fico @ficochu.xyz · 14/04/2026once i learn how to reach my protein goal on a plant-based diet it’s over for the haters 1490
fico @ficochu.xyz · 03/04/2026going on vacation tomorrow and can't wait to only wear speedos and tank tops for a week 1140
fico @ficochu.xyz · 26/03/2026played an IRL game of traitors last night and we kinda steamrolled the faithfuls it was incredible 2140
fico @ficochu.xyz · 25/03/2026meta ending end-to-end encryption for ig dms is crazy considering you still can’t dm nudes on bluesky 091
fico @ficochu.xyz · 23/03/2026worked out this morning even though it’s rainy and i wanted to stay in bed and cuddle. please clap! 1820
fico @ficochu.xyz · 22/03/2026every time chappell has the mildest of scandals i realize that a lot of y’all would’ve been puritans chasing women around with pitchforks during the salem witch trials, full shade. 0100
fico @ficochu.xyz · 20/03/2026no one holds more evil in their heart than a grown ass white woman who looks like they were bullied all through high school. 060
fico @ficochu.xyz · 07/03/2026starting a 50 hour mat pilates certification program today and it’s literally just me and a bunch of girlies 0130
fico @ficochu.xyz · 05/03/2026#survivor50 being a bunch of old people getting hurt. pack it up, grandpa. back to retirement home. 080
fico @ficochu.xyz · 03/03/2026when someone says “great job team” but you’re the only one who actually did anything. 121120101
