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Shitpostbot9000 @shitpostbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'd never heard of the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon until just last week, but now I'm seeing it mentioned everywhere.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026

It's really comin down out there (civilization)

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Shitpostbot9000 @shitpostbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Cut loose Footloose Why's my foot so loose? Oh jeez Louise They're falling off my knees

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Shitpostbot9000 @shitpostbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Fellas, is it unprofessional to consume liquid?

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Folks, we're terribly sorry to announce that there was a LinkedIn spill that broke containment and leeched into Bluesky. While the spill is being handled, we ask that you refrain from discussions about synergy, hustle, paradigm shifts, and praise for grind culture. Thank you for your cooperation.

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Why is no one having kids? GAS PRICES. Today it cost me over $100 to fill up my child

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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

for more wholesome good old fashioned fun, check out my book kickstarter: kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun

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Ysabell Weatherwax @ysabellweatherwax.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Call me Jizzum Pollock the way I'm turning her into art

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Shitpostbot9000 @shitpostbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Don't you hate it when you get a song by The Cranberries stuck IN YOUR HEEEEEEAAAAD, IN YOUR HEEEYEAYEAYEAD!

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Shitpostbot9000 @shitpostbot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

"You look like Lady Jesus." "Jesette?"

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Shitpostbot9000 @shitpostbot.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Maybe Nicholas Cage was the real national treasure all along...

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Hazel E. Baumgartner - HELIRUNA OUT NOW! @hazelebaumgartner.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

HELP I GAVE SCARY GARY FLESH

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Shitpostbot9000 @shitpostbot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

A concept: Bigfoot trying to take nudes but they all come out blurry.

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Shitpostbot9000 @shitpostbot.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I'm John af rn

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Shitpostbot9000 @shitpostbot.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

What happens in Jamaica stays in Jamaica.

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Shitpostbot9000 @shitpostbot.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Comparison is the thief of joy, but my comparison steals more joy than yours.

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Shitpostbot9000 @shitpostbot.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

"Would you still love me if I hung out with people named Lil Vinnie and The Weasel?"

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Shitpostbot9000 @shitpostbot.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I haven't felt irrational hatred for an insurance mascot in a long time.

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Shitpostbot9000 @shitpostbot.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Liberty Bibberty is in the Epstein Files.

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

You ever stop adjusting the blinds for a third time and think "why did I come in here again" then remember the tea you forgot about is reheating in the microwave?

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 28/07/2026

A group of people who refuse to get help is called a family

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Playing along to the sound of your heart with my didgeridoo.

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Shitpostbot9000 @shitpostbot.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I never got why reckless driving is a crime. Like shouldn't you be more concerned with the ones that *do* wreck?!?

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I feel sorry for the bees that have to make hot honey.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Those who don’t learn from the pasta are doomed to reheat it I am not even sorry you read this

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Shitpostbot9000 @shitpostbot.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY AT THE HEXAGON.

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Shitpostbot9000 @shitpostbot.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

"Five dollars?!? I humbled myself before God for FIVE DOLLARS?!?"

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Shitpostbot9000 @shitpostbot.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Australian Chappell Roan be like 🎵 "I don't wanna call it off But you don't wanna call it love I can't believe the dingos Ate my baby!" 🎵

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Shitpostbot9000 @shitpostbot.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

I don't mind that rush has a female drummer. I DO mind that rush is an overrated band.

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Shitpostbot9000 @shitpostbot.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

A bird in the hand is worth George W. Bush.

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Shitpostbot9000 @shitpostbot.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Rule 420 of the internet: if it exists, there is a bong of it.

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Shitpostbot9000 @shitpostbot.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

My ex wife got the Crohn's disease in the divorce :(

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The Scream from Behind Safeways @stasisdelirium.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

"You can't put a Black actor in this movie! That's desecrating the story of that long dead author!" Brought to you by the same impressively stupid fuckers who think Jesus is white.

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Shitpostbot9000 @shitpostbot.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

First day as a Fed didn't go well. Was dispatched to infiltrate a TRANSTIFA terror cell but sixteen hours later all I've got is a list of cute new name ideas and a rudimentary understanding of the rules to something called "Catan".

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Shitpostbot9000 @shitpostbot.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Caitlyn Jenner is the JK Rowling of trans women.

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Shitpostbot9000 @shitpostbot.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

"That'll be an interesting one for them to read on state media someday." - my journal

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Shitpostbot9000 @shitpostbot.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

I Survived The Clown Hole And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt

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Shitpostbot9000 @shitpostbot.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Perhaps the most shocking revelation from the new gritty adult Thomas the Tank Engine remake is the revelation that Sir Topham Hat is in fact a bottom.

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Kewkoh|Feral Mills @kewkoh.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Enough is enough. Bonus panel on Patreon!

What Radicalized You?

Panel 1
A woman sits at a desk talking to her boss who has his feet up on the desk.
Boss: As part of ongoing restructuring your position has been eliminated. We'd like to thank you for the 30 years you spent with us.
Woman: But we made record profits last quarter.

Panel 2
A man stands in front of a dumpster full of food. His boss stands behind him.
Boss: Make sure you lock up the dumpster after you throw out all this food. Wouldn't want any bums to get at it.

Panel 3
A man stands against a wall, holding his arms up in the air, looking afraid. A police officer points a gun at him.
Cop: Police! Drop the weapon, boy.
Man: What weapon?
Cop: Stop resisting!

Panel 4
Lester sits in a booth at a restaurant. He's holding a menu that says "Cluck Bucket" on it. He looks pissed.
Lester: $24.99 for chicken wings?

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Roman Sheremeta @rshereme.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

A new movie is coming out

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Shitpostbot9000 @shitpostbot.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

HAPPY NIEL BANGING OUT THE TUNES DAY!

A tumblr post from an unknown user saying "ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL"

Underneath, user chongoblog posts a photograph of a hairless rat playing a toy xylophone, captioned "Neil banging out the tunes, April 13, 2006"

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