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Robbie

@shmapey.bsky.social
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He/him, bi, 34, may we make plowshares of our swords

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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
CLOSURE????
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I still admire you as a person even if we aren’t close.
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Finally got a pic with @carmparens.bsky.social at an event!
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
W Arknights….
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh hello I forgot about this place
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Smh we’ve had straight influencers for a couple thousand years. They’re called Catholic Priests
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Some of you have never listened to “Komm, süsser Tod” while spamming League of Legends ranked games for 14 hours and that’s what sets me apart from you. (Send help)
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
This is what living in Texas is like now.
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Cas 🐶 @castussan.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Sakura and Doremi ❣️
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
If they suck ass then you’re doing it wrong smh. You’re supposed to have your harem s—[USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I love you and you will always be a saintess to me, but you need to go to confession for this one.
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Nah
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Fire Writing
ALT: Fire Writing
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Need to find you an old man
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Sol @racesolar.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
ALL OF EXISTENCE... BENT TO MY WILL..! *rotates the stage 90 degrees*
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ダリク @darikuyamato.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
メノウ/処刑少女の生きる道(お題箱)
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
A single foot fetishist, call that a lonely sole
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
One thing I admire about foot fetishists is they still believe in sole mates
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Huuuuge. Looking forward to seeing the list 🥳
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
A handful of fanfest pics
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Oh shit I’ll need to find you after the Dev panel
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James GHOULizio 👻 @theswweet.myatproto.social · 17/04/2026
You and 7 clowns band together to clear an ultimate and eventually realize that there are, in fact, 9 clowns.
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Texas has been too hot lately. Someone fix that please.
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Fanfest next week. I’m going to fanfest next week. The reality is finally starting to hit me that it’s real.
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Bloody Marie "Dollspooker" Dollfucker @dollfucker.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
That top down RTS pussy got me saying "at once" "very well" "moving there now" "as you command"
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Maomao….
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Searyn 🔞 @searynnsfw.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Something quick for the egg season
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Rosarie Maria🦐 @fatamorgana.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I need to reiterate that the 1993 Super Mario Bros movie is a good film. The fact it was spat on is absolutely reflective of our dark world.
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
media.tenor.com
a bunch of guns are flying in the air
ALT: a bunch of guns are flying in the air
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two friends at a table in a bar. One of them says, “here we go.” Panel 2: He continues, “Derek is doing his pickup routine again.” Derek is person-sized anole lizard in a brown leather jacket. He’s at the bar, drink in hand, extending his dulap (the red, retractable piece of flesh under a lizards neck) at a woman sitting next to him. Panel 3: the two friends at the table are dumbfounded to see Derek successfully attracted this woman, and they are leaving the bar together.
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Theoretically can have a 20 energy turn with him if you untap with all runes and trigger his ability twice that turn. I want to figure out how to pull that off so much it’s unreal.
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
The most surprising part of this post for me is the implication that you only have one Filipino girl
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Rosarie Maria🦐 @fatamorgana.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Looove
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
You can join the Irelia blade princess gang when you decide to leave the twink behind :)
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Ressssst
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Oh so that’s why I was turned down the other day. She must have felt the echoes of your evolution and known to wait for her turn with you
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fico @ficochu.xyz · 03/03/2026
when someone says “great job team” but you’re the only one who actually did anything.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
my new politics adjacent thing is getting really pissed off when people give a human name to a Rat
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Gountro (comms open) @gountro.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
repost
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 27/02/2026
there's literally nothing cooler than when the boss heals you before the battle. oldest trope in the business, good as shit every single time
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Emotionally, I understand Bad Bunny completely. Linguistically, there’s a measurable gap but I mean, who’s counting anyway?
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
But also zoo is based love the zoo
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Disappointed in your harem for not filling the replies with variations of “Rosie hips…”
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Life hack, crack open the third beer, and then the fourth beer
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Robbie @shmapey.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Need a gf who is a smarter than me but loves me for my kindness
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Effie 🐊 villain kisser @simplyeffie.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
happy president's day to Gulool Ja only and no one else
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a cartoon character is standing on a tiled floor
ALT: a cartoon character is standing on a tiled floor
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