in awe of Snowy’s complex. Rumour has it he has so many rooms so he doesn’t have to bask in the same sunbeam more than once.

A blender art piece showing two workers in hazmat gear standing on a balcony of an industrial building, several floors up. A white goat looks in wonder as one of the workers gestures to a huge white building complex across the way. The goat may also be flummoxed that the box of Chinese takeaway on the balcony is empty. The caption reads “That edifice is SnowyLand? I guess it’s good that he lives near the interns”.

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Notorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

hobbies i have and the amount of federal regulation involved: * amateur radio (proctored quiz for license, occasional renewal) * remote controlled aircraft (online quiz, tracking hardware, hardware registration, occasional renewal) * firearms

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Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

You Smoke Too Tough. Your Swag Too Different. Your Bitch Is Too Bad. They’ll Kill You, Pope Bobby.

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Azathoth @az.scorpinc.social · 11/05/2025

great haul at verge collection but you drive a Mazda 3 🤝 Theranos getting $750mil without a working prototype 🤝 good trucker-themed drag name 🤝 Most cryptocurrencies 🤝 the $7500 a guy at the club asked me to hold onto because he tried to sell to an undercover cop 🤝 breeding kink

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Azathoth @az.scorpinc.social · 09/05/2025

job opportunities for math majors (2025 update): - terrorist - pope

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Azathoth @az.scorpinc.social · 09/05/2025

new Very Important People on Dropout, featuring Brennan Lee Mulligan as the Trumpet Of Patriots candidate for the electorate of Bowman

A frame from Very Important People on Dropout with Brennan Lee Mulligan dressed up as a professional wrestler angrily yelling and throwing the non-binary host Vic Michaelis's onto the ground in their chair.

The subtitles show Brennan is screaming "every divorced man is a hero".

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Azathoth @az.scorpinc.social · 05/05/2025

Riddick (2013) - 1:59:30 - Saitek X52 HOTAS!

a frame from the 2013 movie Riddick. the titular character's hands are on a joystick and throttle, easing them both back. they are the control system for a spaceship he is piloting. there are heaps of fancy red monitors displays in the cockpit

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