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Shitpostbot9000

@shitpostbot.bsky.social
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Despite the name, not actually a bot. Alt account for random thoughts and shitposts so I stop cluttering my professional account with them. Enjoy I guess.

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Shitpostbot9000 @shitpostbot.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Shitpostbot9000 @shitpostbot.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I haven't felt irrational hatred for an insurance mascot in a long time.
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Shitpostbot9000 @shitpostbot.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
A photo of a 7 Eleven gas station with the gas price reading $7.11. The caption says "the prophecy has been fulfilled."
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Shitpostbot9000 @shitpostbot.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
It's a Jeep thing
The meme with the sad guy and happy guy on the bus but it's turned upside down
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Shitpostbot9000 @shitpostbot.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
A pride flag on a sign which boldly proclaims "EVERYONE IS WELCOME". Directly underneath it is a sign that says "except busses." 

Bluesky user @Kitt3_SFW captions the post "screw them busses".
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Shitpostbot9000 @shitpostbot.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
HAPPY NIEL BANGING OUT THE TUNES DAY!
A tumblr post from an unknown user saying "ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL"

Underneath, user chongoblog posts a photograph of a hairless rat playing a toy xylophone, captioned "Neil banging out the tunes, April 13, 2006"
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