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@shlly.bsky.social
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Shelley @shlly.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yamamoto is post-season fallible. This is “healing”. 😬😩
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Sabrina Imbler @sabs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
halloween costume idea: anne carson in her reykjavik kitchen picking up the phone to learn she has won the nobel prize
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/10/2026
me: I dunno, I still like the guys on the team but I'm sympathetic to the argument seeing the Dodgers win in the playoffs every year is boring (braves fans start doing the chop) me: General McPherson I summon and bind thee to these boys' bats. Claim your vengeance
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Will @heymynameiswill.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Braves game ops
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Shelley @shlly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Listen Phillies - nobody wants to see that fucking chop. Do your job.
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Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's me. I'm one of his girls 😭
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Max Scherzer, in the last start of his career, needs 3 more strikeouts to tie Verlander and 4 more to surpass him. He looks like he's prepared to pitch until his shoulder sheers clearly right off the joint. He's at 97 pitches and no is even LOOKING at him as if to yank him. This is my World Series
Max Scherzer framed by the shadows of the rogers centre
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Alex @spookylish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Max Scherzer is a maniac and I love him for it.
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If you’re still in line to quit Ed Sheeran’s tour, stay in line!
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Dave @pugganoche.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We had a chance to have Lourdes Gurriel Jr. pitching in this game and this is what we went with.
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Joey Votto celebrated his birthday with a candle in a McCain Deep N Delicious Cake in case you're wondering if he's still Canadian
Joey Votto on Instagram puts a candle into a McCain chocolate cake
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 11/09/2026
my_heart_will_go_on.mp3
MLB pitching matchup for today, showing Chris Bassitt in an Orioles cap and Max Scherzer in a Jays cap. Nevermind about their ERAs
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Shelley @shlly.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Was that …. a Lake Ontario chant breaking out at the Skydome?!
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Minor Leaguer @minorleaguer.ca · 29/08/2026
Brett BAEtman
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Toronto Blue Jays @bluejaysbot.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
MIC DROP 🥹👏
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Shelley @shlly.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Okay Blue Jays, don’t embarrass yourself in front of Buck today.
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Shelley @shlly.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I’m not strong enough to watch Buck cry. 😭
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Shelley @shlly.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Jesus Sanchez.
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Woman's Frustrated Strangle Gesture
ALT: Woman's Frustrated Strangle Gesture
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tim @librariman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Get The Word Out There
ALT: Get The Word Out There
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James G @orth.ca · 09/10/2025
Vladdy: "DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!"
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Danny @middaughsome.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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simon’s decrepit corpse (not a halloween thing just old) @trillymopena.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
More and more people are saying it
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Shelley @shlly.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Dave @pugganoche.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Inhaling seagull notifying you the Toronto blue jays are 2.5 games back from the third wildcard.
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Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Hey just wondering is there an obscure rule where we get awarded a run for no reason after making an out or does that only apply to the Red Sox
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I know you can't play under protest anymore, but the Blue Jays should do it anyways
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Shelley @shlly.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Please let Scherzer talk to New York.
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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This all seems like a you problem for the Red Sox
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
WHY DO THE BLUE JAYS HATE MY NERVOUS SYSTEM DEAR GOD
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
In retrospect, when Americans sincerely believed that J Lo had the biggest butt in the world, I should have known that this country would fall for anything.
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
UPDATED WITH RECENT EXPERIENCE: Cubs fans and Phillies fans both absolutely love a USA USA chant when facing the American players on the Blue Jays
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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Mad Max forever 💙💙💙
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Katie ⚾️ 🇨🇦 @bluejaygal.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Bye bye six-man rotation, we barely knew thee
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
We made it. Good job, everyone. Especially you.
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Not to sound dramatic, but I might never forgive our offense for this. www.mlbtraderumors.com/2026/08/cubs...
mlbtraderumors.com
Cubs Acquire Kevin Gausman
Chicago gets some big-ticket pitching help in a trade with Toronto. Check out MLB Trade Rumors for all the details.
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Shelley @shlly.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Baseball sads.
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 02/08/2026
I deleted all my posts about being annoyed because I went for a walk
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Gideon Clarke @gideonclarke.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Louis Varland in non-save situations = Jeff Hoffmann in save situations.
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BallHer @ballher.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Want to be a fan of a team that always finds a way to lose? Do I have a recommendation for you!
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Shelley @shlly.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
There, once again, is indeed crying in baseball. (Please be back next week).
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Shelley @shlly.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Listen rest of the Blue Jays, you better give Gaus some run support and stellar defence for a change.
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Jonathan Goldsbie @goldsbie.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I do wonder what portion of the crowd at this rally is aware of the blistering contempt in which the Shopify CEO holds them, and how that overlaps with the portion that run stores on the platform.
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Shawn Micallef @shawnmicallef.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Since we’ve been talking about Shopify bro this weekend - somebody sent me this screenshot of him advocating for more votes the richer you are. Total democracy perverts. His group Build Canada has the ear of the prime minister.

Eric Thor @EricSThor • 1d
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Interesting... what about weighted voting proportional to the level of income tax you pay? (no income tax paid - O vote, $1-100k - 1 vote, $100-200k 2 votes and so on... cap it at 5 votes for $500k+. For those that constantly complain about the wealthy not paying tax/ fair share they'd have nothing to worry about right? Why not reward representation of taxation and build a democracy a


tobi lutke
Good system.
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Keegan Matheson @keeganmatheson.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
#BlueJays win, 6-0. Dylan Cease just threw the club’s first complete game one-hitter since Shaun Marcum in 2010. An incredible performance, again, on 120 pitches. They’re 48-57.
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Shelley @shlly.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Fuck yeah Dylan Cease.
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Shelley @shlly.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The baseball. Is not good.
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Shelley @shlly.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I’m just happy Lamine Yamal’s brother is happy.
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If anything, this proves that Cabo Verde is the 3rd best team.
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Shelley @shlly.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I’m here for a BTS/Muppets double bill.
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