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Robbie

@shmapey.bsky.social
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He/him, bi, 34, may we make plowshares of our swords

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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Finally got a pic with @carmparens.bsky.social at an event!
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh hello I forgot about this place
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Some of you have never listened to “Komm, süsser Tod” while spamming League of Legends ranked games for 14 hours and that’s what sets me apart from you. (Send help)
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
This is what living in Texas is like now.
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Cas 🐶 @castussan.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Sakura and Doremi ❣️
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Fire Writing
ALT: Fire Writing
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Sol @racesolar.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
ALL OF EXISTENCE... BENT TO MY WILL..! *rotates the stage 90 degrees*
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ダリク @darikuyamato.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
メノウ/処刑少女の生きる道(お題箱)
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
One thing I admire about foot fetishists is they still believe in sole mates
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
A handful of fanfest pics
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James GHOULizio 👻 @theswweet.myatproto.social · 17/04/2026
You and 7 clowns band together to clear an ultimate and eventually realize that there are, in fact, 9 clowns.
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Texas has been too hot lately. Someone fix that please.
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Fanfest next week. I’m going to fanfest next week. The reality is finally starting to hit me that it’s real.
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Bloody Marie "Dollspooker" Dollfucker @dollfucker.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
That top down RTS pussy got me saying "at once" "very well" "moving there now" "as you command"
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Searyn 🔞 @searynnsfw.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Something quick for the egg season
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Rosarie Maria🦐 @fatamorgana.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I need to reiterate that the 1993 Super Mario Bros movie is a good film. The fact it was spat on is absolutely reflective of our dark world.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two friends at a table in a bar. One of them says, “here we go.” Panel 2: He continues, “Derek is doing his pickup routine again.” Derek is person-sized anole lizard in a brown leather jacket. He’s at the bar, drink in hand, extending his dulap (the red, retractable piece of flesh under a lizards neck) at a woman sitting next to him. Panel 3: the two friends at the table are dumbfounded to see Derek successfully attracted this woman, and they are leaving the bar together.
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Rosarie Maria🦐 @fatamorgana.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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fico @ficochu.xyz · 03/03/2026
when someone says “great job team” but you’re the only one who actually did anything.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
my new politics adjacent thing is getting really pissed off when people give a human name to a Rat
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Gountro (comms open) @gountro.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
repost
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 27/02/2026
there's literally nothing cooler than when the boss heals you before the battle. oldest trope in the business, good as shit every single time
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Emotionally, I understand Bad Bunny completely. Linguistically, there’s a measurable gap but I mean, who’s counting anyway?
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Life hack, crack open the third beer, and then the fourth beer
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Need a gf who is a smarter than me but loves me for my kindness
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Effie 🐊 villain kisser @simplyeffie.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
happy president's day to Gulool Ja only and no one else
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a cartoon character is standing on a tiled floor
ALT: a cartoon character is standing on a tiled floor
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
The musical transition Bad Bunny does in KLOuFRENS is fucking incredible every time
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📉𝙇𝙤𝙬-𝙋𝙤𝙡𝙮 📈𝙃𝙞𝙜𝙝-𝙍𝙚𝙨 @lowpolyhighres.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Donkey Kong 64 (N64) (1999) 1/2
The Kong krew standing on a wooden stage with the spotlight down on them as they pose and rap, inviting you that "you can join in too".

From left to right we have Tiny Kong, the little girl with blonde pony tails, rainbow cap and blue overalls with a daisy flower.

Then there's Lanky Kong, the orangest of the Kongs with a very tight white shirt and blue pants with suspenders, described as "a twisted twig on a distant branch of the family tree."

Donkey Kong is there in the center with his hands behind his back and his big red necktie covering his privates, rappin' with a 'tude.

The burly Chunky Kong is the biggest of the bunch and in his Disco Stu era, wearing a shiny purple outfit and fake afro.

And last and probably least, we have Diddy Kong, standing with his arms crossed and looking somewhere else, being too cool for school and flinging his stool like a fool.Donkey Kong running through the jungle in a nice third person view, giving us a great look at his ample cakes, deliberately avoiding the dirt road and running through the grass towards a wooden sign that's partially obstructed so it looks like it's saying "BANAN HOA" which is what Mr. Kong clearly is, a banana hoe.A closeup of The Kremling Krew with the buffed up blue Kritter kalled Kasplat wearing a black vest and cool shades. Next to him stands Klump, a big pink lizard guy wearing a green Nam helmet and an orange vest with lots and lots of green pouches on the side (it's like three of them) and then there's a smaller croc Kritter looking very enthusiastic for wearing a chastity belt.Chunky Kong running through a narrow path into a circular plateau overlooking a giant stone bat face (or vampire ape?) with pineapple for eyes carved into the vast cave walls. The ape lore is vast and deep.
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
@carmparens.bsky.social In the spirit of being a nosy bitch, what deck are you looking to build in riftbound with the release of Spiritforged?
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Go to bed cold. Wake up hot. That’s Texas living for ya
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Soldier girl:
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
My only goal for this year is to develop a personal five year plan to accomplish by the time I’m 40.
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Nian is still objectively the best Sui sibling but you’re allowed to have a different favorite as long as you recognize that.
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Updated for a more recent selfie. Might be on here more often. Might not.
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uof @uof1052237.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Awaiting the feline Commission for G.k
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아작 @a-jak.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
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FAFAYU @fafayu.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
ヤチいろ
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Anggur @azjames34.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Everyone's drawing irokaguyachi kissing so well I don't know what I can add😭 #超かぐや姫
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ぱんだのん @non-panda.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
なかよしのやつ、しよ? #超かぐや姫
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Lelioz @lelioz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
#art #超かぐや姫
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Dino @dinoillus.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Fern
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Cosmic Princess Kaguya was so good I love animation so much
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Tiduidu @tiduidu.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
"Stark, you're talking to the biggest bag fumbler of the millenium. I would know, I lived all that time and I have never heard of anyone that fumbled as bad as me. It has been a century and I'm >still< waking up in cold sweat remembering even more chances that I botched. The man proposed to me."
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I had a good Christmas visiting family but it was preceded by an old friend dying of cancer and after dinner in the last day I got a call about another old friend dying of cancer so it’s kind of a mess emotionally.
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早川するめ @surume16.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
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seok98 석구팔 @seok98.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Dormant volcano horn
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早川するめ @surume16.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
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杜 太夫 @mo07art.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
#FGO オベロン
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