Reposted by shmooooolTOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 17/07/2023KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor 59176144722
shmoooool @shmoowoo.bsky.social · 30/03/2025there's an inherent violence in the 🤗 emoji, people who use it give me the ick and, frankly, should not show their faces in public!! 020
Reposted by shmooooolM. C. Escher @mcescher.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Flat Worms www.wikiart.org/en/m-c-escher/flat-… 091
Reposted by shmooooolbajamiku @bajamiku.bsky.social · 16/03/2025rum and coke? more like cum and stroke 071
Reposted by shmooooolAmadeo Cardoso @amadeocardoso.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Clown, Horse, Salamandra www.wikiart.org/en/amadeo-de-souza-… 011
shmoooool @shmoowoo.bsky.social · 23/12/2024woke up with a raging knot in my back- all i'm saying is i get where luigi was coming from 030
Reposted by shmooooolNate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Told a guy at the urinal that I liked his stream tone and he thanked me in a way that made it obvious it’s been too long since he’s heard a compliment. We need to take better care of our boys. 317418
shmoooool @shmoowoo.bsky.social · 20/12/2024one still from each of your letterboxd top 4 it took incredible discipline to pick a still other than The Shot for Fallen Angels 😮💨 #filmsky #letterboxd 060
shmoooool @shmoowoo.bsky.social · 19/12/2024microdosing being 30 years old by pulling a back muscle in my sleep at age 25 040
shmoooool @shmoowoo.bsky.social · 19/12/2024ngl i take great pleasure in feeding wee joker to the sacrificial dagger can't stand that little twerp. 130
shmoooool @shmoowoo.bsky.social · 17/12/2024*opening the microwave just as the countdown ends triggering a perfect parry sound effect* 040
shmoooool @shmoowoo.bsky.social · 12/12/2024woke up with the Itch to Pet a Cat i get leading up to visiting for the holidays, got home and one of the neighbor cats finally let me pet them seems like a good omen :) 020
shmoooool @shmoowoo.bsky.social · 11/12/2024GUYS, GUYS, when you're finished with the floaty bits in pho DON'T throw away the broth- take a big sip and get ready to have your MIND BLOWN 051
Reposted by shmooooolEgon Schiele @artistschiele.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Sunflower, 1909 botfrens.com/collections/88/content… 0279
shmoooool @shmoowoo.bsky.social · 09/12/2024i should've committed to facial hair sooner im stroking my chin crazy-style 051
Reposted by shmooooolJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/12/2024operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency me: hold on i'm on the phone operator: i know me: oh. right. so. hiker isn't the strongest balatro joker, but it is my favorite. even if you sell it, it's already chipped up your deck like crazy operator: totally agree me: hey i'm on the phone 412598303
shmoooool @shmoowoo.bsky.social · 07/12/2024soothing my mind out of a panic attack by imagining a twangy southern voice pronouncing "tsundere" and "yandere" 010
shmoooool @shmoowoo.bsky.social · 04/12/2024[bad jerry seinfeld impression] what's the deal with all these resist lib cross-stitch projects on my discover feed? 030
Reposted by shmooooolEgon Schiele @artistschiele.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Agony, 1912 botfrens.com/collections/88/content… 0213
Reposted by shmooooolkaranormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 29/11/2024you can drive without brakes if you want, there's nothing stopping you 291549327
shmoooool @shmoowoo.bsky.social · 29/11/2024what am i thankful for this year? how about... the girl reading this :) 051
shmoooool @shmoowoo.bsky.social · 27/11/2024you're life can't be "stupid" AND "chungus" 😡 using more than one adjective per noun is big and greedy 131
shmoooool @shmoowoo.bsky.social · 27/11/2024woke up, threw my phone across the room, and managed to actually get some writing done, but here i am, on my phone, so i guess i gotta go with the nuclear option (throwing it out the window) 030
shmoooool @shmoowoo.bsky.social · 22/11/2024open.spotify.com/track/0nj9Bq... Kendrick inventing new ways to pronounce words in a weird voice... it heals meopen.spotify.comsquabble up 030
shmoooool @shmoowoo.bsky.social · 21/11/2024sometimes ya gotta boil yourself in the shower like a lobster so that seltzer in the freezer hits extra hard 140
shmoooool @shmoowoo.bsky.social · 21/11/2024all my life, my "homies" have been frontin... dissin' my girl. not anymore. today, they learn what made me so violent. 020
Reposted by shmooooolsoul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 19/11/2024it’s hard to even remember what my life looked like before the 🫡 emoji 391624191
shmoooool @shmoowoo.bsky.social · 19/11/2024nothing crunchy to snack on :( uncooked pasta it is 😋 020
shmoooool @shmoowoo.bsky.social · 18/11/2024"gams" is such a good word you can tell it was invented by a #RealLegLover 010
shmoooool @shmoowoo.bsky.social · 18/11/2024fuuuuuck i have so many movies in my mental list that i HAVE to watch for the pure sake of enjoyment FUCK 030
Reposted by shmooooolEgon Schiele @artistschiele.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Seated Woman with Bent Knee, 1917 botfrens.com/collections/88/content… 1887
Reposted by shmooooolJean-Michel Basquiat @basquiat.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Untitled, 1982 botfrens.com/collections/27/content… 06012
Reposted by shmooooolGeorge Ștefănescu @gstefanescu.bsky.social · 22/10/2024Cathedral www.wikiart.org/en/george-stefanesc… 011
Reposted by shmooooolFrida Kahlo @frida-kahlo.bsky.social · 02/11/2024Self Portrait with Monkeys, 1943 072
Reposted by shmooooolFrancis Bacon @francisbacon.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Lying Figure www.wikiart.org/en/francis-bacon/ly… 051
Reposted by shmooooolEgon Schiele @artistschiele.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Fighter, 1913 botfrens.com/collections/88/content… 0153
Reposted by shmooooolGustav Klimt @klimtgustav.bsky.social · 17/11/2024The Virgin www.wikiart.org/en/gustav-klimt/the… 0191
Reposted by shmooooolmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 16/11/2024i went outside and had multiple conversations with people today and i decided the numbers on this site dont matter to me anymore (until the next time i have a neurotic breakdown) 42022
shmoooool @shmoowoo.bsky.social · 16/11/2024oh sorry is there a sportsball going on tonight? i wouldn't know i'm too busy seeing the greatest living mind at work 160
shmoooool @shmoowoo.bsky.social · 15/11/2024the water's too nice and clean and reasonably temperatured over here, we need someone to cannonball or pee in the pool or something 131
shmoooool @shmoowoo.bsky.social · 07/11/2024im gonna tear it up and make this place the place to be just as soon as they add DMs and drafts and account handles aren't impossible to search for and elon kills himself, trust 041
