Reposted by shmooooolTOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 17/07/2023KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor 59176134722
shmoooool @shmoowoo.bsky.social · 30/03/2025there's an inherent violence in the 🤗 emoji, people who use it give me the ick and, frankly, should not show their faces in public!! 020
Reposted by shmooooolM. C. Escher @mcescher.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Flat Worms www.wikiart.org/en/m-c-escher/flat-… 091
Reposted by shmooooolbajamiku @bajamiku.bsky.social · 16/03/2025rum and coke? more like cum and stroke 071
Reposted by shmooooolAmadeo Cardoso @amadeocardoso.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Clown, Horse, Salamandra www.wikiart.org/en/amadeo-de-souza-… 011
shmoooool @shmoowoo.bsky.social · 23/12/2024woke up with a raging knot in my back- all i'm saying is i get where luigi was coming from 030
Reposted by shmooooolNate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Told a guy at the urinal that I liked his stream tone and he thanked me in a way that made it obvious it’s been too long since he’s heard a compliment. We need to take better care of our boys. 317418
shmoooool @shmoowoo.bsky.social · 20/12/2024might have to schedule a Cuckoo viewing in the 'cord 🤔 110
shmoooool @shmoowoo.bsky.social · 20/12/2024one still from each of your letterboxd top 4 it took incredible discipline to pick a still other than The Shot for Fallen Angels 😮💨 #filmsky #letterboxd 060
shmoooool @shmoowoo.bsky.social · 19/12/2024microdosing being 30 years old by pulling a back muscle in my sleep at age 25 040
shmoooool @shmoowoo.bsky.social · 19/12/2024takes too long to pay off 🥱 i'll take that dagger +4 mult with pleasure 100
shmoooool @shmoowoo.bsky.social · 19/12/2024ngl i take great pleasure in feeding wee joker to the sacrificial dagger can't stand that little twerp. 130
shmoooool @shmoowoo.bsky.social · 17/12/2024*opening the microwave just as the countdown ends triggering a perfect parry sound effect* 040
shmoooool @shmoowoo.bsky.social · 12/12/2024woke up with the Itch to Pet a Cat i get leading up to visiting for the holidays, got home and one of the neighbor cats finally let me pet them seems like a good omen :) 020
shmoooool @shmoowoo.bsky.social · 11/12/2024GUYS, GUYS, when you're finished with the floaty bits in pho DON'T throw away the broth- take a big sip and get ready to have your MIND BLOWN 051
shmoooool @shmoowoo.bsky.social · 10/12/2024open.spotify.comExpress YourselfN.W.A. · Straight Outta Compton · Song · 1988 010
Reposted by shmooooolEgon Schiele @artistschiele.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Sunflower, 1909 botfrens.com/collections/88/content… 0279
shmoooool @shmoowoo.bsky.social · 09/12/2024i should've committed to facial hair sooner im stroking my chin crazy-style 051
Reposted by shmooooolJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/12/2024operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency me: hold on i'm on the phone operator: i know me: oh. right. so. hiker isn't the strongest balatro joker, but it is my favorite. even if you sell it, it's already chipped up your deck like crazy operator: totally agree me: hey i'm on the phone 412598303
shmoooool @shmoowoo.bsky.social · 07/12/2024soothing my mind out of a panic attack by imagining a twangy southern voice pronouncing "tsundere" and "yandere" 010
shmoooool @shmoowoo.bsky.social · 04/12/2024[bad jerry seinfeld impression] what's the deal with all these resist lib cross-stitch projects on my discover feed? 030
shmoooool @shmoowoo.bsky.social · 03/12/2024industry workers grabbing a haul on their night off probably 010
Reposted by shmooooolEgon Schiele @artistschiele.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Agony, 1912 botfrens.com/collections/88/content… 0213
Reposted by shmooooolkaranormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 29/11/2024you can drive without brakes if you want, there's nothing stopping you 291549327
shmoooool @shmoowoo.bsky.social · 29/11/2024what am i thankful for this year? how about... the girl reading this :) 051
shmoooool @shmoowoo.bsky.social · 28/11/2024i wouldn't put it past you of all people to find a way to end up with that tl again 020
shmoooool @shmoowoo.bsky.social · 27/11/2024agonymedia.tenor.coma picture of a man with elf ears and the words minor spelling mistake on the bottomALT: a picture of a man with elf ears and the words minor spelling mistake on the bottom 030
shmoooool @shmoowoo.bsky.social · 27/11/2024you're life can't be "stupid" AND "chungus" 😡 using more than one adjective per noun is big and greedy 131
shmoooool @shmoowoo.bsky.social · 27/11/2024[positive psychologist voice] it's good to have hobbies! 120
shmoooool @shmoowoo.bsky.social · 27/11/2024woke up, threw my phone across the room, and managed to actually get some writing done, but here i am, on my phone, so i guess i gotta go with the nuclear option (throwing it out the window) 030
shmoooool @shmoowoo.bsky.social · 22/11/2024open.spotify.com/track/0nj9Bq... Kendrick inventing new ways to pronounce words in a weird voice... it heals meopen.spotify.comsquabble up 030
shmoooool @shmoowoo.bsky.social · 21/11/2024sometimes ya gotta boil yourself in the shower like a lobster so that seltzer in the freezer hits extra hard 140
